User:ThiefAC

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Piratehunter: "Man is blinded by his own perception."

ThiefAC laughs

ThiefAC: "Man is blinded by the fat guy in the seat in front of him."

D. Cello: "I am seriously going to demote all of you."

ThiefAC has been demoted to: Piece of Cheese

—Piratehunter, ThiefAC and D. Cello during a conversation, 20th/1st/2011.

"I'm a creative artist (specialize in Writing, Drawing, Designing), not a HTML junkie. So don't think of me as some acne-ridden fatass because I programmed Veetor. I ain't"

―Thief, 2010

Codename: THIEF
Name:	James
Status:	Working undercover at Abstergo Industries
Location:	Sicilia - Italy
Gender:	Male
Language(s):	English Italian
Birth date:	March 6
Religion:	Christian (Catholic division)
Death:	Unknown
Period:	Modern Times
Faction:	Assassins
Rank:	Direttore of the Istruttori
Appears in:	How Cesare Lost His Wallet (book) Real Life

Userboxes File:DirettoreThief.png This user is the Direttore of the Istruttorium. This user is thinks that those generic FA/GA articles award userboxes are stupid, mainly because he helped many articles become FA/GA before the award system was in place :D. Template:UserWProjectMemoriesLead This user is part of WikiProject: Timeline, a.k.a. Hungerer of Knowledge. This user has earned a handful of Assassin's Cookies for a display of clever awesomeness. This user has helped the wiki achieve 1000 articles and has earned a mouthful of the Assassin's Pudding. This user has presented a successful project, and has earned a slice of the Assassin's Cheesecake. This user has earned a cold pint of Assassin's Guinness, for their outstanding contributions on St. Patrick's Day. This user has cleared Assassin's Creed: Altaïr's Chronicles for the DS. This user has cleared Assassin's Creed for PC. This user has cleared Assassin's Creed II for PC. This user has cleared Assassin's Creed II: Discovery for the DS.

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List of Articles I have helped make "Good" and "Featured"

GOOD ARTICLES:*Return to Alep

• Santangel's request (in nomination)
• Siege of Masyaf (starting nom soon)
• Search for the Apple (starting nom soon)
• Battle tactics (starting nom soon)

FEATURED ARTICLES:

• Desmond Miles
• Hunt for the Nine (starting nom soon)
• Battle of Arsuf (starting nom soon)

Bio

The name's James, muahahahaha. Just call me Thief. That's my personality in real life, I'm not a burgular, just a sly prankster who would take their mate's stationary and work equipment and hide them somewhere as a prank, or cleverly dispose of it in a place they'll only find AFTER they become franticly desperate to find whatever's missing. :D Muahaha, >:). It only encouraged me more after I looked up what my real name means, SUPPLANTER, which means "to wrongfully or illegally seize and hold the place or object of another." Of course I only do this with small crap such as keys, and other..erm..crap. I don't do it for personal gain. Just to make my group of friends (not the one being pranked) laugh and for fun. :D I'm also a comic artist and draw up comic sketches and comical drawings, as well as writing some articles and stories. The reason I'm here is because I want to hone my writing skills for when I become a writer/journalist in the years to come, hopefully. :D

Friend List (The Awesomes of this Wiki) - (Sorted Randomly)

*Cello (If I didn't have this i'd be perma-banned :D, his awesomeness knows no boundaries) *Altaïr (Awesome guy, helped out with a lot of articles and is good to the community.)*Sima Yi (Awesome guy, helps out a lot and is good to the community, very sociable and has keen insights on the AC universe.)

• ThiefAC (LOL, if I wasn't myself, I would write: Friendly guy who is always trying to keep order amongst the users and staff.)

• War (Awesome guy right here!, helped me out with a few articles, awesome contribs, he makes an awesome admin too, and is great at making templates.)

• "THE OLD" Piratehunter (Another awesome guy, plays the THIEF games [which are awesome] and designs some useful templates for this wiki, too bad he turned out to be a total judgemental dick)
• "THE NICE" AssassinRome (Another very friendly editor, his contributions are great and this user always has something interesting to input on both articles and talkpages! Very formal and good to chat with on the IRC at times, former Istruttore)
• Assassin-Rayne (Awesome user with a great history of excellent edits, he tries his best... and succeeds. Very friendly and always good to have around)
• LikeAnEagle (Great editor with rich insights about the in-game universe)
• Luna (A good editor who was previously active in the Istruttore :D)
• Ducato (The Ducato!! Breaking newbie articles with a twitch of his thumb. Badass AND helpful! Seriously!)
• Lucan (Also known as; Mr. Texmod. This guy is great at taking images (like me) for this wiki and is very formal and a great person to be friends with :D)
• Zwooooooosh (The old king of images , Need I say more?)
• Dan (A very good editor, this guy is very respectful and considerate towards other users, and is a part of the staff! Awesome fella to talk to and is very, very friendly!)
• Campbell430 (A great contributor and moderator, and does his job well.)
• Sick-Steen (Another great aspiring editor who is doing greatly within the walls of the wiki and is extremely friendly, recently earned "The King of Images" title! Well done!)
• Braig (An excellent Istruttore who is doing a great job and is extremely formal and friendly, part of the Oceania Awesomes (and a Chopper fan) and a great person to chat to over the IRC!)
• AMDR (Very formal, a great aspiring... where the hell are all these excellent editors coming from?! The last two editors as well as this one are so damn excellent it makes feel like paying them to edit here.. but I won't. ;] )

Haven't known them enough to be on the list, but still deserve a mention.

1. AJ (This guy is a good editor, and has some good insights and theories in the AC Universe)
2. SilverSummoner (A former admin and funny too :D)
3. AllyAuditore (A good editor who is learning the ropes of AC WIKI :D)
4. Phantom (Peer Istruttore, a great editor ofc. Don't see much of him)
5. Farzard (For some reason, he's here.)
6. Rossko (A great friendly editor, who adds useful information and inputs to articles and blogs)

Comment on my talkpage; incase i've forgotten you or you think you're good enough to be up here.. :D

My Uploaded Pictures (incomplete!)

I took them all in-game.. or atleast most of them.

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My Gag Pictures

• My Anti-Oasis picture.
  My Anti-Oasis picture.
• Need I explain?
  Need I explain?
• Click to enlarge (a bit of the text got cut-off)
  Click to enlarge (a bit of the text got cut-off)
• This image I made pissed off the AC Fanon people..
  This image I made pissed off the AC Fanon people..