...Has returned for a special one night only show, and depending on how that goes, a regional tour, and depending on how that goes, a "coming out of retirement" world tour. Or nothing, I don't know, I don't want to state anything definitively and get everybody's hopes up that '''ACWiki's Most Wanted''' has returned.
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=Biography=
=Biography=
{{Quote|I'll shove that bat up your ass and turn you into a popsicle.|'''''The Warriors: Ajax threatening a gang member of the Baseball Furies.'''''}}
I'm a brilliant writer, that's why I'm here; it's all I really do. No good with images or codes. I tend to stay out of the spotlight in the community so that I don't draw too much attention to myself; helps keep away the idiots some of our other Staff deal with on a regular basis. Though I do make my presence known just enough so people don't forget who I am. Some people would call me a funny, chilled, and cruisy guy, some would call me an narcissist with a God-complex, and others would call me an emotionless hardarse. Well they'd all be right. I'm studying to become a Doctor of Psychology, which means I understand how people work better than '''everyone''' and will profile the fuck out of '''you''', because I can. So that's as detailed biography of me you're gonna get; continue reading to find some of the simpler aspects of me and you can draw your own conclusions.
I'm a brilliant writer, that's why I'm here; it's all I really do. No good with images or codes. I tend to stay out of the spotlight in the community so that I don't draw too much attention to myself; helps keep away the idiots some of our other Staff deal with on a regular basis. Though I do make my presence known just enough so people don't forget who I am. Some people would call me a funny, chilled, and cruisy guy, some would call me an narcissist with a God-complex, and others would call me an emotionless hardarse. Well they'd all be right. I'm studying to become a Doctor of Psychology, which means I understand how people work better than '''everyone''' and will profile the fuck out of '''you''', because I can. So that's as detailed biography of me you're gonna get; continue reading to find some of the simpler aspects of me and you can draw your own conclusions.
<s>If you ever need help with anything, just notify me via carrier kiwi, and I'll help you in whatever way I can.</s>
<s>If you ever need help with anything, just notify me via carrier kiwi, and I'll help you in whatever way I can.</s>
'''And here's my special shout-out to my lovely friend, [[User:KrystalSiDD|Krystal]]. She's a wonderful woman with a beautiful mind and body. She is my guiding light and rescued me when I was in a dark place, saving my tortured sou- well not really, that was just for added dramatic effect - we mostly talk about writing, food, TV, and plotting murder, you know.. the usual. Don't let her fool you, she's not as innocent and sweet as first seems and is a total meanie. But underneath that tough exterior is actually a heart of gold... okay, I'm lying again, it's just more evil. It's important to note that I was not held at gun point to type this... ''"Oww, the knife is digging into my neck, cutie."'''''
=Biography 2: Electric Boogaloo=
Well that was my old biography, from when I actually did stuff here, and was a member of the Bureau and its Dai. Does that make me better than you? Well, I'd like to say "no", and state that all Wiki editors are equal... But not as much as I'd like to say "yes", and assert my superiority over all who read this. Yes even you [[User:Master Sima Yi|Sima]]. So what brings you here? Nah jokes, I know what you're doing here... You saw my name on the former Staff members section and spent hours studying my ever so valuable contributions and influential history to this great site, and now you want to read about the big man himself. Can't say I blame ya. Well unfortunately for you, I'll not be telling anymore, cus y'know... can't really be fucked. How sad. Do your own digging you lazy shit, start with old mate [[User:Vatsa1708|Vatsa]] or [[User:DarkFeather|DF]] or something. I hope you had a grand ol' stay on my page. Now fuck off, but come back soon.
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=''Assassin's Creed'' Media - Ratings=
'''Ted''': ''When we’re singing, and the bands around, everything’s fine. But as soon as we’re alone, I literally can’t breathe.''<br />
'''JD''': ''Ted you’re never gonna’ get close to this woman til’ you dig down deep and find the courage to tell her how you really feel.''<br />
'''Ted''': ''(Blank stare) Yeeaahhh. (Turns to Janitor) What do you got?''<br />
'''Janitor''': ''For the rest of your life, 100% of your communication with this woman, should be in song.''<br />
'''Ted''': ''LOVING IT!''
:'''''----Scrubs: The Janitor and JD helping Ted with relationship issues.'''''
''[[Assassin's Creed]]'' - 9.3<br>
''[[Assassin's Creed II]]'' - 8.8<br>
''[[Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood]]'' - 8.4<br>
''[[Assassin's Creed: Revelations]]'' - 8.6<br>
''[[Assassin's Creed III]]'' - 9
''[[Assassin's Creed: The Fall#Issue #1|Assassin's Creed: The Fall - Issue 1]]'' - 8.4<br>
''[[Assassin's Creed: The Fall#Issue #2|Assassin's Creed: The Fall - Issue 2]]'' - 8.6<br>
''[[Assassin's Creed: The Fall#Issue #3|Assassin's Creed: The Fall - Issue 3]]'' - 8<br>
''[[Assassin's Creed (French comic)#Tome 1: Desmond|Assassin's Creed: French Comic - Tome 1: Desmond]]'' - 7.8<br>
''[[Assassin's Creed (French comic)#Tome 2: Aquilus|Assassin's Creed: French Comic - Tome 2: Aquilus]]'' - 7.6<br>
''[[Assassin's Creed: Lineage]]'' - 7.9<br>
''[[Assassin's Creed: Ascendance]]'' - 6.8<br>
''[[Assassin's Creed: Embers]]'' - 8.7<br>
I've also created a comedic Fanon loosely based on political events in Australia. It was the Fanon of the Month for March, and is a Featured Fanon. It is called: ''[[ACFanon:Orstrarlya|Assassin's Creed: Orstrarlya]]''. It received only positive reviews from critics, and isn't incredibly long. You won't regret checking it out.
=Assassination Missions=
=Assassination Missions=
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This is some classic stuff right here, I gotta keep this.
'''Sidney''': ''(Whilst dealing cards) There’s a possible straight, pair of threes, another queen, I don’t know, and garbage for the dealer. Pair of queens bet Trapper?''<br />
'''Trapper''': ''Wait a minute, what’s everybody got?''<br />
'''Sam''': ''(Gag Mexican accent) Would you like to look at my hole card Ringo?''<br />
'''Hawkeye''': ''Would you like to make a bet before the war goes into overtime?''<br />
'''Trapper''': ''Okay, I’ll check the possible straight.''<br />
'''Hawkeye''': ''Check along.''<br />
'''Sidney''': ''I'm out.''<br />
'''Sam''': ''I’m light, five (puts chip in).''<br />
'''Klinger''': ''El Foldo.''<br />
'''Trapper''': ''All right, I'll see you.''<br />
'''Hawkeye''': ''Over and out.''<br />
'''Trapper''': ''Sam, did you get the straight?''<br />
'''Sam''': ''Did I hit the straight, heh? (Throws each card onto table) two, three, four, five… nine.''
:'''''----M*A*S*H: Playing poker, or "conference", as they call it.'''''
<big>[http://assassinscreed.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Subject_16*/Assassin%27s_Creed_in_trouble%3F Hunt for Patrice Désilets I]</big><br>
<big>[http://assassinscreed.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Subject_16*/Assassin%27s_Creed_in_trouble%3F Hunt for Patrice Désilets I]</big><br>
*Along with [[User:Subject AMDR|Subject AMDR]] and [[User:Subject 16*|Sick-Steen]].
*Along with [[User:Subject AMDR|Subject AMDR]] and [[User:Subject 16*|Sick-Steen]].
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<big>[http://assassinscreed.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:AssassinRome/The_Battle_of_the_Asylum The Epic Battle of The WolfDragon and BlackEagle vs. War Clown’s Asylum and The Black Panther]</big>
<big>[http://assassinscreed.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:AssassinRome/The_Battle_of_the_Asylum The Epic Battle of The WolfDragon and BlackEagle vs. War Clown’s Asylum and The Black Panther]</big>
*Along side [[User:AssassinRome|AssassinRome]], and Opposing [[User:War Clown|War Clown]] and [[User:ThiefAC|Thief]].
*Along side [[User:AssassinRome|AssassinRome]], and Opposing [[User:War Clown|War Clown]] and [[User:ThiefAC|Thief]].
=Real World=
'''River''': ''Use the stabilizers!''<br />
'''The Doctor''': ''It doesn't have stabilizers!''<br />
'''River''': ''The blue switches!''<br />
'''The Doctor''': ''The blue ones don't do anything, they're just... blue!''<br />
'''River''': ''Yes, they're blue; they're the blue stabilizers! (Presses the button and the TARDIS stabilizes) See?''<br />
'''Amy''': ''Doctor, how come she can fly the TARDIS?''<br />
'''The Doctor''': ''You call that flying the TARDIS? Ha!''<br />
'''River''': ''Okay, I've mapped the probability vectors, done a foldback on the temporal isometry, charted the ship to its destination and... (presses a button, the cloister bell clangs) parked us right alongside.''<br />
'''The Doctor''': ''Parked us? But we haven't landed!''<br />
'''River''': ''Of course we've landed; I just landed her.''<br />
'''The Doctor''': ''But it didn't make the noise.''<br />
'''River''': ''What noise?''<br />
'''The Doctor''': ''You know, the... (does an impression of the TARDIS materialization sound).''<br />
'''River''': ''It's not supposed to make that noise. You leave the brakes on.''<br />
'''The Doctor''': ''Yes, well, it's a brilliant noise. I love that noise.''
:'''''----Doctor Who: The Doctor arguing about the correct way to fly and land the TARDIS.'''''
===Interests===
Science, Literature, History, Maths, Politics, Religion (theory side, I'm Agnostic), The Arts (I play guitar, and used to act) and Comedy.
===Bands/Artists===
R.E.M., Split Enz, Pete Murray, Electric Light Orchestra, Guns N' Roses, The Eagles, Van Halen, Bon Jovi, The Who, AC/DC, Meat Loaf, Bryan Adams, Michael Jackson, Green Day, Eminem, Crowded House, Coldplay, Travis, Savage Garden, Devo, The Angels, U2, Maroon 5, Matchbox Twenty/Rob Thomas, Avril Lavigne, Gary Glitter, Icehouse, Midnight Oil, Elton John, The Offspring, Nickelback, Paul Kelly, Queen, Robbie Williams, Scorpions, Simple Plan and many, many more.
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===Songs===
1. In The City - The Eagles<br>
2. It's Been Raining - Dragon<br>
3. Bittersweet Symphony - The Verve<br>
4. Bad Day - R.E.M<br>
5. Twilight - Electric Light Orchestra - Remy Zero<br>
My Theme Song (this song is what I base my life on) We Can't Be Beaten - Rose Tattoo
===Movies===
The Warriors, Pirates Of The Caribbean, Back To The Future, Flight Of The Phoenix, The Shawshank Redemption, Cast Away, Spiderman, The Green Mile, Footy Legends, Vantage Point, Ghostbusters, Beetlejuice, Cats And Dogs, Remember the Titans, Escape From Sobibor, Sleepy Hollow, Hot Fuzz, Run Fat Boy Run, The Slammin' Salmon, The A-Team, The Other Guys, Grown Ups, The Little Shop Of Horrors, Hitman, Crocodile Dundee, Saving Private Ryan, The Da Vinci Code, Angels And Demons, Jaws, Harry Potter, The Chronicles of Narnia, The Invention Of Lying, Limitless, The Happening, Love Actually, Paul Blart: Mall Cop, Taken, Napoleon, and The Adventures Of Milo And Otis .
===TV Shows===
Scrubs, M*A*S*H, Doctor Who, The X-Files, Supernatural, Angel, Good News Week/World, NCIS, Big Bang Theory, Merlin, House, How I Met Your Mother, Family Guy, Futurama, South Park, The Simpsons, Person of Interest, Top Gear, Man vs. Wild, That '70s Show, Two and a Half Men, and Mythbusters.
===Sport===
[[File:My Run.jpg|thumb|270px|A great break I made during a Rugby Union game, which set up a try. Damn Fullback ankle tapped me.]]
These days my only physical activity is the gym sessions, which I try to attend regularly.. and I really mean that. None of this "two days a week" slack effort crap, I do 4-7 days a week, depending on how I'm feeling.<br>
Rugby ((Union (Support: All Blacks, Auckland Blues, Cardiff Blues) and League (Support: New Zealand Kiwis, New Zealand Warriors)), NFL (Support: Carolina Panthers), Soccer (ever since New Zealand actually made it to the World Championship and went through undefeated) (Support: All Whites, Wellington Phoenix, Wolves). The following sports I don't follow, but enjoy playing: Volleyball, Basketball and Ultimate (better known as Ultimate Frisbee).
===Games===
1. The Warriors (Original Xbox)<br>
2. Fable (I - III)<br>
3. Assassin's Creed (I, II, B, R)<br>
4. The Elder Scrolls: (IV Oblivion, V Skyrim)<br>
5. Halo (1 - 3)
===Books===
'''Fiction:'''
:The Sight
:Dragonology
'''Biography:'''
:Always Looking Up - Michael J. Fox.
:The Happiest Refugee - Anh Do (Vietnamese/Australian Comedian, starred in Footy Legends).
:Never Have Your Dog Stuffed - Alan Alda (Hawkeye from M*A*S*H).
'''Other:'''
:The Prince - Niccolò Machiavelli
===Cars/Bikes===
Unnatural obsession with DeLoreans, and the Y2K (MTT) Superbike (has a jet turbine, can't go wrong). And if you're familiar with the Ford vs Holden argument... well I'm with Ford. I also drive a 1990 Toyota Corolla Seca; I call her Carolina. Corrola -> Carolina -> Corrola -> Carolina.. get it?
Revision as of 17:23, 20 November 2014
...Has left the building.
...Has returned for a special one night only show, and depending on how that goes, a regional tour, and depending on how that goes, a "coming out of retirement" world tour. Or nothing, I don't know, I don't want to state anything definitively and get everybody's hopes up that ACWiki's Most Wanted has returned.
This user has cleared Assassin's Creed for the 360.
This user has cleared Assassin's Creed II for the 360.
This user has cleared Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood for the 360.
This user has cleared Assassin's Creed: Revelations for the 360.
This user has cleared Assassin's Creed III for the 360.
This user has cleared Assassin's Creed III: Liberation for the 360.
This user has cleared Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag for the Xbox One.
This user has cleared Assassin's Creed: Rogue for the 360.
This user has read Assassin's Creed: The Fall.
This user has watched Assassin's Creed Lineage.
This user has watched Assassin's Creed: Ascendance.
This user has watched Assassin's Creed: Embers.
This user possesses a Piece of Eden. They can be evil, very evil. And their illusions kick Houdini's ass.
Biography
I'm a brilliant writer, that's why I'm here; it's all I really do. No good with images or codes. I tend to stay out of the spotlight in the community so that I don't draw too much attention to myself; helps keep away the idiots some of our other Staff deal with on a regular basis. Though I do make my presence known just enough so people don't forget who I am. Some people would call me a funny, chilled, and cruisy guy, some would call me an narcissist with a God-complex, and others would call me an emotionless hardarse. Well they'd all be right. I'm studying to become a Doctor of Psychology, which means I understand how people work better than everyone and will profile the fuck out of you, because I can. So that's as detailed biography of me you're gonna get; continue reading to find some of the simpler aspects of me and you can draw your own conclusions.
If you ever need help with anything, just notify me via carrier kiwi, and I'll help you in whatever way I can.
Biography 2: Electric Boogaloo
Well that was my old biography, from when I actually did stuff here, and was a member of the Bureau and its Dai. Does that make me better than you? Well, I'd like to say "no", and state that all Wiki editors are equal... But not as much as I'd like to say "yes", and assert my superiority over all who read this. Yes even you Sima. So what brings you here? Nah jokes, I know what you're doing here... You saw my name on the former Staff members section and spent hours studying my ever so valuable contributions and influential history to this great site, and now you want to read about the big man himself. Can't say I blame ya. Well unfortunately for you, I'll not be telling anymore, cus y'know... can't really be fucked. How sad. Do your own digging you lazy shit, start with old mate Vatsa or DF or something. I hope you had a grand ol' stay on my page. Now fuck off, but come back soon.
