User:'R BlaiddDdraig

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	Step aside bitches cus New Zealand is coming through.
Age:	18
Ancestry:	New Zealand/Welsh/Dutch Affiliations: This user is the Dai of the Bureau, and head of the Apprentice Initiative. This user is one of the leading founders of the ACWiki Gentleman Association, and has the swagger of a man who shags courtesans to Beethoven's 5th. This user is a member of the Asylum and has reserved the right to use a list of assets no other users can. Merits and Wiki: This user has earned the Merit of the Wolf's Howl, granted by Rayne for being a vigilant Hunter of Vandalists and quick at Reverting Vandalism. This user has been recognized by War Clown as a good and trustworthy editor, and has earned the title of Ginoo. This user created the Dragon's Fire medal, awarded for being a brilliant comedian, and having a ruthless attitude. DarkFeather allows this clever, canny user to borrow a raven and not have their eyes pecked in return for dedication to the Wiki. This user has earned a cold pint of Assassin's Guinness, for their outstanding contributions on St. Patrick's Day. This user has shown respect to their peers, and earnt a refreshing can of Fantassassin. This user is part of WikiProject: Timeline, a.k.a. Hungerer of Knowledge. This user is part of WikiProject: Assassins, a.k.a. Keeper of the Creed. This user helped promote the article "Desmond Miles" to Featured status This user helped promote the article "Majd Addin" to Good status This user is a Channel Operator at Assassin's Wiki IRC. This user has helped the wiki achieve 1000 articles and has earned a mouthful of the Assassin's Pudding. This user has helped the wiki achieve 2000 articles and has earned a slice of the Assassin's Poundcake. This User has earned some Assassins Eggnog for remaining a loyal follower to the Creed on Christmas day, 2011. This user has earned a refreshing glass of Assassin's Scotch, for being classy, elegant, and awesome. Personal: This user is a Kiwi, they may constantly talk about the All Blacks, and call you bro or cousie. This user is like the Sentinel, and does what is right by them, seeking vengeance against those who wrong him. This user is like a wolf, cross him, and you will be hunted down and silenced. This user is a Pisces. This user is like Liam Neeson, and loves it when a plan comes together, like the law of electric current. File:UserLiamATeam.jpg Gaming: This user plays on the Xbox 360. This user plays on Xbox Live, under the username Tazza4077. This user plays on Uplay, under the username Tazza4077. This user is a Squad Leader for the Wikian Alliance. File:AssassinLogo.png This user has cleared Assassin's Creed for the 360. This user has cleared Assassin's Creed II for the 360. This user has cleared Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood for the 360. This user has cleared Assassin's Creed: Revelations for the 360. This user has read Assassin's Creed: The Fall. This user has watched Assassin's Creed Lineage. This user has watched Assassin's Creed: Ascendance. This user has watched Assassin's Creed: Embers. This user possesses a Piece of Eden. They can be evil, very evil. And their illusions kick Houdini's ass.

Biography

"I'll shove that bat up your ass and turn you into a popsicle."

―The Warriors: Ajax threatening a gang member of the Baseball Furies.

I'm a brilliant writer, that's why I'm here; it's all I really do. No good with images or codes. I tend to stay out of the spotlight in the community so that I don't draw too much attention to myself; helps keep away the idiots some of our other Staff deal with on a regular basis. Though I do make my presence known just enough so people don't forget who I am. Some people would call me a funny, chilled, and cruisy guy, some people would call me an narcissist with a God-complex, and others would call me an emotionless hardarse. Well they'd all be right. So that's as detailed biography of me you're gonna get; continue reading to find some of the simpler aspects of me and you can draw your own conclusions.

If you ever need help with anything, just notify me via carrier kiwi, and I'll help you in whatever way I can.

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Assassin's Creed Media - Ratings

Ted: When we’re singing, and the bands around, everything’s fine. But as soon as we’re alone, I literally can’t breathe.
JD: Ted you’re never gonna’ get close to this woman til’ you dig down deep and find the courage to tell her how you really feel.
Ted: (Blank stare) Yeeaahhh. (Turns to Janitor) What do you got?
Janitor: For the rest of your life, 100% of your communication with this woman, should be in song.
Ted: LOVING IT!

----Scrubs: The Janitor and JD helping Ted with relationship issues.

Assassin's Creed - 9.4
Assassin's Creed II - 9.1
Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood - 8.5
Assassin's Creed: Revelations - 8.7
Assassin's Creed: The Fall - Issue 1 - 8.4
Assassin's Creed: The Fall - Issue 2 - 8.6
Assassin's Creed: The Fall - Issue 3 - 8
Assassin's Creed: French Comic - Tome 1: Desmond - 7.8
Assassin's Creed: French Comic - Tome 2: Aquilus - 7.6
Assassin's Creed: Lineage - 7.9
Assassin's Creed: Ascendance - 6.8
Assassin's Creed: Embers - 8.7

I've also created a comedic Fanon loosely based on political events in Australia. It was the Fanon of the Month for March, and is a Featured Fanon. It is called: Assassin's Creed: Orstrarlya. It received only positive reviews from critics, and isn't incredibly long. You won't regret checking it out.

Assassination Missions

Sidney: (Whilst dealing cards) There’s a possible straight, pair of threes, another queen, I don’t know, and garbage for the dealer. Pair of queens bet Trapper?
Trapper: Wait a minute, what’s everybody got?
Sam: (Gag Mexican accent) Would you like to look at my hole card Ringo?
Trapper: Very funny. Don’t rush me.
Hawkeye: Would you like to make a bet before the war goes into overtime?
Trapper: Okay, I’ll check the possible straight.
Hawkeye: Check along.
Sidney: I'm out.
Sam: I’m light, five (puts chip in).
Klinger: El Foldo.
Trapper: All right, I'll see you.
Hawkeye: Over and out.
Trapper: Sam, did you get the straight?
Sam: Did I hit the straight, heh? (Throws each card onto table) two, three, four, five… nine.

----M*A*S*H: Playing poker, or "conference", as they call it.

Hunt for Patrice Désilets I

• Along with Subject AMDR and Sick-Steen.

Hunt for Patrice Désilets II

• Along with Subject AMDR and Sick-Steen.

The Epic Battle of The WolfDragon and BlackEagle vs. War Clown’s Asylum and The Black Panther

• Along side AssassinRome, and Opposing War Clown and Thief.

Real World

River: Use the stabilizers!
The Doctor: It doesn't have stabilizers!
River: The blue switches!
The Doctor: The blue ones don't do anything, they're just... blue!
River: Yes, they're blue; they're the blue stabilizers! (Presses the button and the TARDIS stabilizes) See?
The Doctor: Yeah? Well, it's boring now, isn't it? They're boring-ers! They're blue... boring-ers!
Amy: Doctor, how come she can fly the TARDIS?
The Doctor: You call that flying the TARDIS? Ha!
River: Okay, I've mapped the probability vectors, done a foldback on the temporal isometry, charted the ship to its destination and... (presses a button, the cloister bell clangs) parked us right alongside.
The Doctor: Parked us? But we haven't landed!
River: Of course we've landed; I just landed her.
The Doctor: But it didn't make the noise.
River: What noise?
The Doctor: You know, the... (does an impression of the TARDIS materialization sound).
River: It's not supposed to make that noise. You leave the brakes on.
The Doctor: Yes, well, it's a brilliant noise. I love that noise.

----Doctor Who: The Doctor arguing about the correct way to fly and land the TARDIS.

Interests

Science, Literature, History, Maths, Politics, Religion (theory side, I'm Agnostic), The Arts (I play guitar, and used to act) and Comedy.

Bands/Artists

R.E.M., Split Enz, Pete Murray, Electric Light Orchestra, Guns N' Roses, The Eagles, Van Halen, Bon Jovi, The Who, AC/DC, Meat Loaf, Bryan Adams, Michael Jackson, Green Day, Eminem, Crowded House, Coldplay, Travis, Savage Garden, Devo, The Angels, U2, Maroon 5, Matchbox Twenty/Rob Thomas, Avril Lavigne, Gary Glitter, Icehouse, Midnight Oil, Elton John, The Offspring, Nickelback, Paul Kelly, Queen, Robbie Williams, Scorpions, Simple Plan and many, many more.

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Songs

1. In The City - The Eagles
2. It's Been Raining - Dragon
3. Bittersweet Symphony - The Verve
4. Bad Day - R.E.M
5. Twilight - Electric Light Orchestra - Remy Zero
My Theme Song (this song is what I base my life on) We Can't Be Beaten - Rose Tattoo

Movies

The Warriors, Pirates Of The Caribbean, Back To The Future, Flight Of The Phoenix, The Shawshank Redemption, Cast Away, Spiderman, The Green Mile, Footy Legends, Vantage Point, Ghostbusters, Beetlejuice, Cats And Dogs, Remember the Titans, Escape From Sobibor, Sleepy Hollow, Hot Fuzz, Run Fat Boy Run, The Slammin' Salmon, The A-Team, The Other Guys, Grown Ups, The Little Shop Of Horrors, Hitman, Crocodile Dundee, Saving Private Ryan, The Da Vinci Code, Angels And Demons, Jaws, Harry Potter, The Chronicles of Narnia, The Invention Of Lying, Limitless, The Happening, Love Actually, Paul Blart: Mall Cop, Taken, Napoleon, and The Adventures Of Milo And Otis .

TV Shows

Scrubs, M*A*S*H, Doctor Who, The X-Files, Supernatural, Angel, Good News Week/World, NCIS, Big Bang Theory, Merlin, House, How I Met Your Mother, Family Guy, Futurama, South Park, The Simpsons, Person of Interest, Top Gear, Man vs. Wild, That '70s Show, Two and a Half Men, and Mythbusters.

Sport

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A great break I made during a Rugby Union game, which set up a try. Damn Fullback ankle tapped me.

Rugby ((Union (Support: All Blacks, Auckland Blues, Cardiff Blues) and League (Support: New Zealand Kiwis, New Zealand Warriors)), NFL (Support: Carolina Panthers), Soccer (ever since New Zealand actually made it to the World Championship and went through undefeated) (Support: All Whites, Wellington Phoenix, Wolves). The following sports I don't follow, but enjoy playing: Volleyball, Basketball and Ultimate (better known as Ultimate Frisbee).

Games

1. The Warriors (Original Xbox)
2. Fable (I - III)
3. Assassin's Creed (I, II, B, R)
4. The Elder Scrolls: (IV Oblivion, V Skyrim)
5. Halo (1 - 3)

Books

Fiction:

The Sight

Dragonology

Biography:

Always Looking Up - Michael J. Fox.

The Happiest Refugee - Anh Do (Vietnamese/Australian Comedian, starred in Footy Legends).

Never Have Your Dog Stuffed - Alan Alda (Hawkeye from M*A*S*H).

Other:

The Prince - Niccolò Machiavelli

Cars/Bikes

Unnatural obsession with DeLoreans, and the Y2K (MTT) Superbike (has a jet turbine, can't go wrong). And if you're familiar with the Ford vs Holden argument... well I'm with Ford.