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Revision as of 15:25, 15 August 2011

"It's been a long, dirty war, Assassin. Everyone deserves a holiday."

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"I'm your superior, in both title and ability."

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War Clown
(Real) Name: Marco
Location: Philippines
Affiliation/s: inFamous Wiki (Bureaucrat)
Assassin's Creed (Administrator)

Dead Space Wiki (Editor)
Prototype Wiki (Associated)
Sly Cooper Wiki (Associated)

Occupation: Administrator
Template, Graphics and Background designer
Chief Editor of the Timeline Project
Assassin
Gender: (Alpha) Male
Known alias/es: Jack White
Jacques le Blanc
Juan Blanco
Woozi
Wario
Weapon/s: Hidden Blade
Sword
Hidden Gun
Myself
Specialty: Summarization
Templates
Timeline
Awesome stuff
Cake
AC Game/s: Assassin's Creed
Assassin's Creed II
Assassin's Creed: Bloodlines
Assassin's Creed: Altaïr's Chronicles
Assassin's Creed II: Discovery
Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood
AC Media: Assassin's Creed: Lineage
Assassin's Creed: Ascendance
Console/s: PlayStation 3
(AC, ACII, AC:BH)
PlayStation Portable (Hiatus)
(AC:BL)
iPhone 3GS
(AC:AC, ACII:D)
Awesome Rating: 11/10
Links: Userboxes
Workload
Sandbox
"I can make pencils disappear without the use of a Piece of Eden. If you come closer, I can show you how it works."
―War Clown, on his special talents.[src]

Bio

"Those who become princes by virtue of their abilities acquire dominion with difficulty, but maintain them with ease."
―Niccolò Machiavelli, Chapter 6 of The Prince.[src]

I am War Clown. I have gone by many a name: Jack White, Juan Blanco, Jacques le Blanc, Marco (You can't call me that, only specific people can) and many others. I'm a paranoid schizophrenic who's been condemned to solitary confinement for 3 and a half years, and the only time they let me out is when I am tasked to alphabetize the institution's garbage waste by name of brand, starting from Z to A. People ask me if that is true. It's not.

I aim to contribute as many as I can on whatever wiki that needs a contribution. My specialty is template and graphics designing, some coding, summarization of events, and others. I can also help organize an article's sections and paraphrase some sentences. For me, things are simple here: Play nice and stay away from fools like this one. If you ever, ever, cross the line, consider yourself dead.

Here's the thing: If you hold fire in your hands, know that you're a danger to others just as much as you're a danger to yourself. A decision you make can change the path of all norms that have been established, and an indecision just because of what you feel can make a critical impact on anything, be it negative or positive. Know that a decision is not for you alone to make, and know that there are other people beside you who may think otherwise. With logic, time, and the right people with you, you can NEVER go wrong.

Signatures

1st - War Clown
2nd - WarClownWanna Talk?
3rd - Jacques le BlancReception Area
4th - Juan BlancoReception Area
5th - Juan BlancoReception Area
6th - WarClown Frequency: 149.94
7th (Current) - WarClown Dial-UpinFamous

IRC Moments

Random stuff from the IRC.

Pictures

Bloodlines

Pics I took while watching some walkthroughs on YouTube of AC Bloodlines for the Storyline Articles. Since they mean so much to me, I thought I'd put them here in my User Page. (Note: One of these images was taken from GameFAQS)

  • Watching the sunset on Acre's harbor :D
    Watching the sunset on Acre's harbor :D
  • Uhm...I'm afraid what I have to say is not...well...nevermind
    Uhm...I'm afraid what I have to say is not...well...nevermind
  • Die!
    Die!
  • Not a sight for minors, that's for sure :D
    Not a sight for minors, that's for sure :D
  • Ohhh, that's got to hurt!
    Ohhh, that's got to hurt!
  • You would not believe who this guy really is!
    You would not believe who this guy really is!
  • Lady, I'm sorry it was a one night stand, but please lea-AHH!
    Lady, I'm sorry it was a one night stand, but please lea-AHH!
  • Oops, dropped a penny...What the F-
    Oops, dropped a penny...What the F-
  • You worthless pansies! Train Harder!!!
    You worthless pansies! Train Harder!!!
  • Now, where is that bathroom?
    Now, where is that bathroom?
  • Want some of my caramel apple?
    Want some of my caramel apple?
  • So....how was the soup?
    So....how was the soup?

Brotherhood

Out of desperation, I repeated my actions from the AC Bloodlines articles for Brotherhood. They mean so much to me (because I waited for that red bar to fill up God-knows-how long), so I decided to put em' here.

Badges

After some time, I decided to sate my satisfaction of tinkering with images by making badges for wiki use. Here's some of my work.

(Important Note: Any of you bastards that try to use these images will get blocked for a month. Yeah that's right bub, you heard me! War Clown then chugs down the bottle of vodka he brought with him.)

File:CelloDonut.JPG
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