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| (Real) Name: | Marco | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Location: | Philippines | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Affiliation/s: | inFamous Wiki (Bureaucrat) Assassin's Creed Wiki (Administrator) Dead Space Wiki (Editor) | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Occupation: | Administrator Template, Graphics and Background designer Assassin | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Gender: | (Alpha) Male | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Known alias/es: | Jack White Jacques le Blanc Juan Blanco Woozi Wario | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Weapon/s: | Hidden Blade Sword Hidden Gun Myself | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Specialty: | Summarization Templates Timeline Awesome stuff Cake | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| AC Game/s: | Assassin's Creed Assassin's Creed II Assassin's Creed: Bloodlines Assassin's Creed: Altaïr's Chronicles Assassin's Creed II: Discovery Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| AC Media: | Assassin's Creed: Lineage Assassin's Creed: Ascendance | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Console/s: | PlayStation 3 (AC, ACII, AC:BH) PlayStation Portable (Hiatus) (AC:BL) iPhone 3GS (AC:AC, ACII:D) | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Awesome Rating: | 11/10 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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- The Joker: "Ohoho. You got a liiittle fight in you. I like that."
- Batman: "Then you're gonna love me."
- —Once upon a Halloween.[src]
Bio
- "Those who become princes by virtue of their abilities acquire dominion with difficulty, but maintain them with ease."
- ―Niccolò Machiavelli, Chapter 6 of The Prince.[src]
I am War Clown. I have gone by many a name: Jack White, Juan Blanco, Jacques le Blanc, Marco (You can't call me that, only specific people can) and many others. I'm a paranoid schizophrenic who's been condemned to solitary confinement for 3 and a half years, and the only time they let me out is when I am tasked to alphabetize the institution's garbage waste by name of brand, starting from Z to A. People ask me if that is true. It's not.
I aim to contribute as many as I can on whatever wiki that needs a contribution. My specialty is template and graphics designing, some coding, summarization of events, and others. I can also help organize an article's sections and paraphrase some sentences. For me, things are simple here: You get it right, you'll be alright. If you're nice to me, I'll be nice to you. If you act like a fool, you'll end up like this fool, and probably even worse.
Obviously, I'm a fan of AC, just like all of you here, but I also have other favorite games, like Metal Gear, Devil May Cry (set up camp at their wiki), God of War, BioShock, Grand Theft Auto, Dead Space (also contributing to their wiki), inFamous, Killzone, Uncharted, Vanquish (admin at the wiki, but haven't got it up and running yet) and a hell of a lot more.
Signatures
1st - War Clown
2nd - WarClownWanna Talk?
3rd - Jacques le BlancReception Area
4th - Juan BlancoReception Area
5th - Juan BlancoReception Area
6th (Current) - WarClown Frequency: 149.94
IRC Moments
Random stuff from the IRC.
- CAKE.
- Worst. Line. Ever.
- Genius.
- I'm....American? ._.
- An encounter with a noobian.
- OmegaServ loves the admins.
- Take the Cake!
- Noob Extermination 101.
- Star Wars.
- Master?
- He's an alien... o.O
- No, we don't play MineCraft.
- Perfect Timing.
- 2012 arrived too early... o.O
- Oh, the disappointment.
My Sandbox
Wanna see a magic trick? Hold on.....Aha, here we are! I'm gonna make this pencil...disappear. Wanna know how I'm gonna do it? Do you? Do you really? Come closer, and I'll show you.
BAM! Ta-da! It's...gone. Wanna know where it went? Look here. You might find it. Can't find it? Yeah, well, that's your problem now XD
Awesome People
You can't run the show without these guys!
(Sorted randomly)
- Cello - The Prince himself. Awesome, just awesome. :P
- Sima - This guy is one tough bastard who'll eat your opinions alive if left stupid and ignorant XD Good guy, great editor, and also fellow DW and SW fan.
- Thief - Good ol' Thief. Never fails to make an impact in his own way xD
- Rayne - Arguably the most talented bastard this world has ever spawned, this guy can teach you a thing or two about murder, and can break your neck using a slice of cake (I think) XD
- Vatsa - This guy. THIS GUY right here, is THE MAN! Light years better than me at coding and handling a wiki's CSS, also quite a template maker, and is the Director of Gentek. Endlessly awesome, and quite the helper!
- Blaidd - A dude who likes to keep things in uniform, this guy's one hell of an editor, and one heck of a conversationalist. Though his net lags, he still makes an effort to keep things in check. All around great guy :D
- Jasca - The man who can eat you alive. Values professionalism above all else.
- Dan - Very respectable guy. Helps in both handling articles and the aggressive community (well, part of the community at least) :P
- 16 - The king of images. All hail the king!
- Rome - Good guy. Great to work with, and an aspiring editor of the Timeline project.
- Luna - One of the people that helped me when I was starting out. Awesome gal, also fellow PS3 gamer and Filipino (I think) :D
- GD - Great with grammar, and also rewords a lot of articles. A blue eagle, true and through >:P
- Campbell - Good guy, helpful and also very active round these parts. Started out rough, with staff members running down his neck. Now, he's a staff member himself. :D
- Lucan - Good guy who helped out a lot in the wiki. Also takes some pics, and modifies some of them.
- Schinni - We got off to a rough start, but that all cooled down. Good man who provided me with some awesome pictures.
- 12 - Blaidd's fledgling, nice guy, pretty much alike his master. Usually calm and collected.
- Lupo - Awesome editor, fun, and collected. Mature, and an IRC regular. She's very calm, and knows quite a lot. Also an avid fan of Alex Mercer.
- Grimaldi - An editor who helped me handle things when I was starting out. Where are you now? Cuz' I'm thinking of you. >:P
- Al - A good man. With good insights. No other comment, might draw something in.
If you ain't here that means I don't know you. And if I don't know you, it means you're not here. So that's that. :D
Apprentice
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Rise, my apprentice.
My Work on the Timeline
These are the articles I have contributed heavily upon (before and after becoming Chief Editor). As my greatness grew ever higher, so did these articles (although some are incomplete, most of these are already finished) Ladies and Gentlemen, without further a due, I present to you all, my work! XD
(Important Note: Not all of these articles are free from errors. If you spot some, feel free to correct it yourself)
Finished Work
Listed here are the articles I have finished (or at least I've done my part) Pages marked with a * are of my creation (meaning I started it, I ended it)...There were other contributions from other users, yes, but none were as major as mine XD
- The Hunt for the Nine: Altair's quest for redemption after his failed mission at Solomon's Temple
- The Assassination of Galeazzo Sforza: The incident in Milan during the Feast of Santo Stefano*
- Assault on Acre's harbor: Altair's attack on Acre, in an attempt to learn more about the Templar's plans*
- Hunt on Cyprus: Altair's journey in Cyprus where he fights the Templar order*
- Fall of Monteriggioni: The Fall of the Auditore's fort
- Duel in the Templar Archive: Altair's fight with Armand Bouchart*
- Giovanni's travels: Giovanni's time in Rome and Venice*
- Return to Alep: Altair's Homecoming*
- The Birth of an Assassin: Ezio in training, preparing to step into his father's boots and continue his work.*
- Auditore Execution: The tragic accident that happened in 1476.*
- Pazzi Conspiracy: The plans of the Pazzi family to take over Florence.*
- Hunt in Venice: Ezio's search for the Venetian Templars.*
- Confrontation at the Vatican: Veni Vidi Vici
- Skirmish with the French: Octavian de Valois and Bartolomeo d'Alvaino's fight in Rome*
- Rise of the Brotherhood: The reformation of the Brotherhood in Rome*
- Liberation of Rome: One hell of a ride.
- Colosseum Passion Play: How "Jesus Christ" survived his death from Micheletto Corella
- Infiltrating the Castello: How Caterina was saved.
- The Fall of Cesare Borgia: How the mighty have fallen.
- Search for the Apple: An Apple a day keeps the Templars away
- Siege of Masyaf: Never mess with De Sable if you know whats good for you
- Battle of Arsuf: The fight between Saladin and Richard
Unsourced
Listed here are some articles finished in content, but lacks the ol' "Notes and references" part. If you can do it for me, please do. But if you can't, well just leave that to me.
Articles in need of Screenshots
Listed here are the articles that are in need of screenshots and images from the game. If you wish to help out, please refer to my talk page and tell me if you can help. I'll answer as soon as possible.
Unfinished Work
Listed here are the pages I'm still working on. If you can help out in any way, please do so. Articles marked with a * are also in need of screenshots. Again, refer to me if you can help (with the screenshots)
- Quest for the Chalice: Altair's hunt for the entity known as the Chalice*
- Battle of Forli: The fight in the Wetlands.
- The Apple's Journey: The history of the Apple.
- The Codex' Journey: The history of the fabled journal.
Revamp
Listed here are pages that are in desperate need of a revamp. Once again, if you can help, just do it!
- Retaking of Masyaf: The old guy got a taste of power, and goes berserk
- Rise and fall of Altaïr: The journey of the most badass assassin in history
Pending
Listed here are pages that are yet to be created. If you can help, please do so.
- Duel on Lord Basilisk's ship: The fight out at sea
- Epic of Ezio Auditore: How a Florentine noble became one of the most infamous killers in history.
- Incident at the Pagan Party: Juan Borgia the Elder's death
- Civil Oppressors: Cesare's secret agents, on the loose all over Rome.
- March of the Machines: Tony Stark, eat your heart out.
Stuff To-Do for me and you
Here's some stuff you and me could do. Follow them or not, well, that's up to you.
Pictures
Bloodlines
Pics I took while watching some walkthroughs on YouTube of AC Bloodlines for the Storyline Articles. Since they mean so much to me, I thought I'd put them here in my User Page. (Note: One of these images was taken from GameFAQS)
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Watching the sunset on Acre's harbor :D
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Uhm...I'm afraid what I have to say is not...well...nevermind
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Die!
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Not a sight for minors, that's for sure :D
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Ohhh, that's got to hurt!
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You would not believe who this guy really is!
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Lady, I'm sorry it was a one night stand, but please lea-AHH!
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Oops, dropped a penny...What the F-
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You worthless pansies! Train Harder!!!
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Now, where is that bathroom?
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Want some of my caramel apple?
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So....how was the soup?
Brotherhood
Out of desperation, I repeated my actions from the AC Bloodlines articles for Brotherhood. They mean so much to me (because I waited for that red bar to fill up God-knows-how long), so I decided to put em' here.
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Baby, we can make it through this! >:P
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Here's the guy. Now where's the cake? There isn't any? The cake is a lie!
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That girl's so hot bro! I'ma make my move, watch and learn.
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Dude, this guy's...Jesus Christ? THE Jesus Christ?
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What is this? I did not sign up for this BS! Get my manager on the phone, now!!!
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ARE YOU LADIESMAN217?!?
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Yeah, I ordered a Family-sized Hawaiian Pizza. What in Romulus' name is th--
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So there I was, ready for the fight of my life. When all of a sudden--
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You feelin' like runnin' huh? Now you know how we feel! 'SUP! >:P
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My people. Sons and Daughters of Helghan...
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Yeah, that's right people! I got me a caramel apple this trick-or-treat! Wait, this ain't--Oh.
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Sir, the bathroom's over there. I suggest you hurry up now before you explode.
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Peak-a-boo!
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It's that guy from Friday the 13th! AHHHHHH!!!
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After all the Christmases that came by, you still haven't given me a present! Why dad, why?!
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Ooooooohhh, Chocolate! :D
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It wasn't me officer, I swear! It's that bastard Johnny and his guys! You have to believe me!
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So, how about it? Your butterscotch, for my caramel apple?
Badges
After some time, I decided to sate my satisfaction of tinkering with images by making badges for wiki use. Here's some of my work.
(Important Note: Any of you bastards that try to use these images will get blocked for a month. Yeah that's right bub, you heard me! War Clown then chugs down the bottle of vodka he brought with him.)
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Main Staff Emblem
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Campbell - Ferrari
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Rome - Puma
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16 - Lion
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Dan - Handshake
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Braig - Dragon
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Jasca - Cross swords
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Vacant Emblem - Psi
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GD - Wolf
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Rayne - Omega
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Thief - Silhouette
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Main Admin Emblem
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Sima Yi - Buffalo Man
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War - Joker
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Cello - Eagle
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Vacant Admin Emblem









