User:ThiefAC

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Piratehunter: "Man is blinded by his own perception."

ThiefAC laughs

ThiefAC: "Man is blinded by the fat guy in the seat in front of him."

D. Cello: "I am seriously going to demote all of you."

ThiefAC has been demoted to: Piece of Cheese

—Piratehunter, ThiefAC and D. Cello during a conversation, 20th/1st/2011.

"I'm a creative artist (specialize in Writing, Drawing, Designing), not a HTML junkie. So don't think of me as some acne-ridden fatass because I programmed Veetor. I ain't"

―Thief, 2010

Codename: THIEF
Name:	James
Status:	Working undercover at Abstergo Industries
Location:	Sicilia - Italy
Gender:	Male
Language(s):	English Italian
Birth date:	March 6
Religion:	Christian (Catholic division)
Death:	Unknown
Period:	Modern Times
Faction:	Assassins
Rank:	Direttore of the Istruttori
Appears in:	How Cesare Lost His Wallet (book) Real Life

Bio

The name's James, muahahahaha. Just call me Thief. That's my personality in real life, I'm not a burgular, just a sly prankster who would take their mate's stationary and work equipment and hide them somewhere as a prank, or cleverly dispose of it in a place they'll only find AFTER they become franticly desperate to find whatever's missing. :D Muahaha, >:). It only encouraged me more after I looked up what my real name means, SUPPLANTER, which means "to wrongfully or illegally seize and hold the place or object of another." Of course I only do this with small crap such as keys, and other..erm..crap. I don't do it for personal gain. Just to make my group of friends (not the one being pranked) laugh and for fun. :D I'm also a comic artist and draw up comic sketches and comical drawings, as well as writing some articles and stories. The reason I'm here is because I want to hone my writing skills for when I become a writer/journalist in the years to come, hopefully. :D

Music:

Oooh, yeah, I LOVE my music! I listen to songs mostly pre-90s, however I will make some exceptions. I HATE rap, no offense. I HATE this generation of hip-hop too, and you know what also pinches my piano? What really grinds my gears? What really, really twists my fricking twisters? This generation's shoddy, rap remakes of awesome pre-90s songs! What the FRICK is this dirty-bit I keep trying not to hear? Seriously! I can't make a list of the bands/songs I like/favor, because I pretty much like any pre-90s song/band that isn't rap (I must state though that I love The Beatles and Old GnR [no, not Good News Radio, War.]). However I will list a song and music video of the song I'm currently listening to.

SCORPIONS - WIND OF CHANGE

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Friend List (The Awesomes of this Wiki) - (Sorted Randomly)

*Cello (The leader of this wiki! Very awesome and always knows how to handle a situation well. Good leader.)

• Altaïr (Awesome guy, helped out with a lot of articles and was good to the community.)

• Sima Yi (Very, very awesome guy, helps out a lot and is good to the community, very sociable and has keen insights on the AC universe. Always fun to chat with over at the IRC and knows his very music well!)

• ThiefAC (LOL.)
• War (Super awesome guy right here!, one of the first people I met and worked together with here. Awesome contributions, he makes an awesome admin too and is very stern [even on his own comrades some times, but how can we call him Machiavelli if he does not have that trait? You ask me!], and is great at making super good templates.)

• "THE OLD" Piratehunter (Another awesome guy, plays the THIEF games [which are awesome] and designs some useful templates for this wiki, too bad he turned out to be a total judgemental dick)
• AssassinRome (The Roman Assassin! Another very friendly editor, his contributions are pretty good and this user always has something interesting to input on both articles and talkpages [indeed]! Pretty formal and good to chat with on the IRC at times.)
• Assassin-Rayne (Awesome user with a great history of excellent edits, he tries his best... and succeeds. I had a hunch that when he first joined he would be bound of awesomeness so I immediatley made him into an Istruttori, and not long after, the Camerlengo. No regrets. Very, very friendly and always good to have around.)
• Il_Lupo (Great editor, lives in Australia (thus part of the Oceanic Awesomeness XD) and is always there to throw confetti over at the IRC! Very fun to have around and a very good future-staff-member-to-be.)
• LikeAnEagle (Great editor with rich insights about the in-game universe)
• Luna (A good editor who was previously active in the Istruttore :D)
• Ducato (The Ducato!! Breaking newbie articles with a twitch of his thumb. Badass AND helpful! Seriously!)
• Vatsa (Very good editor and image taker! Formal and respectful.. a bit too formal, actually. HE NEEDS TO BE MORE RANDOM XD)
• Lucan (Also known as; Mr. Texmod. This guy is great at taking images (like me) for this wiki and is very formal and a great person to be friends with :D)
• Zwooooooosh (The old king of images , Need I say more?)
• Dan (A very good editor, this guy is very respectful and considerate towards other users, and is a part of the staff! Awesome fella to talk to and is very, very friendly!)
• Campbell430 (A great contributor and moderator, and does his job well. Like few other staff members that joined after I joined, I had a go at him [like an argument] to fully test his awesomeness.. and he actually pulled through and became good friends with me. He could've just went soft on everyone and resigned, but he didn't and actually starting respecting what I was saying. Where are ya now?)
• Sick-Steen (Another great editor and staff member who is doing awesome within the walls of the wiki and is extremely friendly and formal, recently earned "The King of Images" title! Well done!)
• Blaidd (An excellent Istruttore who is doing a great job and is extremely formal and friendly, part of the Oceania Awesomes (and a Chopper fan) and a great person to chat to over the IRC!)
• AMDR (Very formal, a great aspiring... where the hell are all these excellent editors coming from?! The last two editors as well as this one are so damn excellent it makes feel like paying them to edit here.. but I won't. ;] )

Haven't known them enough to be on the list, but still deserve a mention.

1. AJ (This guy is a good editor, and has some good insights and theories in the AC Universe)
2. SilverSummoner (A former admin and funny too :D)
3. AllyAuditore (A good editor who is learning the ropes of AC WIKI :D)
4. Phantom (Peer Istruttore, a great editor ofc. Don't see much of him)
5. Farzard (For some reason, he's here.)
6. Rossko (A great friendly editor, who adds useful information and inputs to articles and blogs)

Comment on my talkpage; in case i've forgotten you or you think you're good enough to be up here..

Userboxes File:DirettoreThief.png This user is the Direttore of the Istruttorium. Template:UserWProjectMemoriesLead This user is part of WikiProject: Timeline, a.k.a. Hungerer of Knowledge. This user has earned a handful of Assassin's Cookies for a display of clever awesomeness. This user has helped the wiki achieve 1000 articles and has earned a mouthful of the Assassin's Pudding. This user has presented a successful project, and has earned a slice of the Assassin's Cheesecake. This user has earned a cold pint of Assassin's Guinness, for their outstanding contributions on St. Patrick's Day. This user has cleared Assassin's Creed: Altaïr's Chronicles for the DS. This user has cleared Assassin's Creed for PC. This user has cleared Assassin's Creed II for PC. This user has cleared Assassin's Creed II: Discovery for the DS.