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Well howdy there. How ya doing? You can call me Stormbeast, Storm, Blaine, BlaineStorm, or whatever you can come up with that's appropriate.
You're about to embark on a fantastic journey through my userpage. I ask that you keep your hands on the computer at all times and enjoy the ride. If you need anything, just drop on by my talkpage and ask me. Or you can find me on the IRC on a regular basis.
Wiki
I joined this wiki in June, 2011 and took on an Apprenticeship in March of 2012 under the great and powerful Aussie. I've played all the main console games several times and the spin-offs a couple times. I would say my knowledge of the franchise is about half-par compared to the staff here, especially Sima.
Home Life
I used to live at home with my parents and our four cats. I currently live in an apartment with two roommates. When I'm not at work or school, I'm usually in my room playing my PS3 or surfing the web on my laptop.
Work
I got my first job as a paper-boy in January of '05. I had to wake up at 3 A.M. everyday and deliver to over a hundred customers. I kept it until the January of my senior year of high school in 2010. When I turned 16, I got a job at a local grocery store. And I do mean local; I could walk there in about 5 minutes. I was a "carry-out". Basically I stocked shelves and carried customers' groceries out to their vehicles for them. In June 2010, I picked up another job in the grocery store as a deli clerk. Shortly after that, though, I was dropped as a carry-out and worked full-time in the deli. Taking what I learned in my six years at that grocery store, I applied for jobs in my new locale and was hired for the bakery department of a larger chain-company.
Future Career
Like most students, I had no idea what I was going to choose for a career. At first I thought I'd be a professional photographer due to my love for taking pictures whenever I could get the chance. Without professional training, though, I chose to take up a new career path. I first noticed my new path while taking a couple classes, record-keeping and accounting. I took to it like a natural, being in the top two of my class, along with one of my friends. While thinking about this, I come to discover that both my mom and my aunt got their degrees in accounting. I went to a local community college (same one they went to), studying to become an accountant. After three years there, I moved to a university to obtain my accounting degree.
Vacation
Every year, my family takes a trip down to Missouri, just one state below us. While we're down there, we usually see a couple comedy shows, go to a water park, and an amusement park. The majority of that place is roller coasters, which I am not fond of. I stopped going to that amusement park four years ago and, instead, spend my time playing cards with my grandfather or swimming in an indoor pool.
Also, in my freshman year of high school, I went on a summer class-trip to Washington D.C. Along the way, we stopped in Chicago, IL to visit the Sears Tower, South Bend, IN to visit the University of Notre Dame, and Gettysburg, PA to see the battlefield. When we finally arrived in D.C., we visited the Capital, Lincoln Memorial, and outside the gates of the White House. All-in-all, it was a very intriguing trip.
Q- Why are you called Stormbeast? Did you take it from Star Wars?
A- No, I did not take it from Star Wars, nor is it a combination of Storm and Beast from the X-Men. It's merely a name I chose based on my real-world nickname, BlaineStorm. A couple friends of mine were going to say "brainstorm", but my name came up instead and it stuck.
Q- What's your favorite color?
A- My favorite color is green for two reasons.
Emerald is my birthstone.
The green Power Ranger was my favorite when I was a kid. :P
If you have another question, don't be afraid to ask. If it's unique and intriguing, it might even make it here. :D
Gallery
Revelations weapon wheel
Revelations reference
Art competition submission that I drew in 2010
An example of my PowerPoint prowess
A pizza for all the hungry Assassins out there
An example of my bored friend's artistic talents
Videos
Similar to my failed/postponed project, I would like advice on which game to record while waiting for new titles to release.
<poll>
Which video-game should I play next?
Assassin's Creed
Assassin's Creed II
Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood
Assassin's Creed: Revelations - one vote prior to alteration
Assassin's Creed III
Batman: Arkham City
Grand Theft Auto IV - one vote prior to alteration
I Am Alive
L.A. Noire
Lego Batman 2: DC Superheroes
Limbo - one vote prior to alteration
Portal
Portal 2
Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time
Prince of Persia: Warrior Within
Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones
Prince of Persia (2008)
Prince of Persia: The Forgotten Sands
Red Dead Redemption - one vote prior to alteration
Sleeping Dogs
Star Wars: The Force Unleashed II
</poll>
Userboxes
Personal
This user is a Taurus.
This user comes from the United States, home of the Washington Monument.
Wiki
This user is a member of the Bureau.
This user is a devoted editor on the Assassin's Creed Wiki, and has pledged their loyalty to ensuring its Awesomeness.
DarkFeather allows this clever, canny user to borrow a raven and not have their eyes pecked in return for dedication to the Wiki.
This user has suffered an overdose of the Bleeding Effect, so now they're a little crazy. We're doing our best to help them. Yeah, doing our best.
This user is one of the Sainticons - a street gang of giant purple robots overseeing the Wiki.
Treats
This user has helped the wiki achieve 2000 articles and has earned a slice of the Assassin's Poundcake.
This user has survived the 2012 apocalypse, and has earned a glass of Assassin's Eggnog.
This user has earned a good serving of Assassin's Crepe for being badass.
This user has earned a refreshing glass of Assassin's Scotch, for being classy, elegant, and awesome.
This user helped the wiki achieve 3000 articles and has earned a gift from the sky gods.
This user helped the wiki achieve 4000 articles and has earned a whole Assassin's Pizza to themselves.
Online
This user played Assassin's Creed: Project Legacy on Facebook.
This user plays on the PlayStation 3.
This user plays on the PlayStation 4.
This user plays on Uplay, under the username Devinr7.
This user plays on the PlayStation Network, under the username BLA1NExST0RM.
Media
This user has watched Assassin's Creed Lineage.
This user has watched Assassin's Creed: Ascendance.
This user has watched Assassin's Creed: Embers.
This user has cleared Assassin's Creed: Altaïr's Chronicles for the iPhone.
This user has cleared Assassin's Creed for the 360.
This user has cleared Assassin's Creed for the PS3.
This user has cleared Assassin's Creed Bloodlines for the PSP.
This user has cleared Assassin's Creed II for the 360.
This user has cleared Assassin's Creed II for the PS3.
This user has cleared Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood for the 360.
This user has cleared Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood for the PS3.
This user has cleared Assassin's Creed: Revelations for the PS3.
This user has cleared Assassin's Creed III for the PS3.
This user has cleared Assassin's Creed III: Liberation for the PS Vita.
This user has cleared Assassin's Creed III: Liberation for the PS3.
This user has cleared Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag for the PS3.
Scritch scratch goes the quill. :D Slate Vesper 00:46, April 28, 2012 (UTC)
*stalks* Huh, what? Ohaithere, didn't notice you were looking this way! =p ~ GI AuditoreComms Channel 08:03, August 22, 2012 (UTC)
You have some explaining to do, young man... Why isn't my name linked to my userpage? D:< NestyContact me! 19:26, September 17, 2012 (UTC)
The standard Cloudy Stormbeast, has two parts you see. The Storm, and the Beast - so you can use one, or the other. An elegant design. --Kainzorus PrimeWalkie-talkie 19:37, October 12, 2012 (UTC)
/GI approves of the above joke, as it had to be done sooner or later. ~ GI AuditoreComms Channel 02:34, October 13, 2012 (UTC)
I'm watching you, carefully. You hold a great secret which involves me, and I will not let my sights wane. --War Clown (talk) 04:37, December 11, 2012 (UTC)
I made you a cookie, but I eated it... Crimson KnightIntercom 12:26, December 22, 2012 (UTC)
This is me to you. Obviously I'm the annoying one. Have a nice day, Stormy :3 cuteHarleen QuinzelMeow 11:02, January 1, 2013 (UTC)
I went through all of this just to sign your guest book. --Fragment-Animus- 23:29, March 10, 2013 (UTC)
So you defeated Stains Row, I see! Trust me, you wanna play the second one too, while lacking in graphics, it makes it up for story. Plus, if you're gonna be the president of the US, you need dat backstory. :D The damn Hood. - Leave me a message! 11:21, July 16, 2013 (UTC)
So, 1 day to PC release of SR4. What does Kainzor do? He downloads SR2 to get a better understanding of the story. And balks at the horrible car handling in that one. --Kainzorus PrimeWalkie-talkie 12:15, August 19, 2013 (UTC)
STALK ALL THE PEOPLE! YA DAS IST GUT! ahurdurdur. bonzi_06 (talk) 04:45, August 26, 2013 (UTC)
Ho ho ho, have a fucking snack. Nah, just dropping by to say hello. -- AgentG231 03:15, October 31, 2013 (UTC)
Here's an idea Stormface, record the Metal Gear Solid games. Views guaranteed and the HD collection is all on PS3. --Kainzorus PrimeWalkie-talkie 16:11, February 13, 2014 (UTC)
