User:D. Cello/sandbox/ftest

	Awesome Ritual of Awesomeness
	(Horns sounds, Cello enters the talk page, crowd goes nuts) Thank you! Thank you! (Cello gestures and crowd cheers slow a bit) Do you know why we're here? (Crowd goes nuts again, Cello laughs) Exactly, we're here to present the one, the only, the ambition and goal of every living being, the epithome of all awards. More valuable than the Oscar; more important than the World Cup, World Series and World War II combined; the most defining event since 2004's Las Vegas International Dodgeball Open: I present you... The Legendary Skills Award! (Crowd cheers so loudly that kangaroos in Australia listen and run scared. People start dying of excitement and women start to take off their clothes and thrown them at Cello's handsome body and fine-tailored suit) That's right, ladies and gentlemans... and ladies (I'm on hotel room 913, go wait for me there after the cerimony). Instead of small and unnoticed awards, we now we have MONTHLY presented awards to awesome users of our community, and his or her name will be forever engraved in a nice stone pixel hall of fame here on this very wiki! Long after 2012, your spirits and family and aliens of Alpha Centauri will come here and see how your contributions made this wiki, and per consequence, a small part of the World Wide Web a better, and very handsome, and extremely awesome, place!