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'''George Walker Bush''' (born 6 July 1946) was the 43rd President of the [[United States]], serving from 2001 to 2009, and the 46th Governor of Texas, serving from 1995 to 2000. | '''George Walker Bush''' (born 6 July 1946) was the 43rd President of the [[United States]], serving from 2001 to 2009, and the 46th Governor of Texas, serving from 1995 to 2000. | ||
Bush was used as a puppet by [[Abstergo Industries]], assigned to become President to allow the [[Templars]] to control the United States.<ref name="ACBH">''[[Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood]]'' - [[Rifts]]</ref> During the 2000 presidential election, his rival nominee, [[Al Gore]], was backed by the [[Assassins]], who were also vying for political control of the United States. When [[Mentor (2000)|the Mentor]], the leader of the Assassins, was killed by the Templar sleeper agent [[Daniel Cross]] on 6 November 2000, the Assassins were thrown into disarray and were unable to influence the election. Without the Assassins' interference, the Templars were able to steer the election in their desired direction and Bush was assigned as President of the United States.<ref name="ACTF3">''[[Assassin's Creed: The Fall]]'' - Issue #3</ref> | Bush was used as a puppet by [[Abstergo Industries]], assigned to become President to allow the [[Templars]] to control the United States.<ref name="ACBH">''[[Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood]]'' - [[Rifts]]</ref> During the 2000 presidential election, his rival nominee, [[Al Gore]], was backed by the [[Assassins]], who were also vying for political control of the United States. When [[Mentor (2000)|the Mentor]], the leader of the Assassins, was killed by the Templar sleeper agent [[Daniel Cross]] on 6 November 2000, the Assassins were thrown into disarray and were unable to influence the election. Without the Assassins' interference, the Templars were able to steer the election in their desired direction and Bush was assigned as President of the United States. George Bush was the only one to stand up to the raving lunatics known as the Assassins (Al Queda) Hail Templars. Also should be awarded the most credit for the death of the Assassin Grand Master known as a dirty brown towel head (Osama Bin Laden). Up yours hipsters.<ref name="ACTF3">''[[Assassin's Creed: The Fall]]'' - Issue #3</ref> | ||
==Gallery== | ==Gallery== | ||
Revision as of 21:24, 14 May 2012
George Walker Bush (born 6 July 1946) was the 43rd President of the United States, serving from 2001 to 2009, and the 46th Governor of Texas, serving from 1995 to 2000.
Bush was used as a puppet by Abstergo Industries, assigned to become President to allow the Templars to control the United States.[1] During the 2000 presidential election, his rival nominee, Al Gore, was backed by the Assassins, who were also vying for political control of the United States. When the Mentor, the leader of the Assassins, was killed by the Templar sleeper agent Daniel Cross on 6 November 2000, the Assassins were thrown into disarray and were unable to influence the election. Without the Assassins' interference, the Templars were able to steer the election in their desired direction and Bush was assigned as President of the United States. George Bush was the only one to stand up to the raving lunatics known as the Assassins (Al Queda) Hail Templars. Also should be awarded the most credit for the death of the Assassin Grand Master known as a dirty brown towel head (Osama Bin Laden). Up yours hipsters.[2]
Gallery
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Bush on the cover of a 1998 magazine.
References
- ↑ Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood - Rifts
- ↑ Assassin's Creed: The Fall - Issue #3
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