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<big>'''''This user is semi-retired from wiki activity. You may occasionally see his name on the activity feed, editing a page, but that's only because of one common occurrence: Someone fucked up.<br>If you wanna bother him, you can usually find him on the IRC, complaining about how small his shirts are getting.'''''</big>
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{{quote|War. War never changes.|Guy who does movie trailer voice-overs|wikipedia:Fallout 3}}
{{quote|You can't win, Darth. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.|Ben Kenobi, who is now owned by Disney.|wikipedia:Star Wars Episode IV}}
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Hello. I'm '''War Clown'''. You may have seen or heard my name around, you may have not. Either way, here I am. Now sod off, unless you have business about.
Hello! I'm '''War Clown''', retired editor and artist. Thank you for visiting my page!
==The Biography==
{{quote|I was born in a small fishing village. I always wanted to join the circus, but my father wouldn't let me--|Jack White|wikipedia:Batman: Arkham Asylum}}


If you're going to add me on PSN (which I doubt), please introduce yourself. Thanks.
I started editing on this wiki since my high school summer vacation ''(last May of 2010, apparently)'' and have contributed a lot ever since. The biggest of my contributions were templates and staff-related tidbits and systems, such as the [[Assassin's Creed Wiki:Bureau|Bureau]] ''(formerly the Istruttori)'' templates, and the very foundations of [[Assassin's Creed Wiki:Apprentices|The Apprentice Initiative]], alongside [[User:'R BlaiddDdraig|'R BlaiddDdraig]], [[User:Subject 16*|Subject 16*]], and [[User:Vatsa1708|Vatsa1708]].
==The Biography==
 
{{quote|It doesn't matter who we are. What matters is our plan.|Tom Hardy.|wikipedia:The Dark Knight Rises}}
Fast forward some time later, I was eventually made an official Administrator, alongside [[User:Master Sima Yi|Master Sima Yi]] and the now retired [[User:D. Cello|D. Cello]]. Eventually, I had to leave my position due to reasons that have now been lost by historians. Nowadays, I just do small-time edits and update my user page whenever I have bought, consumed, or sold, another piece of Assassin's Creed media.
Well, since I'll probably still be around, might as well say something about myself.  


<strike>I cook methamphetamine</strike> I started editing on the wiki since my summer vacation (last May of 2010, apparently) and have contributed a lot ever since. I won't go enumerating all of them, but it was enough to get me a spot in the Istruttori (now the Bureau), and then eventually became an Administrator, alongside then-admin and now your current bureaucrat [[User:Master Sima Yi|Master Sima Yi]] and the now retired [[User:D. Cello|D. Cello]]. Eventually, I had to leave my position, due to personal issues and for the good of the wiki. Nowadays, I just do small-time edits and hang around the IRC.
My interests include video games, art, comic books, movies, TV shows, and formerly, Assassin's Creed.


My interests include video games, art, comic books, and some specific TV series. I'm fairly confident about my skills in drawing; if you're writing any fanon, I'd be willing to draw some of your characters, make them come to life, all that jazz. I mean, you know, if I like you (no homo), or if I find your story interesting. Then again, no one would probably be reading this so, what the hell. But if you're interested, let me know on the IRC, or just leave a message on my talkpage.
==The Media==
==The Media==
<sup><strike>'''Strikethrough'''</strike> - Sold</sup>
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<sup>'''DNF''' - Did Not Finish / Have Not Played or Read</sup>
===Games===
===Games===
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*''[[Assassin's Creed]]'' - PS3
*''[[Assassin's Creed]]'' - PS3 [8/10]
*''[[Assassin's Creed II]]'' - PS3
*''[[Assassin's Creed II]]'' - PS3 [9/10]
*''[[Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood]]'' - PS3
*''[[Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood]]'' - PS3 [10/10]
*''[[Assassin's Creed: Revelations]] Collector's Edition'' - PS3
**''Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood'' Notebook/Planner
*''[[Assassin's Creed III]] Asia Collector's Edition'' - PS3
*''[[Assassin's Creed: Revelations]] Collector's Edition'' - PS3 [8/10]
*''[[Assassin's Creed: Bloodlines]]'' - PSP
**''[[Assassin's Creed: Embers]]'' - DVD [8/10]
*''[[Assassin's Creed: Altaïr's Chronicles]]'' - iPhone
**''Assassin's Creed: Revelations Artbook'' - Physical Copy
*''[[Assassin's Creed II: Discovery]]'' - iPhone
**''The Best of Assassin's Creed: Soundtrack'' - CD
*''[[Assassin's Creed III: Liberation]]'' - PS Vita
*''[[Assassin's Creed: The Ezio Collection]]'' - PS4 (Digital)
*''[[Assassin's Creed III]] Asia Collector's Edition'' - PS3 [5/10]
**<strike>''[[Connor]]'' sculpture</strike> [8/10]
**''Assassin's Creed III'' T-Shirt
*''[[Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag]]'' - PS3, PS4 (Digital) [10/10]
*''[[Freedom Cry|Assassin's Creed: Freedom Cry]]'' standalone - PS4 [7/10]
*''[[Assassin's Creed: Rogue|Assassin's Creed: Rogue Remastered]]'' - PS4 (Digital) [6/10 - DNF]
*''[[Assassin's Creed: Unity|Assassin's Creed: Unity]] Special Guillotine Edition'' - PS4 [4/10]
**<strike>''[[Arno Dorian]] Guillotine'' sculpture</strike> [7/10]
**<strike>Cloth Map of 1789 Paris</strike>
**<strike>''Assassin's Creed: Unity'' Back-to-Back Poster</strike>
**''Assassin's Creed: Unity'' Artbook - Physical Copy
**''Assassin's Creed: Unity '''Unite''''' T-Shirt
**Guillotine Bottle Opener [9/10]
*''[[Assassin's Creed: Syndicate]] Gold Edition'' - PS4 [5/10 - DNF]
*''[[Assassin's Creed: Origins]] Limited Edition'' - PS4 [DNF]
*''[[Assassin's Creed: Odyssey]]'' - PS4 (Digital) [DNF]
*''[[Assassin's Creed: Valhalla]] Complete Edition'' - PS5 (Digital) [DNF]
*''[[Assassin's Creed: Bloodlines]]'' - PSP [7/10]
*''[[Assassin's Creed: Altaïr's Chronicles]]'' - iOS [3/10 - DNF]
*''[[Assassin's Creed II: Discovery]]'' - iOS [2/10 - DNF]
*''[[Assassin's Creed III: Liberation]]'' - PS Vita [6/10]
*''[[Assassin's Creed Chronicles]] Trilogy Pack'' - PS4, PS Vita (Digital) [5/10 - DNF]
===Other Media===
===Other Media===
*''[[Assassin's Creed: Lineage]]'' - MP3
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*''[[Assassin's Creed: Ascendance]]'' - MP3
*''[[Assassin's Creed: Lineage]]'' [7/10]
*''[[Assassin's Creed: Embers]]'' - DVD
*''[[Assassin's Creed: Ascendance]]'' [5/10]
*''[[Assassin's Creed: The Secret Crusade]]'' - Physical Copy
*''[[Assassin's Creed (film)|Assassin's Creed: The Movie]]'' [5/10]
*''[[Assassin's Creed: Renaissance]]'' - PDF
*''[[Assassin's Creed: Subject Four]]'' - Physical Copy [8/10]
*''[[Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood (novel)|Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood novel]]'' - PDF
*''Assassin's Creed [[Ubiworkshop]] Lithographs''
*''[[Assassin's Creed: Revelations (novel)|Assassin's Creed: Revelations novel]]'' - PDF
**''[[Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad]]''
*''[[Assassin's Creed (French comic)|Assassin's Creed French novels]]'' - CBR
**''[[Ezio Auditore da Firenze]]''
*''Assassin's Creed: Revelations Artbook'' - Physical Copy
**''[[Ratonhnhaké:ton|Ratonhnhaké:ton / Connor]]''
*''The Best of Assassin's Creed: Soundtrack'' - CD
**''[[Desmond Miles]]''
*''[[Ezio Auditore da Firenze]] action figure''
**''[[Abstergo]] paraphernalia''
*''[[Connor]] sculpture''
*<strike>''[[Assassin's Creed: The Secret Crusade]]'' - Physical Copy</strike> [3/10]
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*<strike>''[[Assassin's Creed: Renaissance]]'' - Physical Copy</strike> [DNF]
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*<strike>''[[Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood (novel)|Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood novel]]'' - Physical Copy</strike> [DNF]
<includeonly>
*<strike>''[[Assassin's Creed: Revelations (novel)|Assassin's Creed: Revelations novel]]'' - Physical Copy</strike> [DNF]
[[Category:Absent users]]</includeonly>
*<strike>''[[Assassin's Creed: Forsaken]]'' - Physical Copy</strike> [DNF]
*<strike>''[[Assassin's Creed: Black Flag (novel)|Assassin's Creed: Black Flag novel]]'' - Physical Copy</strike> [DNF]
*<strike>''[[Assassin's Creed: Unity (novel)|Assassin's Creed: Unity novel]]'' - Physical Copy</strike> [DNF]
*''[[Assassin's Creed (French comics)|Assassin's Creed - French comic series]]'' [6/10]
**''Tome 1: Desmond'' - Physical Copy
**''Tome 2: Aquilus'' - Physical Copy
**''Tome 3: Accipter'' - Physical Copy
*''[[The Art of Assassin's Creed III]]'' - Physical Copy
*''[[The Art of Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag]]'' - Physical Copy
*''[[The Art of Assassin's Creed: Unity]]'' - Physical Copy
*''Assassin's Creed - The Poster Collection'' - Physical Copy
*''[[Assassin's Creed Encyclopedia]] 2nd Edition'' - Physical Copy
*<strike>''[[Assassin's Creed IV Black Flag: Blackbeard - The Lost Journal]]'' - Physical Copy</strike> [DNF]
*Action figures
**''[[Ezio Auditore da Firenze]] - Assassin's Creed II robes''
**<strike>''Ezio Auditore da Firenze - Revelations robes''</strike>
**<strike>''[[Edward Kenway]], by McFarlane Toys''</strike>
*''Funko Pop!'' Vinyl Figures
**''[[Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad]]''
**''[[Ezio Auditore da Firenze]]''

Latest revision as of 10:30, 27 May 2025

"War. War never changes."
―Guy who does movie trailer voice-overs[src]
War Clown
Name: Marco
Location: Philippines
Systems: PS3, PS4, PS5, PSP (inactive), PSVita, 3DS, Switch, iOS (inactive), Android, PC
Status: Retired

Hello! I'm War Clown, retired editor and artist. Thank you for visiting my page!

The Biography[edit | edit source]

"I was born in a small fishing village. I always wanted to join the circus, but my father wouldn't let me--"
―Jack White[src]

I started editing on this wiki since my high school summer vacation (last May of 2010, apparently) and have contributed a lot ever since. The biggest of my contributions were templates and staff-related tidbits and systems, such as the Bureau (formerly the Istruttori) templates, and the very foundations of The Apprentice Initiative, alongside 'R BlaiddDdraig, Subject 16*, and Vatsa1708.

Fast forward some time later, I was eventually made an official Administrator, alongside Master Sima Yi and the now retired D. Cello. Eventually, I had to leave my position due to reasons that have now been lost by historians. Nowadays, I just do small-time edits and update my user page whenever I have bought, consumed, or sold, another piece of Assassin's Creed media.

My interests include video games, art, comic books, movies, TV shows, and formerly, Assassin's Creed.

The Media[edit | edit source]

Strikethrough - Sold
DNF - Did Not Finish / Have Not Played or Read

Games[edit | edit source]

Other Media[edit | edit source]