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{{quote|War. War never changes.|Guy who does movie trailer voice-overs|wikipedia:Fallout 3}}
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!(Real) Name:
!Name:
|Marco
|Marco
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|Philippines
|Philippines
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!Affiliation/s:
!Systems:
|[[w:c:infamous|inFamous Wiki]] (Bureaucrat)<br />[[w:c:assassinscreed|Assassin's Creed]] (Administrator)<br />
|PS3, PS4, PS5, PSP ''(inactive)'', PSVita, 3DS, Switch, iOS ''(inactive)'', Android, PC
[[w:c:deadspace|Dead Space Wiki]] (Editor)<br />
[[w:c:prototype|Prototype Wiki]] (Associated)<br />[[w:c:sly|Sly Cooper Wiki]] (Associated)
|-
!Occupation:
|Administrator<br />Template, Graphics and Background designer<br />Chief Editor of the [http://assassinscreed.wikia.com/wiki/WikiProject_Timeline Timeline Project]<br />[[Assassins|Assassin]]
|-
!Gender:
|(Alpha) Male
|-
!Known alias/es:
|Jack White<br />Jacques le Blanc<br />Juan Blanco<br />Woozi<br />Wario
|-
!Weapon/s:
|[[Hidden Blade]]<br />[[Sword]]<br />[[Hidden Gun]]<br />Myself
|-
!Specialty:
|Summarization<br />Templates<br />Timeline<br />Awesome stuff<br />Cake
|-
!AC Game/s:
|[[Assassin's Creed]]<br />[[Assassin's Creed II]]<br />[[Assassin's Creed: Bloodlines]]<br />[[Assassin's Creed: Altaïr's Chronicles]]<br />[[Assassin's Creed II: Discovery]]<br />[[Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood]]
|-
!AC Media:
|[[Assassin's Creed: Lineage]]<br />[[Assassin's Creed: Ascendance]]
|-
!Console/s:
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PS3 PlayStation 3]<br /><small>(AC, ACII, AC:BH)</small><br />[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PSP PlayStation Portable] (Hiatus)<br /><small>(AC:BL)</small><br />[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IPhone_3GS iPhone 3GS]<br /><small>(AC:AC, ACII:D)</small>
|-
!Awesome Rating:
|11/10
|-
!Links:
|[[User:War Clown/Userbox|Userboxes]]<br />[[User:War Clown/Workload|Workload]]<br />[[User:War Clown/Sandbox|Sandbox]]
|-
|-
!Status:
|Retired
|}
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{{Quote|I can make pencils disappear without the use of a Piece of Eden. If you come closer, I can show you how it works.|War Clown, on his special talents.|Special:Random}}
Hello! I'm '''War Clown''', retired editor and artist. Thank you for visiting my page!
 
==The Biography==
==Bio==
{{quote|I was born in a small fishing village. I always wanted to join the circus, but my father wouldn't let me--|Jack White|wikipedia:Batman: Arkham Asylum}}
{{quote|Those who become princes by virtue of their abilities acquire dominion with difficulty, but maintain them with ease.|[[Niccolò Machiavelli]], Chapter 6 of The Prince.|wikipedia:The Prince}}
 
I am '''War Clown'''. I have gone by many a name: '''Jack White''', '''Juan Blanco''', '''Jacques le Blanc''', '''Marco''' (You can't call me that, only specific people can) and many others. I'm a paranoid schizophrenic who's been condemned to solitary confinement for 3 and a half years, and the only time they let me out is when I am tasked to alphabetize the institution's garbage waste by name of brand, starting from Z to A. People ask me if that is true. It's not.
 
I aim to contribute as many as I can on whatever wiki that needs a contribution. My specialty is template and graphics designing, some coding, summarization of events, and others. I can also help organize an article's sections and paraphrase some sentences. For me, things are simple here: Play nice and stay away from fools like [http://assassinscreed.wikia.com/wiki/User_talk:Megahypernova this one]. If you ever, '''ever''', cross the line, [http://gyazo.com/63aa8295d5fe75dc9b74329122ebb913.png consider yourself dead.]
 
Obviously, I'm a fan of AC, just like all of you here, but I also have other favorite games, like '''Metal Gear''', '''Devil May Cry''' (set up camp at their [http://devilmaycry.wikia.com/wiki/User:War_Clown wiki]), '''God of War''', '''BioShock''', '''Grand Theft Auto''', '''Dead Space''' (also contributing to their [http://deadspace.wikia.com/wiki/User:War_Clown wiki]), '''inFamous''', '''Killzone''', '''Uncharted''', '''Vanquish''' (admin at the [http://vanquish.wikia.com/wiki/User:War_Clown wiki], but haven't got it up and running yet) and a hell of a lot more.
 
===Signatures===
 
<div style="border:3px solid #000000; padding:.5em 1em 1em 1em; border-top:3px solid #000000; background-color:#666666;">
1st - [[User:War Clown|War Clown]]<br />
2nd - [[User:War Clown|<span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS"><font color="black">'''War'''</font><font color="green">'''Clown'''</font></span>]][[User talk:War Clown|<sup><font color="black">''Wanna Talk?''</font></sup>]]<br />
3rd - [[User:War Clown|<span style="font-family:Modern No. 20"><font color="#FFFFFF">'''Jacques le Blanc'''</font></span>]][[User talk:War Clown|<sup><font color="black">''Reception Area''</font></sup>]]<br />
4th - [[User:War Clown|<span style="font-family:Amputa Bangiz;font-size:20px;color:#CCCCCC;">'''Juan Blanco'''</span>]][[User talk:War Clown|<sup><font color="black">'''Reception Area'''</font></sup>]]<br />
5th - [[User:War Clown|<span style="font-family:Californian FB;font-size:20px;color:#CCCCCC;">'''Juan Blanco'''</span>]][[User talk:War Clown|<sup><font color="black">'''Reception Area'''</font></sup>]]<br />
6th - [[User:War Clown|<span style="font-family:OCR A Extended;font-size:20px;color:#CCCCCC;">'''WarClown'''</span>]] [[User talk:War Clown|<sup><font color="white">'''Frequency: 149.94'''</font></sup>]]<br />
7th (Current) - [[User:War Clown|<span style="font-family:OCR A Extended;font-size:20px;color:#CCCCCC;">'''WarClown'''</span>]] [[User talk:War Clown|<sup><font color="white">'''Dial-Up'''</font></sup>]]<sub>[[w:c:infamous|<font color="#3399FF">inFamous</font>]]</sub>
</div>
 
===IRC Moments===
Random stuff from the IRC.
*[http://gyazo.com/5d6bf70b7ec07668c883967b5797af5c.png Worst. Line. Ever.]
*[http://gyazo.com/be7122262cc7c0a9d0cedc6add695b10.png Genius.]
*[http://gyazo.com/2251cff3c4e0cae06dcc7c3cdd14dc80.png I'm....American? ._.]
*[http://gyazo.com/9990e42b09f2fd5642ee41f42fed067f.png Noob Extermination 101 - Chapter 1.]
*[http://gyazo.com/b22fa98e2afcbd0fbcc508027476193c OmegaServ loves the admins.]
*[http://gyazo.com/b96ee2aaa2932288ed82e777c9cb73c5.png Noob Extermination 101 - Chapter 2.]
*[http://gyazo.com/8d7f395dbb3a18aacd958b3342725d83.png Star Wars.]
*[http://gyazo.com/d43d9ce0e7d124aed1cec9d9572e9b27.png Master?]
*[http://gyazo.com/f59f02b6cb38dd7a883dee42db802f69.png He's an alien... o.O]
*[http://gyazo.com/e2513a1e0a903b76f6d990ae7d669dab.png No, we don't play MineCraft.]
*[http://gyazo.com/9a0821b2e07dd2dd75a0e4a57f46f662.png 2012 arrived too early... o.O]
*[http://gyazo.com/9ff0fcc491b094ec2a83d66abf85c131.png Oh, the disappointment.]
*[http://gyazo.com/b6fc8aa9db5e9148c8ed8e1fc7144a14.png I have a new vice.]
*[http://gyazo.com/58e8754b9a1d5ccb258d9b62a7a41cb8.png Oh my... O.O]
*[http://gyazo.com/0788bc6321ff2be9d2bdfb679b1d33fc Requested. Anyone want to help him out?]
*[http://gyazo.com/37114deb76b18678a9c8b6967e1e9ebd Another request. Yeah, I'll be over there if you need me...]
*[http://gyazo.com/0ae1e733bb4376706c296212073cbded Anon says "No".]
*[http://ragnaros.xertion.org/~kaishiro/ACWiki/moments/ced4f8d88db048dded9b3cf7f3248df7.png F*CK YEAH.]
*[http://gyazo.com/a0cb4c39f85f422714194a914c0dabeb.png Yes. There's nothing wrong with that.]
*[http://gyazo.com/517b7f6e23ce65cb563d1b9ed13b180b.png That's what friends are for, right?]
*[http://gyazo.com/e986ebfb3b1d607150a11220254cb5cf.png WE'RE DOOMED!]
*[http://gyazo.com/0a7201e4d7ccb3c7920bfad916f71832.png Yeah. Nothing wrong about that. AT ALL.]
*[http://gyazo.com/4c00777c0a79cf894e89c042685756ac.png Take the word of our local heroes!]
*[http://gyazo.com/5e7fa3eca8b260cc8bfd2fe44b34518d.png No, you.]
*[http://gyazo.com/96a6fee96b0b11af72c2a5f91f963a5e.png What a lovely name.]
*[http://gyazo.com/49d7fc1307174cf0778df7d587a8ff3d.png Well, isn't that nice?]
 
==Pictures==
===Bloodlines===
Pics I took while watching some walkthroughs on YouTube of AC Bloodlines for the Storyline Articles. Since they mean so much to me, I thought I'd put them here in my User Page. (Note: One of these images was taken from GameFAQS)
 
<gallery widths="170">
Altair Acre Ship.jpg|Watching the sunset on Acre's harbor :D
Altair Maria Acre.jpg|Uhm...I'm afraid what I have to say is not...well...nevermind
Altair Acre.jpg|Die!
Templar Archive1.jpg|Not a sight for minors, that's for sure :D
Shalim and Shahar assassination.jpg|Ohhh, that's got to hurt!
Templar Agent.jpg|You would not believe who this guy really is!
Oracle Assassination.jpg|Lady, I'm sorry it was a one night stand, but please lea-AHH!
Moloch Assassination.jpg|Oops, dropped a penny...What the F-
Frederick Assassination.jpg|You worthless pansies! Train Harder!!!
Altair Bloodlines.jpg|Now, where is that bathroom?
Altair Apple.jpg|Want some of my caramel apple?
Altair Maria Ship.jpg|So....how was the soup?
</gallery>
 
===Brotherhood===
Out of desperation, I repeated my actions from the AC Bloodlines articles for Brotherhood. They mean so much to me (because I waited for that red bar to fill up God-knows-how long), so I decided to put em' here.
 
<gallery widths="170" captionalign="left">
PantBartHug.jpg|Baby, we can make it through this! >:P
BaronBartMeetCamp.jpg|Here's the guy. Now where's the cake? There isn't any? The cake is a lie!
VolpeEzioTalk.jpg|That girl's so hot bro! I'ma make my move, watch and learn.
DoctorPietroEzio.jpg|Dude, this guy's...Jesus Christ? THE Jesus Christ?
JesusAppEzio.jpg|What is this? I did not sign up for this BS! Get my manager on the phone, now!!!
EzioThiefStab.jpg|ARE YOU LADIESMAN217?!?
NicVolpeEzio.jpg|Yeah, I ordered a Family-sized Hawaiian Pizza. What in Romulus' name is th--
BartEzioBarr.jpg|So there I was, ready for the fight of my life. When all of a sudden--
TemplarsAssassins.jpg|You feelin' like runnin' huh? Now you know how we feel! 'SUP! >:P
CesareFallBoxPic.jpg|My people. Sons and Daughters of Helghan...
AppleOfEden.jpg|Yeah, that's right people! I got me a caramel apple this trick-or-treat! Wait, this ain't--Oh.
CesareGuard.jpg|Sir, the bathroom's over there. I suggest you hurry up now before you explode.
RodrigoDead.jpg|Peak-a-boo!
EzioMeetCesare.jpg|It's that guy from Friday the 13th! AHHHHHH!!!
Borgias.jpg|After all the Christmases that came by, you still haven't given me a present! Why dad, why?!
GettingApple.jpg|Ooooooohhh, Chocolate! :D
CesareArrest.jpg|It wasn't me officer, I swear! It's that bastard Johnny and his guys! You have to believe me!
EzioLeoApple.jpg|So, how about it? Your butterscotch, for my caramel apple?
</gallery>


===Badges===
I started editing on this wiki since my high school summer vacation ''(last May of 2010, apparently)'' and have contributed a lot ever since. The biggest of my contributions were templates and staff-related tidbits and systems, such as the [[Assassin's Creed Wiki:Bureau|Bureau]] ''(formerly the Istruttori)'' templates, and the very foundations of [[Assassin's Creed Wiki:Apprentices|The Apprentice Initiative]], alongside [[User:'R BlaiddDdraig|'R BlaiddDdraig]], [[User:Subject 16*|Subject 16*]], and [[User:Vatsa1708|Vatsa1708]].
After some time, I decided to sate my satisfaction of tinkering with images by making badges for wiki use. Here's some of my work.


('''Important Note:''' Any of you bastards that try to use these images will get blocked for a month. Yeah that's right bub, you heard me! ''War Clown then chugs down the bottle of vodka he brought with him.'')
Fast forward some time later, I was eventually made an official Administrator, alongside [[User:Master Sima Yi|Master Sima Yi]] and the now retired [[User:D. Cello|D. Cello]]. Eventually, I had to leave my position due to reasons that have now been lost by historians. Nowadays, I just do small-time edits and update my user page whenever I have bought, consumed, or sold, another piece of Assassin's Creed media.


<gallery widths="100" captionalign="left">
My interests include video games, art, comic books, movies, TV shows, and formerly, Assassin's Creed.
IstruttoriNew.png|Main Staff Emblem|link=Special:Random
IstruttoreCampbell.png|Campbell - Ferrari|link=Special:Random
IstruttoreRome.png|Rome - Puma|link=Special:Random
Istruttore16.png|16 - Lion|link=Special:Random
IstruttoreDan.png|Dan - Handshake|link=Special:Random
IstruttoreBlaidd.png|Braig - Dragon|link=Special:Random
IstruttoreJasca.png|Jasca - Cross swords|link=Special:Random
IstruttorePH.png|Vacant Emblem - Psi|link=Special:Random
IstruttoreGD.png|GD - Wolf|link=Special:Random
IstruttoreRayne.png|Rayne - Omega|link=Special:Random
DirettoreThief.png|Thief - Silhouette|link=Special:Random
AdminAltair.png|Main Admin Emblem|link=Special:Random
AdminSimaYi.png|Sima Yi - Pidgeon|link=Special:Random
AdminWarClown.png|War - Joker|link=Special:Random
AdminCello.png|Cello - Eagle|link=Special:Random
Admin.png|Vacant Admin Emblem|link=Special:Random
</gallery>


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==The Media==
<center>[[File:CelloDonut.JPG|thumb|250px|Thank you for visiting.]]</center>
<sup><strike>'''Strikethrough'''</strike> - Sold</sup>
<br>
<sup>'''DNF''' - Did Not Finish / Have Not Played or Read</sup>
===Games===
[[File:ACM_Machiavelli.png|270px|right]]
*''[[Assassin's Creed]]'' - PS3 [8/10]
*''[[Assassin's Creed II]]'' - PS3 [9/10]
*''[[Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood]]'' - PS3 [10/10]
**''Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood'' Notebook/Planner
*''[[Assassin's Creed: Revelations]] Collector's Edition'' - PS3 [8/10]
**''[[Assassin's Creed: Embers]]'' - DVD [8/10]
**''Assassin's Creed: Revelations Artbook'' - Physical Copy
**''The Best of Assassin's Creed: Soundtrack'' - CD
*''[[Assassin's Creed: The Ezio Collection]]'' - PS4 (Digital)
*''[[Assassin's Creed III]] Asia Collector's Edition'' - PS3 [5/10]
**<strike>''[[Connor]]'' sculpture</strike> [8/10]
**''Assassin's Creed III'' T-Shirt
*''[[Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag]]'' - PS3, PS4 (Digital) [10/10]
*''[[Freedom Cry|Assassin's Creed: Freedom Cry]]'' standalone - PS4 [7/10]
*''[[Assassin's Creed: Rogue|Assassin's Creed: Rogue Remastered]]'' - PS4 (Digital) [6/10 - DNF]
*''[[Assassin's Creed: Unity|Assassin's Creed: Unity]] Special Guillotine Edition'' - PS4 [4/10]
**<strike>''[[Arno Dorian]] Guillotine'' sculpture</strike> [7/10]
**<strike>Cloth Map of 1789 Paris</strike>
**<strike>''Assassin's Creed: Unity'' Back-to-Back Poster</strike>
**''Assassin's Creed: Unity'' Artbook - Physical Copy
**''Assassin's Creed: Unity '''Unite''''' T-Shirt
**Guillotine Bottle Opener [9/10]
*''[[Assassin's Creed: Syndicate]] Gold Edition'' - PS4 [5/10 - DNF]
*''[[Assassin's Creed: Origins]] Limited Edition'' - PS4 [DNF]
*''[[Assassin's Creed: Odyssey]]'' - PS4 (Digital) [DNF]
*''[[Assassin's Creed: Valhalla]] Complete Edition'' - PS5 (Digital) [DNF]
*''[[Assassin's Creed: Bloodlines]]'' - PSP [7/10]
*''[[Assassin's Creed: Altaïr's Chronicles]]'' - iOS [3/10 - DNF]
*''[[Assassin's Creed II: Discovery]]'' - iOS [2/10 - DNF]
*''[[Assassin's Creed III: Liberation]]'' - PS Vita [6/10]
*''[[Assassin's Creed Chronicles]] Trilogy Pack'' - PS4, PS Vita (Digital) [5/10 - DNF]
===Other Media===
[[File:ACM_Hanzo_Hattori_3.jpg|250px|right]]
*''[[Assassin's Creed: Lineage]]'' [7/10]
*''[[Assassin's Creed: Ascendance]]'' [5/10]
*''[[Assassin's Creed (film)|Assassin's Creed: The Movie]]'' [5/10]
*''[[Assassin's Creed: Subject Four]]'' - Physical Copy [8/10]
*''Assassin's Creed [[Ubiworkshop]] Lithographs''
**''[[Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad]]''
**''[[Ezio Auditore da Firenze]]''
**''[[Ratonhnhaké:ton|Ratonhnhaké:ton / Connor]]''
**''[[Desmond Miles]]''
**''[[Abstergo]] paraphernalia''
*<strike>''[[Assassin's Creed: The Secret Crusade]]'' - Physical Copy</strike> [3/10]
*<strike>''[[Assassin's Creed: Renaissance]]'' - Physical Copy</strike> [DNF]
*<strike>''[[Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood (novel)|Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood novel]]'' - Physical Copy</strike> [DNF]
*<strike>''[[Assassin's Creed: Revelations (novel)|Assassin's Creed: Revelations novel]]'' - Physical Copy</strike> [DNF]
*<strike>''[[Assassin's Creed: Forsaken]]'' - Physical Copy</strike> [DNF]
*<strike>''[[Assassin's Creed: Black Flag (novel)|Assassin's Creed: Black Flag novel]]'' - Physical Copy</strike> [DNF]
*<strike>''[[Assassin's Creed: Unity (novel)|Assassin's Creed: Unity novel]]'' - Physical Copy</strike> [DNF]
*''[[Assassin's Creed (French comics)|Assassin's Creed - French comic series]]'' [6/10]
**''Tome 1: Desmond'' - Physical Copy
**''Tome 2: Aquilus'' - Physical Copy
**''Tome 3: Accipter'' - Physical Copy
*''[[The Art of Assassin's Creed III]]'' - Physical Copy
*''[[The Art of Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag]]'' - Physical Copy
*''[[The Art of Assassin's Creed: Unity]]'' - Physical Copy
*''Assassin's Creed - The Poster Collection'' - Physical Copy
*''[[Assassin's Creed Encyclopedia]] 2nd Edition'' - Physical Copy
*<strike>''[[Assassin's Creed IV Black Flag: Blackbeard - The Lost Journal]]'' - Physical Copy</strike> [DNF]
*Action figures
**''[[Ezio Auditore da Firenze]] - Assassin's Creed II robes''
**<strike>''Ezio Auditore da Firenze - Revelations robes''</strike>
**<strike>''[[Edward Kenway]], by McFarlane Toys''</strike>
*''Funko Pop!'' Vinyl Figures
**''[[Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad]]''
**''[[Ezio Auditore da Firenze]]''

Latest revision as of 10:30, 27 May 2025

"War. War never changes."
―Guy who does movie trailer voice-overs[src]
War Clown
Name: Marco
Location: Philippines
Systems: PS3, PS4, PS5, PSP (inactive), PSVita, 3DS, Switch, iOS (inactive), Android, PC
Status: Retired

Hello! I'm War Clown, retired editor and artist. Thank you for visiting my page!

The Biography[edit | edit source]

"I was born in a small fishing village. I always wanted to join the circus, but my father wouldn't let me--"
―Jack White[src]

I started editing on this wiki since my high school summer vacation (last May of 2010, apparently) and have contributed a lot ever since. The biggest of my contributions were templates and staff-related tidbits and systems, such as the Bureau (formerly the Istruttori) templates, and the very foundations of The Apprentice Initiative, alongside 'R BlaiddDdraig, Subject 16*, and Vatsa1708.

Fast forward some time later, I was eventually made an official Administrator, alongside Master Sima Yi and the now retired D. Cello. Eventually, I had to leave my position due to reasons that have now been lost by historians. Nowadays, I just do small-time edits and update my user page whenever I have bought, consumed, or sold, another piece of Assassin's Creed media.

My interests include video games, art, comic books, movies, TV shows, and formerly, Assassin's Creed.

The Media[edit | edit source]

Strikethrough - Sold
DNF - Did Not Finish / Have Not Played or Read

Games[edit | edit source]

Other Media[edit | edit source]

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