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{{quote|War. War never changes.|Guy who does movie trailer voice-overs|wikipedia:Fallout 3}}
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Hello! I'm '''War Clown''', retired editor and artist. Thank you for visiting my page!
==The Biography==
{{quote|I was born in a small fishing village. I always wanted to join the circus, but my father wouldn't let me--|Jack White|wikipedia:Batman: Arkham Asylum}}


'''Reasons why I'm not online'''
I started editing on this wiki since my high school summer vacation ''(last May of 2010, apparently)'' and have contributed a lot ever since. The biggest of my contributions were templates and staff-related tidbits and systems, such as the [[Assassin's Creed Wiki:Bureau|Bureau]] ''(formerly the Istruttori)'' templates, and the very foundations of [[Assassin's Creed Wiki:Apprentices|The Apprentice Initiative]], alongside [[User:'R BlaiddDdraig|'R BlaiddDdraig]], [[User:Subject 16*|Subject 16*]], and [[User:Vatsa1708|Vatsa1708]].
*I'm not home
*I'm playing my PS3/PSP
*I'm sleeping
*It's raining
*The Power's out
 
==Me...?==
Howdy doodly! The name's W-ahem.....'''War Clown!''' (chilly background music O_O) You can call me '''War''', because Clown sounds like an insult if left alone, but if you'd prefer to add the prefix '''Awesome''', or '''Epic''' then I wouldn't mind. In fact, do it more frequently :D
 
I'm your average video game lover. Lives in the Philippines. Grew up with the PlayStation. Owned every one of them except for the PocketStation & the PSX. It only does Everything! Until Sony removes it T_T
 
I'm overflowing with knowledge, but also lacking. That's why I go to Wikia. If I can help in an article, I log in and edit (sometimes though, it doesn't log in & my edit becomes "Unregistered Contributor's" Edit T_T). I'm also a frequent visitor of the other Wikia sites, like the GTA Wiki and the Dead Space Wiki, but I do A LOT more reading than editing there :D
 
The great irony of being the...ahem, '''War Clown''' (chilly background music O_O)...is that I refrain from fighting and flame wars. Yes, I know, I know, It's weird, but I give others the freedom to voice their opinion out without chocking them to death :D Whether it'd be an insult to the PS3 '''(Its exclusives are horrible! It's online is free because it sucks! Xbox is THE Be-*BANG!*)''' or a direct verbal assault to one of my favorite games '''(MGS4 Suc-*BANG!*)''', I usually ignore these minor negativity, but if it goes a step too far, I'll have your head mounted on my kitchen, and use your tongue as a table cloth!
 
My favorite game series are '''Assassin's Creed, Metal Gear, Devil May Cry, God of War, BioShock, Grand Theft Auto & Dead Space'''
 
Other useless facts about me
*I'm human :D
*I share my first name with one of the Templars ('''Marco''' Barbarigo)
*I'm a fan of the UFC (Undisputed 2010 is awesome!)
*I like any music, so long as it appeals to me
*I use a USB Modem get connected to the internet (which is why I don't have a PSN yet)
*I'm a GameFaqs user (although I use a different name, since War Clown was already taken)
*The only Resident Evil that I have played are 4 and 5
*I'm also a big fan of '''inFamous, Killzone, & Uncharted''' (Yeah, they're all PS exclusives, and they are all awesome!)
*The only fighting games that I play are '''Tekken, Soulcalibur & Marvel Vs Capcom '''(Although I have played Street Fighter and Mortal Kombat before)
 
==Assassin's Creed==
'''Current AC I'm playing:''' AC: Altaïr's Chronicles
 
Ah, how I met AC. I'll never forget it. It seems like it was only yesterday.
 
It was 2009, when I was singing praises for my newly acquired PS3. Playing games that I have longed for since the announcement. Games like Devil May Cry 4, and Metal Gear Solid 4, the system was truly epic. When I mentioned this to my friend, he told about a, in his words, a cool game called '''Assassin's Creed'''. I asked him what the hell it was, he answered it was about a game set in history, and also sci-fi. I asked him if I could borrow it, to see for myself what it was, but alas, he cannot, for he hasn't finished playing it yet.
 
It was not until the end of the year, that my friend was finally able to lend me his copy of Assassin's Creed (Took him long enough, eh?). Obviously, I played it, to see for myself what I've been missing. An hour into the game, I was like: Oh.....My.....God....(I'm so in love, I found you finally, you make me wanna say....)
 
Compared to what my friend said, cool was an understatement! The game was absolutely awesome! The story was simple enough to follow on both In-Animus and Out-of-the-Animus(for me at least), the combat was something I deeply enjoyed, the missions weren't as repetitive as some said, and nearly every aspect of the game was amazing! I thanked my friend multiple times for letting me play his copy of the game.
 
Afterwards, I immediately bought '''Assassin's Creed II''' and I was squealing like a little girl over every improvement they made (I wasn't actually squealing like a girl, more like swearing like a sailor :D) The game was such a massive improvement! A better story on both sides, improved combat, all the new tools and gadgets, a protagonist with more background and personality (I still think Altaïr's a more badass than Ezio :D) , better location (AC1's areas were very dim compared to Italy), and a variety of enemies and targets. It truly was an epic improvement.
 
The PSP one, '''Bloodlines''', was better than some said it was. While it was practically, a dumbed-down version of AC1, it managed to pull off a decent story, and a short bonus for AC2 (The Weapons gained from Interconnectivity really help when you're replaying the game :D). Alright, finally got a DS (WOOO!) Now to get playing, starting with '''Assassin's Creed: Altaïr's Chronicles!'''
 
Oh, and I've also watched the Lineage series. Pretty awesome side-story, if not short.
 
==My Sandbox==
Wanna see a magic trick? Hold on.....Aha, here we are! I'm gonna make this pencil...disappear. Wanna know how I'm gonna do it? Do you? Do you really? Come closer, and I'll show you.
 
[[Special:Random|BAM!]] Ta-da! It's...gone. Wanna know where it went? Look [[User:War_Clown/Sandbox|here]]. You might find it. If not, then there's [[User:War_Clown/Quote Book|this place]].
 
==My Work on the Timeline==
These are the articles I have contributed heavily upon (before and after becoming Chief Editor). As my greatness grew ever higher, so did these articles (although some are incomplete, most of these are already finished) Ladies and Gentlemen, without further a due, I present to you all, my work! XD
 
===Finished Work===
 
Listed here are the articles I have finished (or at least I've done my part) Pages marked with a * are of my creation (meaning I started it, I ended it)...There were other contributions from other users, yes, but none were as major as mine XD
*[[The Hunt for the Nine]]: Altair's quest for redemption after his failed mission at Solomon's Temple
*[[The Assassination of Galeazzo Sforza]]: The incident in Milan during the Feast of Santo Stefano*
*[[Assault on Acre's harbor]]: Altair's attack on Acre, in an attempt to learn more about the Templar's plans*
*[[Hunt on Cyprus]]: Altair's journey in Cyprus where he fights the Templar order*
*[[Duel in the Templar Archive]]: Altair's fight with Armand Bouchart*
*[[Giovanni in Rome]]: Giovanni's time in Rome*
 
===Articles in need of Screenshots===
Listed here are the articles that are in need of screenshots and images from the game. If you wish to help out, please refer to my talk page and tell me if you can help. I'll answer as soon as possible.
*[[The Birth of an Assassin|The Birth of an Assassin:&nbsp;]]Ezio in training, preparing himself to step into his father's boots and continue his work.
*[[Auditore Execution]]: The tragic accident that happened in 1476.
*[[Pazzi Conspiracy]]: The plans of the Pazzi family to take over Florence.
*[[Return to Alep]]: Altair's Homecoming
===Unfinished Work===
 
Listed here are the pages I'm still working on. If you can help out in any way, please do so. Articles marked with a * are also in need of screenshots. Again, refer to me if you can help (with the screenshots)
*[[Hunt on Venice]]: Ezio's search for the Venetian Templars.*
*[[The Apple's Journey]]: The history of the Apple.
*[[The Codex' Journey]]: The history of the fabled journal.
===Pending===
 
Listed here are works that is in need of expansions. They are listed as ''pending'' for the reason that I have yet to touch them. Pages marked with a * are articles that are yet to be created. Again, if you can help in the expansion, please do.
*[[Siege of Monteriggioni]]: The Fall of the Auditore's fort
*[[Confrontation in Rome]]: Veni Vidi Vici
*[[Quest for the Chalice]]: Altair's hunt for the entity known as the Chalice*
*[[Duel on Lord Basilisk's ship]]: The fight out at sea


==Stuff To-Do for me and you==
Fast forward some time later, I was eventually made an official Administrator, alongside [[User:Master Sima Yi|Master Sima Yi]] and the now retired [[User:D. Cello|D. Cello]]. Eventually, I had to leave my position due to reasons that have now been lost by historians. Nowadays, I just do small-time edits and update my user page whenever I have bought, consumed, or sold, another piece of Assassin's Creed media.
Here's some stuff you and me could do. Follow them or not, well, that's up to you.
<center>{{Todo}}</center>
==Want to be a mod?==
You want to join the [[Assassin's Creed Wiki:Istruttori|Istruttori]]? Here's a quick guide.
*Don't ask. If you go to an Istruttore's talk page, and be all "How the hell do I become a mod?!", you'd just lessen your chances on becoming one. There's a set of guidelines at the Istruttori's page that I kindly linked above, so if you want to know how to become one, just read it.
*Contribute, expand stubs, improve grammar, remove vandalism, do what you can to improve the wiki!
*Focus more on what you do, than what you gain in doing something. Disregard the badges, they mean nothing in terms of rank (other than the leaderboard)
*Keep your stuff organized, and by stuff, I mean your user page and talk page. No floating userboxes over text, no disorganized talk pages, no nothing!
*Learn right from wrong. Remember, what we write here, what we type in and save, it will (or will not, depending on the person) be considered as the truth.
*And finally, always call me (and the other Istruttores, if you want) '''Awesome''', trust me it'll get you somewhere XD


==Pictures from AC:Bloodlines==
My interests include video games, art, comic books, movies, TV shows, and formerly, Assassin's Creed.
Pics I took while watching some walkthroughs on YouTube for the Storyline Articles. Since they mean so much to me, I thought I'd put them here in my User Page (Note: One of these images were taken from GameFAQS)


<gallery widths="120">
==The Media==
Altair Acre Ship.jpg|Watching the sunset on Acre's harbor :D
<sup><strike>'''Strikethrough'''</strike> - Sold</sup>
Altair Maria Acre.jpg|Uhm...I'm afraid what I have to say is not...well...nevermind
<br>
Altair Acre.jpg|Die!
<sup>'''DNF''' - Did Not Finish / Have Not Played or Read</sup>
Templar Archive1.jpg|Not a sight for minors, that's for sure :D
===Games===
Shalim and Shahar assassination.jpg|Ohhh, that's got to hurt!
[[File:ACM_Machiavelli.png|270px|right]]
Templar Agent.jpg|You would not believe who this guy really is!
*''[[Assassin's Creed]]'' - PS3 [8/10]
Oracle Assassination.jpg|Lady, I'm sorry it was a one night stand, but please lea-
*''[[Assassin's Creed II]]'' - PS3 [9/10]
Moloch Assassination.jpg|Oops, dropped a penny...What the F-
*''[[Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood]]'' - PS3 [10/10]
Frederick Assassination.jpg|You worthless pansies! Train Harder!!!
**''Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood'' Notebook/Planner
Altair Bloodlines.jpg|Now, where is that bathroom?
*''[[Assassin's Creed: Revelations]] Collector's Edition'' - PS3 [8/10]
Altair Apple.jpg|Want some of my caramel apple?
**''[[Assassin's Creed: Embers]]'' - DVD [8/10]
Altair Maria Ship.jpg|So....how was the soup?
**''Assassin's Creed: Revelations Artbook'' - Physical Copy
</gallery>
**''The Best of Assassin's Creed: Soundtrack'' - CD
*''[[Assassin's Creed: The Ezio Collection]]'' - PS4 (Digital)
*''[[Assassin's Creed III]] Asia Collector's Edition'' - PS3 [5/10]
**<strike>''[[Connor]]'' sculpture</strike> [8/10]
**''Assassin's Creed III'' T-Shirt
*''[[Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag]]'' - PS3, PS4 (Digital) [10/10]
*''[[Freedom Cry|Assassin's Creed: Freedom Cry]]'' standalone - PS4 [7/10]
*''[[Assassin's Creed: Rogue|Assassin's Creed: Rogue Remastered]]'' - PS4 (Digital) [6/10 - DNF]
*''[[Assassin's Creed: Unity|Assassin's Creed: Unity]] Special Guillotine Edition'' - PS4 [4/10]
**<strike>''[[Arno Dorian]] Guillotine'' sculpture</strike> [7/10]
**<strike>Cloth Map of 1789 Paris</strike>
**<strike>''Assassin's Creed: Unity'' Back-to-Back Poster</strike>
**''Assassin's Creed: Unity'' Artbook - Physical Copy
**''Assassin's Creed: Unity '''Unite''''' T-Shirt
**Guillotine Bottle Opener [9/10]
*''[[Assassin's Creed: Syndicate]] Gold Edition'' - PS4 [5/10 - DNF]
*''[[Assassin's Creed: Origins]] Limited Edition'' - PS4 [DNF]
*''[[Assassin's Creed: Odyssey]]'' - PS4 (Digital) [DNF]
*''[[Assassin's Creed: Valhalla]] Complete Edition'' - PS5 (Digital) [DNF]
*''[[Assassin's Creed: Bloodlines]]'' - PSP [7/10]
*''[[Assassin's Creed: Altaïr's Chronicles]]'' - iOS [3/10 - DNF]
*''[[Assassin's Creed II: Discovery]]'' - iOS [2/10 - DNF]
*''[[Assassin's Creed III: Liberation]]'' - PS Vita [6/10]
*''[[Assassin's Creed Chronicles]] Trilogy Pack'' - PS4, PS Vita (Digital) [5/10 - DNF]
===Other Media===
[[File:ACM_Hanzo_Hattori_3.jpg|250px|right]]
*''[[Assassin's Creed: Lineage]]'' [7/10]
*''[[Assassin's Creed: Ascendance]]'' [5/10]
*''[[Assassin's Creed (film)|Assassin's Creed: The Movie]]'' [5/10]
*''[[Assassin's Creed: Subject Four]]'' - Physical Copy [8/10]
*''Assassin's Creed [[Ubiworkshop]] Lithographs''
**''[[Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad]]''
**''[[Ezio Auditore da Firenze]]''
**''[[Ratonhnhaké:ton|Ratonhnhaké:ton / Connor]]''
**''[[Desmond Miles]]''
**''[[Abstergo]] paraphernalia''
*<strike>''[[Assassin's Creed: The Secret Crusade]]'' - Physical Copy</strike> [3/10]
*<strike>''[[Assassin's Creed: Renaissance]]'' - Physical Copy</strike> [DNF]
*<strike>''[[Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood (novel)|Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood novel]]'' - Physical Copy</strike> [DNF]
*<strike>''[[Assassin's Creed: Revelations (novel)|Assassin's Creed: Revelations novel]]'' - Physical Copy</strike> [DNF]
*<strike>''[[Assassin's Creed: Forsaken]]'' - Physical Copy</strike> [DNF]
*<strike>''[[Assassin's Creed: Black Flag (novel)|Assassin's Creed: Black Flag novel]]'' - Physical Copy</strike> [DNF]
*<strike>''[[Assassin's Creed: Unity (novel)|Assassin's Creed: Unity novel]]'' - Physical Copy</strike> [DNF]
*''[[Assassin's Creed (French comics)|Assassin's Creed - French comic series]]'' [6/10]
**''Tome 1: Desmond'' - Physical Copy
**''Tome 2: Aquilus'' - Physical Copy
**''Tome 3: Accipter'' - Physical Copy
*''[[The Art of Assassin's Creed III]]'' - Physical Copy
*''[[The Art of Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag]]'' - Physical Copy
*''[[The Art of Assassin's Creed: Unity]]'' - Physical Copy
*''Assassin's Creed - The Poster Collection'' - Physical Copy
*''[[Assassin's Creed Encyclopedia]] 2nd Edition'' - Physical Copy
*<strike>''[[Assassin's Creed IV Black Flag: Blackbeard - The Lost Journal]]'' - Physical Copy</strike> [DNF]
*Action figures
**''[[Ezio Auditore da Firenze]] - Assassin's Creed II robes''
**<strike>''Ezio Auditore da Firenze - Revelations robes''</strike>
**<strike>''[[Edward Kenway]], by McFarlane Toys''</strike>
*''Funko Pop!'' Vinyl Figures
**''[[Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad]]''
**''[[Ezio Auditore da Firenze]]''

Latest revision as of 10:30, 27 May 2025

"War. War never changes."
―Guy who does movie trailer voice-overs[src]
War Clown
Name: Marco
Location: Philippines
Systems: PS3, PS4, PS5, PSP (inactive), PSVita, 3DS, Switch, iOS (inactive), Android, PC
Status: Retired

Hello! I'm War Clown, retired editor and artist. Thank you for visiting my page!

The Biography[edit | edit source]

"I was born in a small fishing village. I always wanted to join the circus, but my father wouldn't let me--"
―Jack White[src]

I started editing on this wiki since my high school summer vacation (last May of 2010, apparently) and have contributed a lot ever since. The biggest of my contributions were templates and staff-related tidbits and systems, such as the Bureau (formerly the Istruttori) templates, and the very foundations of The Apprentice Initiative, alongside 'R BlaiddDdraig, Subject 16*, and Vatsa1708.

Fast forward some time later, I was eventually made an official Administrator, alongside Master Sima Yi and the now retired D. Cello. Eventually, I had to leave my position due to reasons that have now been lost by historians. Nowadays, I just do small-time edits and update my user page whenever I have bought, consumed, or sold, another piece of Assassin's Creed media.

My interests include video games, art, comic books, movies, TV shows, and formerly, Assassin's Creed.

The Media[edit | edit source]

Strikethrough - Sold
DNF - Did Not Finish / Have Not Played or Read

Games[edit | edit source]

Other Media[edit | edit source]

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