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War Clown
Name:	Marco
Location:	Philippines
Systems:	PS3, PS4, PS5, PSP (inactive), PSVita, 3DS, Switch, iOS (inactive), Android, PC
Status:	Retired

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"War. War never changes."

―Guy who does movie trailer voice-overs^[src]

Hello! I'm War Clown, retired editor and artist. Thank you for visiting my page!

The Biography[edit | edit source]

"I was born in a small fishing village. I always wanted to join the circus, but my father wouldn't let me--"

―Jack White^[src]

I started editing on this wiki since my high school summer vacation (last May of 2010, apparently) and have contributed a lot ever since. The biggest of my contributions were templates and staff-related tidbits and systems, such as the Bureau (formerly the Istruttori) templates, and the very foundations of The Apprentice Initiative, alongside 'R BlaiddDdraig, Subject 16*, and Vatsa1708.

Fast forward some time later, I was eventually made an official Administrator, alongside Master Sima Yi and the now retired D. Cello. Eventually, I had to leave my position due to reasons that have now been lost by historians. Nowadays, I just do small-time edits and update my user page whenever I have bought, consumed, or sold, another piece of Assassin's Creed media.

My interests include video games, art, comic books, movies, TV shows, and formerly, Assassin's Creed.

The Media[edit | edit source]

^{Strikethrough - Sold}
^{DNF - Did Not Finish / Have Not Played or Read}

Games[edit | edit source]

Assassin's Creed - PS3 [8/10]
Assassin's Creed II - PS3 [9/10]
Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood - PS3 [10/10]
- Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood Notebook/Planner
Assassin's Creed: Revelations Collector's Edition - PS3 [8/10]
- Assassin's Creed: Embers - DVD [8/10]
- Assassin's Creed: Revelations Artbook - Physical Copy
- The Best of Assassin's Creed: Soundtrack - CD
Assassin's Creed: The Ezio Collection - PS4 (Digital)
Assassin's Creed III Asia Collector's Edition - PS3 [5/10]
- Connor sculpture [8/10]
- Assassin's Creed III T-Shirt
Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag - PS3, PS4 (Digital) [10/10]
Assassin's Creed: Freedom Cry standalone - PS4 [7/10]
Assassin's Creed: Rogue Remastered - PS4 (Digital) [6/10 - DNF]
Assassin's Creed: Unity Special Guillotine Edition - PS4 [4/10]
- Arno Dorian Guillotine sculpture [7/10]
- ~~Cloth Map of 1789 Paris~~
- Assassin's Creed: Unity Back-to-Back Poster
- Assassin's Creed: Unity Artbook - Physical Copy
- Assassin's Creed: Unity Unite T-Shirt
- Guillotine Bottle Opener [9/10]
Assassin's Creed: Syndicate Gold Edition - PS4 [5/10 - DNF]
Assassin's Creed: Origins Limited Edition - PS4 [DNF]
Assassin's Creed: Odyssey - PS4 (Digital) [DNF]
Assassin's Creed: Valhalla Complete Edition - PS5 (Digital) [DNF]
Assassin's Creed: Bloodlines - PSP [7/10]
Assassin's Creed: Altaïr's Chronicles - iOS [3/10 - DNF]
Assassin's Creed II: Discovery - iOS [2/10 - DNF]
Assassin's Creed III: Liberation - PS Vita [6/10]
Assassin's Creed Chronicles Trilogy Pack - PS4, PS Vita (Digital) [5/10 - DNF]

Other Media[edit | edit source]

Assassin's Creed: Lineage [7/10]
Assassin's Creed: Ascendance [5/10]
Assassin's Creed: The Movie [5/10]
Assassin's Creed: Subject Four - Physical Copy [8/10]
Assassin's Creed Ubiworkshop Lithographs
- Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad
- Ezio Auditore da Firenze
- Ratonhnhaké:ton / Connor
- Desmond Miles
- Abstergo paraphernalia
Assassin's Creed: The Secret Crusade - Physical Copy [3/10]
Assassin's Creed: Renaissance - Physical Copy [DNF]
Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood novel - Physical Copy [DNF]
Assassin's Creed: Revelations novel - Physical Copy [DNF]
Assassin's Creed: Forsaken - Physical Copy [DNF]
Assassin's Creed: Black Flag novel - Physical Copy [DNF]
Assassin's Creed: Unity novel - Physical Copy [DNF]
Assassin's Creed - French comic series [6/10]
- Tome 1: Desmond - Physical Copy
- Tome 2: Aquilus - Physical Copy
- Tome 3: Accipter - Physical Copy
The Art of Assassin's Creed III - Physical Copy
The Art of Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag - Physical Copy
The Art of Assassin's Creed: Unity - Physical Copy
Assassin's Creed - The Poster Collection - Physical Copy
Assassin's Creed Encyclopedia 2nd Edition - Physical Copy
Assassin's Creed IV Black Flag: Blackbeard - The Lost Journal - Physical Copy [DNF]
Action figures
- Ezio Auditore da Firenze - Assassin's Creed II robes
- ~~Ezio Auditore da Firenze - Revelations robes~~
- ~~Edward Kenway, by McFarlane Toys~~
Funko Pop! Vinyl Figures
- Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad
- Ezio Auditore da Firenze

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-!Gender:
+!Systems:
-|''Your gender''
+|PS3, PS4, PS5, PSP ''(inactive)'', PSVita, 3DS, Switch, iOS ''(inactive)'', Android, PC
+|-
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+Hello! I'm '''War Clown''', retired editor and artist. Thank you for visiting my page!
+==The Biography==
+{{quote|I was born in a small fishing village. I always wanted to join the circus, but my father wouldn't let me--|Jack White|wikipedia:Batman: Arkham Asylum}}
+I started editing on this wiki since my high school summer vacation ''(last May of 2010, apparently)'' and have contributed a lot ever since. The biggest of my contributions were templates and staff-related tidbits and systems, such as the [[Assassin's Creed Wiki:Bureau|Bureau]] ''(formerly the Istruttori)'' templates, and the very foundations of [[Assassin's Creed Wiki:Apprentices|The Apprentice Initiative]], alongside [[User:'R BlaiddDdraig|'R BlaiddDdraig]], [[User:Subject 16*|Subject 16*]], and [[User:Vatsa1708|Vatsa1708]].
-==Me...?==
+Fast forward some time later, I was eventually made an official Administrator, alongside [[User:Master Sima Yi|Master Sima Yi]] and the now retired [[User:D. Cello|D. Cello]]. Eventually, I had to leave my position due to reasons that have now been lost by historians. Nowadays, I just do small-time edits and update my user page whenever I have bought, consumed, or sold, another piece of Assassin's Creed media.
-I'm your average video game lover. Lives in the Philippines. Grew up with the PlayStation. Owned every one of them except for the PocketStation & the PSX. It only does Everything! Until Sony removes it T_T
-I'm overflowing with knowledge, but also lacking. That's why I go to Wikia. If I can help in an article, I log in and edit (sometimes though, it doesn't log in & my edit becomes "Unregistered Contributor's" Edit T_T). but If I just want to read a certain part I missed I just read & leave.
-My favorite game series are '''Assassin's Creed, Metal Gear, Devil May Cry, God of War, BioShock & Dead Space'''
-Other useless facts about me
-*I'm human :D
-*I like to watch the UFC (Undisputed 2010 is awesome!)
-*I suck at HTML (which is why I don't work well with some templates). I blame my 2nd year High School Teacher (good thing she was fired)
-*Best song in my opinion: '''I'm on a Boat!'''
-*I use a USB Modem to connect to the internet (which is why I don't have a PSN yet)
-*I'm a GameFaqs user
-*In my opinion, the Iron Man movies were awesome!
-==Assassin's Creed==
-Assassin's Creed is absolutely awesome! I love the story and nearly played all of them (the exceptions are the DS games, but that will change in August!). I can't wait for Brotherhood! It's going to be awesome, although I still lack a proper connection, so I can't play its new multi-player T_T (Still waiting for the phone company)
-My friend lent me his copy of AC1 for the PS3, and oh man! I fell in love with it! The missions, the assassinations, the scenery, the lepers that push you around for no apparent reason, the beggars that ask you for money ('''"NO MEAN'S NO, DON'T YOU GET IT?! UGH!!!!!"'''), the stupid guards ('''"Hey who must've killed this innocent civilian? Wait a second, you're not praying! You must be the murderer!"'''), the ridiculous Leap of Faith ('''"Hehe, follow me know *****!"'''), the whole sci-fi part ('''"Ugh, Thank God it was just a simulation, isn't it doctor? Exactly! Hahaha!"'''), everything was awesome!
-Afterwards, I immediately bought AC2 and, wow, such a massive improvement! It was absolutely amazing. Even today, I walk the streets of Venice killing guards just for Lulz. Right now, I'm replaying AC: Bloodlines for the Story Part. It plays like a dumbed-down AC1, but what did you expect? It's a portable release! Still, its pretty good in its own right.
-In August, my sister is getting her DS and we made a deal: She lets me play the 2 AC Games for the DS, I let her play LittleBig Planet for the PS3. A generous offer eh? Afterwards, I'd help in making out the games timelines.
+My interests include video games, art, comic books, movies, TV shows, and formerly, Assassin's Creed.
-Oh, and I've also watched the Lineage series. Pretty awesome side-story.
+==The Media==
-==Pages I'm working on==
+<sup><strike>'''Strikethrough'''</strike> - Sold</sup>
-*[[The Hunt for the Nine]]: Altair's quest for redemption after his failed mission at Solomon's Temple. Still working out a few sections. If you can help, please do :D
+<br>
-*[[The Assassination of Galeazzo Sforza]]: The incident in Milan during the Feast of Santo Stefano. Still working out the templates, its a shoddy mess :D
+<sup>'''DNF''' - Did Not Finish / Have Not Played or Read</sup>
+===Games===
+[[File:ACM_Machiavelli.png|270px|right]]
+*''[[Assassin's Creed]]'' - PS3 [8/10]
+*''[[Assassin's Creed II]]'' - PS3 [9/10]
+*''[[Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood]]'' - PS3 [10/10]
+**''Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood'' Notebook/Planner
+*''[[Assassin's Creed: Revelations]] Collector's Edition'' - PS3 [8/10]
+**''[[Assassin's Creed: Embers]]'' - DVD [8/10]
+**''Assassin's Creed: Revelations Artbook'' - Physical Copy
+**''The Best of Assassin's Creed: Soundtrack'' - CD
+*''[[Assassin's Creed: The Ezio Collection]]'' - PS4 (Digital)
+*''[[Assassin's Creed III]] Asia Collector's Edition'' - PS3 [5/10]
+**<strike>''[[Connor]]'' sculpture</strike> [8/10]
+**''Assassin's Creed III'' T-Shirt
+*''[[Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag]]'' - PS3, PS4 (Digital) [10/10]
+*''[[Freedom Cry|Assassin's Creed: Freedom Cry]]'' standalone - PS4 [7/10]
+*''[[Assassin's Creed: Rogue|Assassin's Creed: Rogue Remastered]]'' - PS4 (Digital) [6/10 - DNF]
+*''[[Assassin's Creed: Unity|Assassin's Creed: Unity]] Special Guillotine Edition'' - PS4 [4/10]
+**<strike>''[[Arno Dorian]] Guillotine'' sculpture</strike> [7/10]
+**<strike>Cloth Map of 1789 Paris</strike>
+**<strike>''Assassin's Creed: Unity'' Back-to-Back Poster</strike>
+**''Assassin's Creed: Unity'' Artbook - Physical Copy
+**''Assassin's Creed: Unity '''Unite''''' T-Shirt
+**Guillotine Bottle Opener [9/10]
+*''[[Assassin's Creed: Syndicate]] Gold Edition'' - PS4 [5/10 - DNF]
+*''[[Assassin's Creed: Origins]] Limited Edition'' - PS4 [DNF]
+*''[[Assassin's Creed: Odyssey]]'' - PS4 (Digital) [DNF]
+*''[[Assassin's Creed: Valhalla]] Complete Edition'' - PS5 (Digital) [DNF]
+*''[[Assassin's Creed: Bloodlines]]'' - PSP [7/10]
+*''[[Assassin's Creed: Altaïr's Chronicles]]'' - iOS [3/10 - DNF]
+*''[[Assassin's Creed II: Discovery]]'' - iOS [2/10 - DNF]
+*''[[Assassin's Creed III: Liberation]]'' - PS Vita [6/10]
+*''[[Assassin's Creed Chronicles]] Trilogy Pack'' - PS4, PS Vita (Digital) [5/10 - DNF]
+===Other Media===
+[[File:ACM_Hanzo_Hattori_3.jpg|250px|right]]
+*''[[Assassin's Creed: Lineage]]'' [7/10]
+*''[[Assassin's Creed: Ascendance]]'' [5/10]
+*''[[Assassin's Creed (film)|Assassin's Creed: The Movie]]'' [5/10]
+*''[[Assassin's Creed: Subject Four]]'' - Physical Copy [8/10]
+*''Assassin's Creed [[Ubiworkshop]] Lithographs''
+**''[[Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad]]''
+**''[[Ezio Auditore da Firenze]]''
+**''[[Ratonhnhaké:ton|Ratonhnhaké:ton / Connor]]''
+**''[[Desmond Miles]]''
+**''[[Abstergo]] paraphernalia''
+*<strike>''[[Assassin's Creed: The Secret Crusade]]'' - Physical Copy</strike> [3/10]
+*<strike>''[[Assassin's Creed: Renaissance]]'' - Physical Copy</strike> [DNF]
+*<strike>''[[Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood (novel)|Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood novel]]'' - Physical Copy</strike> [DNF]
+*<strike>''[[Assassin's Creed: Revelations (novel)|Assassin's Creed: Revelations novel]]'' - Physical Copy</strike> [DNF]
+*<strike>''[[Assassin's Creed: Forsaken]]'' - Physical Copy</strike> [DNF]
+*<strike>''[[Assassin's Creed: Black Flag (novel)|Assassin's Creed: Black Flag novel]]'' - Physical Copy</strike> [DNF]
+*<strike>''[[Assassin's Creed: Unity (novel)|Assassin's Creed: Unity novel]]'' - Physical Copy</strike> [DNF]
+*''[[Assassin's Creed (French comics)|Assassin's Creed - French comic series]]'' [6/10]
+**''Tome 1: Desmond'' - Physical Copy
+**''Tome 2: Aquilus'' - Physical Copy
+**''Tome 3: Accipter'' - Physical Copy
+*''[[The Art of Assassin's Creed III]]'' - Physical Copy
+*''[[The Art of Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag]]'' - Physical Copy
+*''[[The Art of Assassin's Creed: Unity]]'' - Physical Copy
+*''Assassin's Creed - The Poster Collection'' - Physical Copy
+*''[[Assassin's Creed Encyclopedia]] 2nd Edition'' - Physical Copy
+*<strike>''[[Assassin's Creed IV Black Flag: Blackbeard - The Lost Journal]]'' - Physical Copy</strike> [DNF]
+*Action figures
+**''[[Ezio Auditore da Firenze]] - Assassin's Creed II robes''
+**<strike>''Ezio Auditore da Firenze - Revelations robes''</strike>
+**<strike>''[[Edward Kenway]], by McFarlane Toys''</strike>
+*''Funko Pop!'' Vinyl Figures
+**''[[Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad]]''
+**''[[Ezio Auditore da Firenze]]''