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{{quote|War. War never changes.|Guy who does movie trailer voice-overs|wikipedia:Fallout 3}}
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!(Real) Name:
!Name:
|Marco
|Marco
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|Philippines
|Philippines
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!Affiliation/s:
!Systems:
|[[w:c:infamous|inFamous Wiki]] (Bureaucrat)<br />[[w:c:assassinscreed|Assassin's Creed]] (Administrator)<br />
|PS3, PS4, PS5, PSP ''(inactive)'', PSVita, 3DS, Switch, iOS ''(inactive)'', Android, PC
[[w:c:deadspace|Dead Space Wiki]] (Editor)<br />
[[w:c:prototype|Prototype Wiki]] (Associated)<br />[[w:c:sly|Sly Cooper Wiki]] (Associated)
|-
!Occupation:
|Administrator<br />Template, Graphics and Background designer<br />Chief Editor of the [http://assassinscreed.wikia.com/wiki/WikiProject_Timeline Timeline Project]<br />[[Assassins|Assassin]]
|-
!Gender:
|(Alpha) Male
|-
!Known alias/es:
|Jack White<br />Jacques le Blanc<br />Juan Blanco<br />Woozi<br />Wario
|-
!Weapon/s:
|[[Hidden Blade]]<br />[[Sword]]<br />[[Hidden Gun]]<br />Myself
|-
!Specialty:
|Summarization<br />Templates<br />Timeline<br />Awesome stuff<br />Cake
|-
!AC Game/s:
|[[Assassin's Creed]]<br />[[Assassin's Creed II]]<br />[[Assassin's Creed: Bloodlines]]<br />[[Assassin's Creed: Altaïr's Chronicles]]<br />[[Assassin's Creed II: Discovery]]<br />[[Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood]]
|-
!AC Media:
|[[Assassin's Creed: Lineage]]<br />[[Assassin's Creed: Ascendance]]
|-
!Console/s:
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PS3 PlayStation 3]<br /><small>(AC, ACII, AC:BH)</small><br />[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PSP PlayStation Portable] (Hiatus)<br /><small>(AC:BL)</small><br />[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IPhone_3GS iPhone 3GS]<br /><small>(AC:AC, ACII:D)</small>
|-
!Awesome Rating:
|11/10
|-
!Links:
|[[User:War Clown/Userbox|Userboxes]]<br />[[User:War Clown/Workload|Workload]]<br />[[User:War Clown/Sandbox|Sandbox]]
|-
|-
!Status:
|Retired
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{{Quote|I can make pencils disappear without the use of a Piece of Eden. If you come closer, I can show you how it works.|War Clown, on his special talents.|Special:Random}}
Hello! I'm '''War Clown''', retired editor and artist. Thank you for visiting my page!
 
==The Biography==
==Bio==
{{quote|I was born in a small fishing village. I always wanted to join the circus, but my father wouldn't let me--|Jack White|wikipedia:Batman: Arkham Asylum}}
{{quote|Those who become princes by virtue of their abilities acquire dominion with difficulty, but maintain them with ease.|[[Niccolò Machiavelli]], Chapter 6 of The Prince.|wikipedia:The Prince}}
 
I am '''War Clown'''. I have gone by many a name: '''Jack White''', '''Juan Blanco''', '''Jacques le Blanc''', '''Marco''' (You can't call me that, only specific people can) and many others. I'm a paranoid schizophrenic who's been condemned to solitary confinement for 3 and a half years, and the only time they let me out is when I am tasked to alphabetize the institution's garbage waste by name of brand, starting from Z to A. People ask me if that is true. It's not.
 
I aim to contribute as many as I can on whatever wiki that needs a contribution. My specialty is template and graphics designing, some coding, summarization of events, and others. I can also help organize an article's sections and paraphrase some sentences. For me, things are simple here: Play nice and stay away from fools like [http://assassinscreed.wikia.com/wiki/User_talk:Megahypernova this one]. If you ever, '''ever''', cross the line, [http://gyazo.com/63aa8295d5fe75dc9b74329122ebb913.png consider yourself dead.]
 
Here's the thing: If you hold fire in your hands, know that you're a danger to others just as much as you're a danger to yourself. A decision you make can change the path of all norms that have been established, and an indecision just because of what you feel can make a critical impact on anything, be it negative or positive. Know that a decision is not for you alone to make, and know that there are other people beside you who may think otherwise. With logic, time, and the right people with you, you can NEVER go wrong.
 
===Signatures===
 
<div style="border:3px solid #000000; padding:.5em 1em 1em 1em; border-top:3px solid #000000; background-color:#666666;">
1st - [[User:War Clown|War Clown]]<br />
2nd - [[User:War Clown|<span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS"><font color="black">'''War'''</font><font color="green">'''Clown'''</font></span>]][[User talk:War Clown|<sup><font color="black">''Wanna Talk?''</font></sup>]]<br />
3rd - [[User:War Clown|<span style="font-family:Modern No. 20"><font color="#FFFFFF">'''Jacques le Blanc'''</font></span>]][[User talk:War Clown|<sup><font color="black">''Reception Area''</font></sup>]]<br />
4th - [[User:War Clown|<span style="font-family:Amputa Bangiz;font-size:20px;color:#CCCCCC;">'''Juan Blanco'''</span>]][[User talk:War Clown|<sup><font color="black">'''Reception Area'''</font></sup>]]<br />
5th - [[User:War Clown|<span style="font-family:Californian FB;font-size:20px;color:#CCCCCC;">'''Juan Blanco'''</span>]][[User talk:War Clown|<sup><font color="black">'''Reception Area'''</font></sup>]]<br />
6th - [[User:War Clown|<span style="font-family:OCR A Extended;font-size:20px;color:#CCCCCC;">'''WarClown'''</span>]] [[User talk:War Clown|<sup><font color="white">'''Frequency: 149.94'''</font></sup>]]<br />
7th (Current) - [[User:War Clown|<span style="font-family:OCR A Extended;font-size:20px;color:#CCCCCC;">'''WarClown'''</span>]] [[User talk:War Clown|<sup><font color="white">'''Dial-Up'''</font></sup>]]<sub>[[w:c:infamous|<font color="#3399FF">inFamous</font>]]</sub>
</div>
 
===IRC Moments===
Random stuff from the IRC.
*[http://gyazo.com/5d6bf70b7ec07668c883967b5797af5c.png Worst. Line. Ever.]
*[http://gyazo.com/be7122262cc7c0a9d0cedc6add695b10.png Genius.]
*[http://gyazo.com/2251cff3c4e0cae06dcc7c3cdd14dc80.png I'm....American? ._.]
*[http://gyazo.com/9990e42b09f2fd5642ee41f42fed067f.png Noob Extermination 101 - Chapter 1.]
*[http://gyazo.com/b22fa98e2afcbd0fbcc508027476193c OmegaServ loves the admins.]
*[http://gyazo.com/b96ee2aaa2932288ed82e777c9cb73c5.png Noob Extermination 101 - Chapter 2.]
*[http://gyazo.com/8d7f395dbb3a18aacd958b3342725d83.png Star Wars.]
*[http://gyazo.com/d43d9ce0e7d124aed1cec9d9572e9b27.png Master?]
*[http://gyazo.com/f59f02b6cb38dd7a883dee42db802f69.png He's an alien... o.O]
*[http://gyazo.com/e2513a1e0a903b76f6d990ae7d669dab.png No, we don't play MineCraft.]
*[http://gyazo.com/9a0821b2e07dd2dd75a0e4a57f46f662.png 2012 arrived too early... o.O]
*[http://gyazo.com/9ff0fcc491b094ec2a83d66abf85c131.png Oh, the disappointment.]
*[http://gyazo.com/b6fc8aa9db5e9148c8ed8e1fc7144a14.png I have a new vice.]
*[http://gyazo.com/b33d10b6c6b3a8e57da64b38ce4852b1.png Did you even have to ask?]
*[http://gyazo.com/0788bc6321ff2be9d2bdfb679b1d33fc Requested. Anyone want to help him out?]
*[http://gyazo.com/37114deb76b18678a9c8b6967e1e9ebd Another request. Yeah, I'll be over there if you need me...]
*[http://gyazo.com/0ae1e733bb4376706c296212073cbded Anon says "No".]
*[http://ragnaros.xertion.org/~kaishiro/ACWiki/moments/ced4f8d88db048dded9b3cf7f3248df7.png F*CK YEAH.]
*[http://gyazo.com/a0cb4c39f85f422714194a914c0dabeb.png Yes. There's nothing wrong with that.]
*[http://gyazo.com/517b7f6e23ce65cb563d1b9ed13b180b.png That's what friends are for, right?]
*[http://gyazo.com/e986ebfb3b1d607150a11220254cb5cf.png WE'RE DOOMED!]
*[http://gyazo.com/0a7201e4d7ccb3c7920bfad916f71832.png Yeah. Nothing wrong about that. AT ALL.]
*[http://gyazo.com/4c00777c0a79cf894e89c042685756ac.png Take the word of our local heroes!]
*[http://gyazo.com/5e7fa3eca8b260cc8bfd2fe44b34518d.png No, you.]
*[http://gyazo.com/96a6fee96b0b11af72c2a5f91f963a5e.png What a lovely name.]
*[http://gyazo.com/49d7fc1307174cf0778df7d587a8ff3d.png Well, isn't that nice?]
*[http://gyazo.com/a2901e017be6075acf351bc654339752.png Yes. You are Ezio's son.]
*[http://gyazo.com/07ebb89d674fd2f99061420fb2d5df25.png Awesome.]
 
==Pictures==
===Bloodlines===
Pics I took while watching some walkthroughs on YouTube of AC Bloodlines for the Storyline Articles. Since they mean so much to me, I thought I'd put them here in my User Page. (Note: One of these images was taken from GameFAQS)
 
<gallery widths="170">
Altair Acre Ship.jpg|Watching the sunset on Acre's harbor :D
Altair Maria Acre.jpg|Uhm...I'm afraid what I have to say is not...well...nevermind
Altair Acre.jpg|Die!
Templar Archive1.jpg|Not a sight for minors, that's for sure :D
Shalim and Shahar assassination.jpg|Ohhh, that's got to hurt!
Templar Agent.jpg|You would not believe who this guy really is!
Oracle Assassination.jpg|Lady, I'm sorry it was a one night stand, but please lea-AHH!
Moloch Assassination.jpg|Oops, dropped a penny...What the F-
Frederick Assassination.jpg|You worthless pansies! Train Harder!!!
Altair Bloodlines.jpg|Now, where is that bathroom?
Altair Apple.jpg|Want some of my caramel apple?
Altair Maria Ship.jpg|So....how was the soup?
</gallery>
 
===Brotherhood===
Out of desperation, I repeated my actions from the AC Bloodlines articles for Brotherhood. They mean so much to me (because I waited for that red bar to fill up God-knows-how long), so I decided to put em' here.
 
<gallery widths="170" captionalign="left">
PantBartHug.jpg|Baby, we can make it through this! >:P
BaronBartMeetCamp.jpg|Here's the guy. Now where's the cake? There isn't any? The cake is a lie!
VolpeEzioTalk.jpg|That girl's so hot bro! I'ma make my move, watch and learn.
DoctorPietroEzio.jpg|Dude, this guy's...Jesus Christ? THE Jesus Christ?
JesusAppEzio.jpg|What is this? I did not sign up for this BS! Get my manager on the phone, now!!!
EzioThiefStab.jpg|ARE YOU LADIESMAN217?!?
NicVolpeEzio.jpg|Yeah, I ordered a Family-sized Hawaiian Pizza. What in Romulus' name is th--
BartEzioBarr.jpg|So there I was, ready for the fight of my life. When all of a sudden--
TemplarsAssassins.jpg|You feelin' like runnin' huh? Now you know how we feel! 'SUP! >:P
CesareFallBoxPic.jpg|My people. Sons and Daughters of Helghan...
AppleOfEden.jpg|Yeah, that's right people! I got me a caramel apple this trick-or-treat! Wait, this ain't--Oh.
CesareGuard.jpg|Sir, the bathroom's over there. I suggest you hurry up now before you explode.
RodrigoDead.jpg|Peak-a-boo!
EzioMeetCesare.jpg|It's that guy from Friday the 13th! AHHHHHH!!!
Borgias.jpg|After all the Christmases that came by, you still haven't given me a present! Why dad, why?!
GettingApple.jpg|Ooooooohhh, Chocolate! :D
CesareArrest.jpg|It wasn't me officer, I swear! It's that bastard Johnny and his guys! You have to believe me!
EzioLeoApple.jpg|So, how about it? Your butterscotch, for my caramel apple?
</gallery>


===Badges===
I started editing on this wiki since my high school summer vacation ''(last May of 2010, apparently)'' and have contributed a lot ever since. The biggest of my contributions were templates and staff-related tidbits and systems, such as the [[Assassin's Creed Wiki:Bureau|Bureau]] ''(formerly the Istruttori)'' templates, and the very foundations of [[Assassin's Creed Wiki:Apprentices|The Apprentice Initiative]], alongside [[User:'R BlaiddDdraig|'R BlaiddDdraig]], [[User:Subject 16*|Subject 16*]], and [[User:Vatsa1708|Vatsa1708]].
After some time, I decided to sate my satisfaction of tinkering with images by making badges for wiki use. Here's some of my work.


('''Important Note:''' Any of you bastards that try to use these images will get blocked for a month. Yeah that's right bub, you heard me! ''War Clown then chugs down the bottle of vodka he brought with him.'')
Fast forward some time later, I was eventually made an official Administrator, alongside [[User:Master Sima Yi|Master Sima Yi]] and the now retired [[User:D. Cello|D. Cello]]. Eventually, I had to leave my position due to reasons that have now been lost by historians. Nowadays, I just do small-time edits and update my user page whenever I have bought, consumed, or sold, another piece of Assassin's Creed media.


<gallery widths="100" captionalign="left">
My interests include video games, art, comic books, movies, TV shows, and formerly, Assassin's Creed.
IstruttoriNew.png|Main Staff Emblem|link=Special:Random
IstruttoreCampbell.png|Campbell - Ferrari|link=Special:Random
IstruttoreRome.png|Rome - Puma|link=Special:Random
Istruttore16.png|16 - Lion|link=Special:Random
IstruttoreDan.png|Dan - Handshake|link=Special:Random
IstruttoreBlaidd.png|Braig - Dragon|link=Special:Random
IstruttoreJasca.png|Jasca - Cross swords|link=Special:Random
IstruttorePH.png|Vacant Emblem - Psi|link=Special:Random
IstruttoreGD.png|GD - Wolf|link=Special:Random
IstruttoreRayne.png|Rayne - Omega|link=Special:Random
DirettoreThief.png|Thief - Silhouette|link=Special:Random
AdminAltair.png|Main Admin Emblem|link=Special:Random
AdminSimaYi.png|Sima Yi - Pidgeon|link=Special:Random
AdminWarClown.png|War - Joker|link=Special:Random
AdminCello.png|Cello - Eagle|link=Special:Random
Admin.png|Vacant Admin Emblem|link=Special:Random
</gallery>


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==The Media==
<center>[[File:CelloDonut.JPG|thumb|250px|Thank you for visiting.]]</center>
<sup><strike>'''Strikethrough'''</strike> - Sold</sup>
<br>
<sup>'''DNF''' - Did Not Finish / Have Not Played or Read</sup>
===Games===
[[File:ACM_Machiavelli.png|270px|right]]
*''[[Assassin's Creed]]'' - PS3 [8/10]
*''[[Assassin's Creed II]]'' - PS3 [9/10]
*''[[Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood]]'' - PS3 [10/10]
**''Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood'' Notebook/Planner
*''[[Assassin's Creed: Revelations]] Collector's Edition'' - PS3 [8/10]
**''[[Assassin's Creed: Embers]]'' - DVD [8/10]
**''Assassin's Creed: Revelations Artbook'' - Physical Copy
**''The Best of Assassin's Creed: Soundtrack'' - CD
*''[[Assassin's Creed: The Ezio Collection]]'' - PS4 (Digital)
*''[[Assassin's Creed III]] Asia Collector's Edition'' - PS3 [5/10]
**<strike>''[[Connor]]'' sculpture</strike> [8/10]
**''Assassin's Creed III'' T-Shirt
*''[[Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag]]'' - PS3, PS4 (Digital) [10/10]
*''[[Freedom Cry|Assassin's Creed: Freedom Cry]]'' standalone - PS4 [7/10]
*''[[Assassin's Creed: Rogue|Assassin's Creed: Rogue Remastered]]'' - PS4 (Digital) [6/10 - DNF]
*''[[Assassin's Creed: Unity|Assassin's Creed: Unity]] Special Guillotine Edition'' - PS4 [4/10]
**<strike>''[[Arno Dorian]] Guillotine'' sculpture</strike> [7/10]
**<strike>Cloth Map of 1789 Paris</strike>
**<strike>''Assassin's Creed: Unity'' Back-to-Back Poster</strike>
**''Assassin's Creed: Unity'' Artbook - Physical Copy
**''Assassin's Creed: Unity '''Unite''''' T-Shirt
**Guillotine Bottle Opener [9/10]
*''[[Assassin's Creed: Syndicate]] Gold Edition'' - PS4 [5/10 - DNF]
*''[[Assassin's Creed: Origins]] Limited Edition'' - PS4 [DNF]
*''[[Assassin's Creed: Odyssey]]'' - PS4 (Digital) [DNF]
*''[[Assassin's Creed: Valhalla]] Complete Edition'' - PS5 (Digital) [DNF]
*''[[Assassin's Creed: Bloodlines]]'' - PSP [7/10]
*''[[Assassin's Creed: Altaïr's Chronicles]]'' - iOS [3/10 - DNF]
*''[[Assassin's Creed II: Discovery]]'' - iOS [2/10 - DNF]
*''[[Assassin's Creed III: Liberation]]'' - PS Vita [6/10]
*''[[Assassin's Creed Chronicles]] Trilogy Pack'' - PS4, PS Vita (Digital) [5/10 - DNF]
===Other Media===
[[File:ACM_Hanzo_Hattori_3.jpg|250px|right]]
*''[[Assassin's Creed: Lineage]]'' [7/10]
*''[[Assassin's Creed: Ascendance]]'' [5/10]
*''[[Assassin's Creed (film)|Assassin's Creed: The Movie]]'' [5/10]
*''[[Assassin's Creed: Subject Four]]'' - Physical Copy [8/10]
*''Assassin's Creed [[Ubiworkshop]] Lithographs''
**''[[Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad]]''
**''[[Ezio Auditore da Firenze]]''
**''[[Ratonhnhaké:ton|Ratonhnhaké:ton / Connor]]''
**''[[Desmond Miles]]''
**''[[Abstergo]] paraphernalia''
*<strike>''[[Assassin's Creed: The Secret Crusade]]'' - Physical Copy</strike> [3/10]
*<strike>''[[Assassin's Creed: Renaissance]]'' - Physical Copy</strike> [DNF]
*<strike>''[[Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood (novel)|Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood novel]]'' - Physical Copy</strike> [DNF]
*<strike>''[[Assassin's Creed: Revelations (novel)|Assassin's Creed: Revelations novel]]'' - Physical Copy</strike> [DNF]
*<strike>''[[Assassin's Creed: Forsaken]]'' - Physical Copy</strike> [DNF]
*<strike>''[[Assassin's Creed: Black Flag (novel)|Assassin's Creed: Black Flag novel]]'' - Physical Copy</strike> [DNF]
*<strike>''[[Assassin's Creed: Unity (novel)|Assassin's Creed: Unity novel]]'' - Physical Copy</strike> [DNF]
*''[[Assassin's Creed (French comics)|Assassin's Creed - French comic series]]'' [6/10]
**''Tome 1: Desmond'' - Physical Copy
**''Tome 2: Aquilus'' - Physical Copy
**''Tome 3: Accipter'' - Physical Copy
*''[[The Art of Assassin's Creed III]]'' - Physical Copy
*''[[The Art of Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag]]'' - Physical Copy
*''[[The Art of Assassin's Creed: Unity]]'' - Physical Copy
*''Assassin's Creed - The Poster Collection'' - Physical Copy
*''[[Assassin's Creed Encyclopedia]] 2nd Edition'' - Physical Copy
*<strike>''[[Assassin's Creed IV Black Flag: Blackbeard - The Lost Journal]]'' - Physical Copy</strike> [DNF]
*Action figures
**''[[Ezio Auditore da Firenze]] - Assassin's Creed II robes''
**<strike>''Ezio Auditore da Firenze - Revelations robes''</strike>
**<strike>''[[Edward Kenway]], by McFarlane Toys''</strike>
*''Funko Pop!'' Vinyl Figures
**''[[Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad]]''
**''[[Ezio Auditore da Firenze]]''

Latest revision as of 10:30, 27 May 2025

"War. War never changes."
―Guy who does movie trailer voice-overs[src]
War Clown
Name: Marco
Location: Philippines
Systems: PS3, PS4, PS5, PSP (inactive), PSVita, 3DS, Switch, iOS (inactive), Android, PC
Status: Retired

Hello! I'm War Clown, retired editor and artist. Thank you for visiting my page!

The Biography[edit | edit source]

"I was born in a small fishing village. I always wanted to join the circus, but my father wouldn't let me--"
―Jack White[src]

I started editing on this wiki since my high school summer vacation (last May of 2010, apparently) and have contributed a lot ever since. The biggest of my contributions were templates and staff-related tidbits and systems, such as the Bureau (formerly the Istruttori) templates, and the very foundations of The Apprentice Initiative, alongside 'R BlaiddDdraig, Subject 16*, and Vatsa1708.

Fast forward some time later, I was eventually made an official Administrator, alongside Master Sima Yi and the now retired D. Cello. Eventually, I had to leave my position due to reasons that have now been lost by historians. Nowadays, I just do small-time edits and update my user page whenever I have bought, consumed, or sold, another piece of Assassin's Creed media.

My interests include video games, art, comic books, movies, TV shows, and formerly, Assassin's Creed.

The Media[edit | edit source]

Strikethrough - Sold
DNF - Did Not Finish / Have Not Played or Read

Games[edit | edit source]

Other Media[edit | edit source]

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