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!Affiliation/s:
!Systems:
|[http://infamous.wikia.com/wiki/InFamous_Wiki inFamous Wiki] (Bureaucrat)<br />[http://assassinscreed.wikia.com/wiki/Assassin%27s_Creed_Wiki Assassin's Creed Wiki] (Administrator)<br />
|PS3, PS4, PS5, PSP ''(inactive)'', PSVita, 3DS, Switch, iOS ''(inactive)'', Android, PC
[http://deadspace.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page Dead Space Wiki] (Editor)<br />
[http://prototype.wikia.com/wiki/Prototype_Wiki Prototype Wiki] (Associated)<br />
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!Occupation:
|Administrator<br />Template, Graphics and Background designer<br />Chief Editor of the [http://assassinscreed.wikia.com/wiki/WikiProject_Timeline Timeline Project]<br />[[Assassins|Assassin]]
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!Gender:
|(Alpha) Male
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!Known alias/es:
|Jack White<br />Jacques le Blanc<br />Juan Blanco<br />Woozi<br />Wario
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!Weapon/s:
|[[Hidden Blade]]<br />[[Sword]]<br />[[Hidden Gun]]<br />Myself
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!Specialty:
|Summarization<br />Templates<br />Timeline<br />Awesome stuff<br />Cake
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!AC Game/s:
|[[Assassin's Creed]]<br />[[Assassin's Creed II]]<br />[[Assassin's Creed: Bloodlines]]<br />[[Assassin's Creed: Altaïr's Chronicles]]<br />[[Assassin's Creed II: Discovery]]<br />[[Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood]]
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!AC Media:
|[[Assassin's Creed: Lineage]]<br />[[Assassin's Creed: Ascendance]]
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!Console/s:
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PS3 PlayStation 3]<br /><small>(AC, ACII, AC:BH)</small><br />[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PSP PlayStation Portable] (Hiatus)<br /><small>(AC:BL)</small><br />[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IPhone_3GS iPhone 3GS]<br /><small>(AC:AC, ACII:D)</small>
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!Awesome Rating:
|11/10
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Hello! I'm '''War Clown''', retired editor and artist. Thank you for visiting my page!
==The Biography==
{{quote|I was born in a small fishing village. I always wanted to join the circus, but my father wouldn't let me--|Jack White|wikipedia:Batman: Arkham Asylum}}


{{dialogue3|Nicole|Yours is the last body we need to be reborn. The makers must be absorbed!|Isaac|The Makers? You mean me? But Stross said we could destroy the Marker!|Not if we consume you first!|Goddamn it, I trusted you! '''FUCK YOU! AND FUCK YOUR MARKER!'''|Yeah, that's right.|Special:Random}}
I started editing on this wiki since my high school summer vacation ''(last May of 2010, apparently)'' and have contributed a lot ever since. The biggest of my contributions were templates and staff-related tidbits and systems, such as the [[Assassin's Creed Wiki:Bureau|Bureau]] ''(formerly the Istruttori)'' templates, and the very foundations of [[Assassin's Creed Wiki:Apprentices|The Apprentice Initiative]], alongside [[User:'R BlaiddDdraig|'R BlaiddDdraig]], [[User:Subject 16*|Subject 16*]], and [[User:Vatsa1708|Vatsa1708]].
 
==Bio==
{{quote|Those who become princes by virtue of their abilities acquire dominion with difficulty, but maintain them with ease.|[[Niccolò Machiavelli]], Chapter 6 of The Prince.|wikipedia:The Prince}}
 
I am '''War Clown'''. I have gone by many a name: '''Jack White''', '''Juan Blanco''', '''Jacques le Blanc''', '''Marco''' (You can't call me that, only specific people can) and many others. I'm a paranoid schizophrenic who's been condemned to solitary confinement for 3 and a half years, and the only time they let me out is when I am tasked to alphabetize the institution's garbage waste by name of brand, starting from Z to A. People ask me if that is true. It's not.
 
I aim to contribute as many as I can on whatever wiki that needs a contribution. My specialty is template and graphics designing, some coding, summarization of events, and others. I can also help organize an article's sections and paraphrase some sentences. For me, things are simple here: You get it right, you'll be alright. If you're nice to me, I'll be nice to you. If you act like a fool, you'll end up like this [http://assassinscreed.wikia.com/wiki/User_talk:Megahypernova fool], and probably even worse.
 
Obviously, I'm a fan of AC, just like all of you here, but I also have other favorite games, like '''Metal Gear''', '''Devil May Cry''' (set up camp at their [http://devilmaycry.wikia.com/wiki/User:War_Clown wiki]), '''God of War''', '''BioShock''', '''Grand Theft Auto''', '''Dead Space''' (also contributing to their [http://deadspace.wikia.com/wiki/User:War_Clown wiki]), '''inFamous''', '''Killzone''', '''Uncharted''', '''Vanquish''' (admin at the [http://vanquish.wikia.com/wiki/User:War_Clown wiki], but haven't got it up and running yet) and a hell of a lot more.
 
===Signatures===
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1st - [[User:War Clown|War Clown]]<br />
2nd - [[User:War Clown|<span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS"><font color="black">'''War'''</font><font color="green">'''Clown'''</font></span>]][[User talk:War Clown|<sup><font color="black">''Wanna Talk?''</font></sup>]]<br />
3rd - [[User:War Clown|<span style="font-family:Modern No. 20"><font color="#FFFFFF">'''Jacques le Blanc'''</font></span>]][[User talk:War Clown|<sup><font color="black">''Reception Area''</font></sup>]]<br />
4th - [[User:War Clown|<span style="font-family:Amputa Bangiz;font-size:20px;color:#CCCCCC;">'''Juan Blanco'''</span>]][[User talk:War Clown|<sup><font color="black">'''Reception Area'''</font></sup>]]<br />
5th - [[User:War Clown|<span style="font-family:Californian FB;font-size:20px;color:#CCCCCC;">'''Juan Blanco'''</span>]][[User talk:War Clown|<sup><font color="black">'''Reception Area'''</font></sup>]]<br />
6th (Current) - [[User:War Clown|<span style="font-family:OCR A Extended;font-size:20px;color:#CCCCCC;">'''WarClown'''</span>]] [[User talk:War Clown|<sup><font color="white">'''Frequency: 149.94'''</font></sup>]]
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===IRC Moments===
Random stuff from the IRC.
*[http://gyazo.com/30d661d6fd158e31977b6f8607d90b2d CAKE.]
*[http://gyazo.com/5d6bf70b7ec07668c883967b5797af5c.png Worst. Line. Ever.]
*[http://gyazo.com/be7122262cc7c0a9d0cedc6add695b10.png Genius.]
*[http://gyazo.com/2251cff3c4e0cae06dcc7c3cdd14dc80.png I'm....American? ._.]
*[http://gyazo.com/9990e42b09f2fd5642ee41f42fed067f.png An encounter with a noobian.]
*[http://gyazo.com/b22fa98e2afcbd0fbcc508027476193c OmegaServ loves the admins.]
*[http://gyazo.com/5c972d52798ae7889a46bfe2961286d5.png Take the Cake!]
*[http://gyazo.com/b96ee2aaa2932288ed82e777c9cb73c5.png Noob Extermination 101.]
*[http://gyazo.com/8d7f395dbb3a18aacd958b3342725d83.png Star Wars.]
*[http://gyazo.com/d43d9ce0e7d124aed1cec9d9572e9b27.png Master?]
*[http://gyazo.com/f59f02b6cb38dd7a883dee42db802f69.png He's an alien... o.O]
*[http://gyazo.com/e2513a1e0a903b76f6d990ae7d669dab.png No, we don't play MineCraft.]
*[http://gyazo.com/f5a0af309c2ee0ce016b99bf2485607c.png Perfect Timing.]
*[http://gyazo.com/9a0821b2e07dd2dd75a0e4a57f46f662.png 2012 arrived too early... o.O]
*[http://gyazo.com/9ff0fcc491b094ec2a83d66abf85c131.png Oh, the disappointment.]
*[http://gyazo.com/b6fc8aa9db5e9148c8ed8e1fc7144a14.png I have a new vice.]
*[http://gyazo.com/58e8754b9a1d5ccb258d9b62a7a41cb8.png Oh my... O.O]
 
==My Sandbox==
Wanna see a magic trick? Hold on.....Aha, here we are! I'm gonna make this pencil...disappear. Wanna know how I'm gonna do it? Do you? Do you really? Come closer, and I'll show you.
 
[[Special:Random|BAM!]] Ta-da! It's...gone. Wanna know where it went? Look [[User:War_Clown/Sandbox|here]]. You might find it. Can't find it? Yeah, well, that's your problem now XD
 
==Awesome People==
You can't run the show without these guys!<br /><small>(Sorted randomly)</small>
 
*[[User:D. Cello|Cello]] - The Prince himself. Awesome, just awesome. :P
*[[User:Master Sima Yi|Sima]] - This guy is one tough bastard who'll eat your opinions alive if left stupid and ignorant XD Good guy, great editor, and also fellow DW and SW fan.
*[[User:ThiefAC|Thief]] - Good ol' Thief. Never fails to make an impact in his own way xD
*[[User:Assassin-Rayne|Rayne]] - Arguably the most talented bastard this world has ever spawned, this guy can teach you a thing or two about murder, and can break your neck using a slice of cake (I think) XD
*[http://assassinscreed.wikia.com/wiki/User:Vatsa1708 Vatsa] - This guy. THIS GUY right here, is THE MAN! Light years better than me at coding and handling a wiki's CSS, also quite a template maker, and is the Director of Gentek. Endlessly awesome, and quite the helper!
*[http://assassinscreed.wikia.com/wiki/User:'R_BlaiddDdraig Blaidd] - A dude who likes to keep things in uniform, this guy's one hell of an editor, and one heck of a conversationalist. Though his net lags, he still makes an effort to keep things in check. All around great guy :D
*[[User:Jasca Ducato|Jasca]] - The man who can eat you alive. Values professionalism above all else.
*[[User:DanMan7308|Dan]] - Very respectable guy. Helps in both handling articles and the aggressive community (well, part of the community at least) :P
*[http://assassinscreed.wikia.com/wiki/User:Subject_16* 16] - The king of images. All hail the king!
*[[User:Neoluna|Luna]] - One of the people that helped me when I was starting out. Awesome gal, also fellow PS3 gamer and Filipino (I think) :D
*[[User:GuardDog|GD]] - Great with grammar, and also rewords a lot of articles. A ''blue eagle'', true and through >:P
*[[User:Campbell430|Campbell]] - Good guy, helpful and also very active round these parts. Started out rough, with staff members running down his neck. Now, he's a staff member himself. :D
*[[User:Lucan07|Lucan]] - Good guy who helped out a lot in the wiki. Also takes some pics, and modifies some of them.
*[[User:Schinni999|Schinni]] - We got off to a rough start, but that all cooled down. Good man who provided me with some awesome pictures.
*[[User:Subject 12|12]] - Blaidd's fledgling, nice guy, pretty much alike his master. Usually calm and collected.
*[[User:Il Lupo|Lupo]] - Awesome editor, fun, and collected. Mature, and an IRC regular. She's very calm, and knows quite a lot. Also an avid fan of Alex Mercer.
*[[User:CarloGrimaldi|Grimaldi]] - An editor who helped me handle things when I was starting out. Where are you now? Cuz' I'm thinking of you. >:P
*[http://assassinscreed.wikia.com/wiki/User:Alta%C3%AFr Al] - A good man. With good insights. No other comment, might draw something in.
 
If you ain't here that means I don't know you. And if I don't know you, it means you're not here. So that's that. :D
 
===Apprentice===
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Apprentice.jpg|Rise, my apprentice.|link=Assassin's Creed Wiki:Apprentices/Elchzard
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==My Work on the Timeline==
These are the articles I have contributed heavily upon (before and after becoming Chief Editor). As my greatness grew ever higher, so did these articles (although some are incomplete, most of these are already finished) Ladies and Gentlemen, without further a due, I present to you all, my work! XD
 
('''Important Note''': Not all of these articles are free from errors. If you spot some, feel free to correct it yourself)
 
===Finished Work===
Listed here are the articles I have finished (or at least I've done my part) Pages marked with a * are of my creation (meaning I started it, I ended it)...There were other contributions from other users, yes, but none were as major as mine XD
*[[The Hunt for the Nine]]: Altair's quest for redemption after his failed mission at Solomon's Temple
*[[The Assassination of Galeazzo Sforza]]: The incident in Milan during the Feast of Santo Stefano*
*[[Assault on Acre's harbor]]: Altair's attack on Acre, in an attempt to learn more about the Templar's plans*
*[[Hunt on Cyprus]]: Altair's journey in Cyprus where he fights the Templar order*
*[[Fall of Monteriggioni]]: The Fall of the Auditore's fort
*[[Duel in the Templar Archive]]: Altair's fight with Armand Bouchart*
*[[Giovanni's travels]]: Giovanni's time in Rome and Venice*
*[[Return to Alep]]: Altair's Homecoming*
*[[The Birth of an Assassin]]: Ezio in training, preparing to step into his father's boots and continue his work.*
*[[Auditore Execution]]: The tragic accident that happened in 1476.*
*[[Pazzi Conspiracy]]: The plans of the Pazzi family to take over Florence.*
*[[Hunt in Venice]]: Ezio's search for the Venetian Templars.*
*[[Confrontation at the Vatican]]: Veni Vidi Vici
*[[Skirmish with the French]]: Octavian de Valois and Bartolomeo d'Alvaino's fight in Rome*
*[[Rise of the Brotherhood]]: The reformation of the Brotherhood in Rome*
*[[Liberation of Rome]]: One hell of a ride.
*[[Colosseum Passion Play]]: How "Jesus Christ" survived his death from Micheletto Corella
*[[Infiltrating the Castello]]: How Caterina was saved.
*[[The Fall of Cesare Borgia]]: How the mighty have fallen.
*[[Search for the Apple]]: An Apple a day keeps the Templars away
*[[Siege of Masyaf]]: Never mess with De Sable if you know whats good for you
*[[Battle of Arsuf]]: The fight between Saladin and Richard
 
===Unsourced===
Listed here are some articles finished in content, but lacks the ol' "Notes and references" part. If you can do it for me, please do. But if you can't, well just leave that to me.
*
 
===Articles in need of Screenshots===
Listed here are the articles that are in need of screenshots and images from the game. If you wish to help out, please refer to my talk page and tell me if you can help. I'll answer as soon as possible.
*
 
===Unfinished Work===
 
Listed here are the pages I'm still working on. If you can help out in any way, please do so. Articles marked with a * are also in need of screenshots. Again, refer to me if you can help (with the screenshots)
*[[Quest for the Chalice]]: Altair's hunt for the entity known as the Chalice*
*[[Battle of Forli]]: The fight in the Wetlands.
*[[The Apple's Journey]]: The history of the Apple.
*[[The Codex' Journey]]: The history of the fabled journal.
 
===Revamp===
Listed here are pages that are in desperate need of a revamp. Once again, if you can help, just do it!
*[[Retaking of Masyaf]]: The old guy got a taste of power, and goes berserk
*[[Rise and fall of Altaïr]]: The journey of the most badass assassin in history
 
===Pending===
Listed here are pages that are yet to be created. If you can help, please do so.
*[[Duel on Lord Basilisk's ship]]: The fight out at sea
*[[Epic of Ezio Auditore]]: How a Florentine noble became one of the most infamous killers in history.
*[[Incident at the Pagan Party]]: Juan Borgia the Elder's death
*[[Civil Oppressors]]: Cesare's secret agents, on the loose all over Rome.
*[[March of the Machines]]: Tony Stark, eat your heart out.
 
==Stuff To-Do for me and you==
Here's some stuff you and me could do. Follow them or not, well, that's up to you.
<center>{{Todo}}</center>
 
==Pictures==
===Bloodlines===
Pics I took while watching some walkthroughs on YouTube of AC Bloodlines for the Storyline Articles. Since they mean so much to me, I thought I'd put them here in my User Page. (Note: One of these images was taken from GameFAQS)
 
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Altair Acre Ship.jpg|Watching the sunset on Acre's harbor :D
Altair Maria Acre.jpg|Uhm...I'm afraid what I have to say is not...well...nevermind
Altair Acre.jpg|Die!
Templar Archive1.jpg|Not a sight for minors, that's for sure :D
Shalim and Shahar assassination.jpg|Ohhh, that's got to hurt!
Templar Agent.jpg|You would not believe who this guy really is!
Oracle Assassination.jpg|Lady, I'm sorry it was a one night stand, but please lea-AHH!
Moloch Assassination.jpg|Oops, dropped a penny...What the F-
Frederick Assassination.jpg|You worthless pansies! Train Harder!!!
Altair Bloodlines.jpg|Now, where is that bathroom?
Altair Apple.jpg|Want some of my caramel apple?
Altair Maria Ship.jpg|So....how was the soup?
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===Brotherhood===
Out of desperation, I repeated my actions from the AC Bloodlines articles for Brotherhood. They mean so much to me (because I waited for that red bar to fill up God-knows-how long), so I decided to put em' here.
 
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PantBartHug.jpg|Baby, we can make it through this! >:P
BaronBartMeetCamp.jpg|Here's the guy. Now where's the cake? There isn't any? The cake is a lie!
VolpeEzioTalk.jpg|That girl's so hot bro! I'ma make my move, watch and learn.
DoctorPietroEzio.jpg|Dude, this guy's...Jesus Christ? THE Jesus Christ?
JesusAppEzio.jpg|What is this? I did not sign up for this BS! Get my manager on the phone, now!!!
EzioThiefStab.jpg|ARE YOU LADIESMAN217?!?
NicVolpeEzio.jpg|Yeah, I ordered a Family-sized Hawaiian Pizza. What in Romulus' name is th--
BartEzioBarr.jpg|So there I was, ready for the fight of my life. When all of a sudden--
TemplarsAssassins.jpg|You feelin' like runnin' huh? Now you know how we feel! 'SUP! >:P
CesareFallBoxPic.jpg|My people. Sons and Daughters of Helghan...
AppleOfEden.jpg|Yeah, that's right people! I got me a caramel apple this trick-or-treat! Wait, this ain't--Oh.
CesareGuard.jpg|Sir, the bathroom's over there. I suggest you hurry up now before you explode.
RodrigoDead.jpg|Peak-a-boo!
EzioMeetCesare.jpg|It's that guy from Friday the 13th! AHHHHHH!!!
Borgias.jpg|After all the Christmases that came by, you still haven't given me a present! Why dad, why?!
GettingApple.jpg|Ooooooohhh, Chocolate! :D
CesareArrest.jpg|It wasn't me officer, I swear! It's that bastard Johnny and his guys! You have to believe me!
EzioLeoApple.jpg|So, how about it? Your butterscotch, for my caramel apple?
</gallery>


===Badges===
Fast forward some time later, I was eventually made an official Administrator, alongside [[User:Master Sima Yi|Master Sima Yi]] and the now retired [[User:D. Cello|D. Cello]]. Eventually, I had to leave my position due to reasons that have now been lost by historians. Nowadays, I just do small-time edits and update my user page whenever I have bought, consumed, or sold, another piece of Assassin's Creed media.
After some time, I decided to sate my satisfaction of tinkering with images by making badges for wiki use. Here's some of my work.


('''Important Note:''' Any of you bastards that try to use these images will get blocked for a month. Yeah that's right bub, you heard me! ''War Clown then chugs down the bottle of vodka he brought with him.'')
My interests include video games, art, comic books, movies, TV shows, and formerly, Assassin's Creed.


<gallery widths="100" captionalign="left">
==The Media==
IstruttoriNew.png|Main Staff Emblem|link=Special:Random
<sup><strike>'''Strikethrough'''</strike> - Sold</sup>
IstruttoreCampbell.png|Campbell - Ferrari|link=Special:Random
<br>
IstruttoreRome.png|Rome - Puma|link=Special:Random
<sup>'''DNF''' - Did Not Finish / Have Not Played or Read</sup>
Istruttore16.png|16 - Lion|link=Special:Random
===Games===
IstruttoreDan.png|Dan - Handshake|link=Special:Random
[[File:ACM_Machiavelli.png|270px|right]]
IstruttoreBlaidd.png|Braig - Dragon|link=Special:Random
*''[[Assassin's Creed]]'' - PS3 [8/10]
IstruttoreJasca.png|Jasca - Cross swords|link=Special:Random
*''[[Assassin's Creed II]]'' - PS3 [9/10]
IstruttorePH.png|Vacant Emblem - Psi|link=Special:Random
*''[[Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood]]'' - PS3 [10/10]
IstruttoreGD.png|GD - Wolf|link=Special:Random
**''Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood'' Notebook/Planner
IstruttoreRayne.png|Rayne - Omega|link=Special:Random
*''[[Assassin's Creed: Revelations]] Collector's Edition'' - PS3 [8/10]
DirettoreThief.png|Thief - Silhouette|link=Special:Random
**''[[Assassin's Creed: Embers]]'' - DVD [8/10]
AdminAltair.png|Main Admin Emblem|link=Special:Random
**''Assassin's Creed: Revelations Artbook'' - Physical Copy
AdminSimaYi.png|Sima Yi - Buffalo Man|link=Special:Random
**''The Best of Assassin's Creed: Soundtrack'' - CD
AdminWarClown.png|War - Joker|link=Special:Random
*''[[Assassin's Creed: The Ezio Collection]]'' - PS4 (Digital)
AdminCello.png|Cello - Eagle|link=Special:Random
*''[[Assassin's Creed III]] Asia Collector's Edition'' - PS3 [5/10]
Admin.png|Vacant Admin Emblem|link=Special:Random
**<strike>''[[Connor]]'' sculpture</strike> [8/10]
</gallery>
**''Assassin's Creed III'' T-Shirt
*''[[Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag]]'' - PS3, PS4 (Digital) [10/10]
*''[[Freedom Cry|Assassin's Creed: Freedom Cry]]'' standalone - PS4 [7/10]
*''[[Assassin's Creed: Rogue|Assassin's Creed: Rogue Remastered]]'' - PS4 (Digital) [6/10 - DNF]
*''[[Assassin's Creed: Unity|Assassin's Creed: Unity]] Special Guillotine Edition'' - PS4 [4/10]
**<strike>''[[Arno Dorian]] Guillotine'' sculpture</strike> [7/10]
**<strike>Cloth Map of 1789 Paris</strike>
**<strike>''Assassin's Creed: Unity'' Back-to-Back Poster</strike>
**''Assassin's Creed: Unity'' Artbook - Physical Copy
**''Assassin's Creed: Unity '''Unite''''' T-Shirt
**Guillotine Bottle Opener [9/10]
*''[[Assassin's Creed: Syndicate]] Gold Edition'' - PS4 [5/10 - DNF]
*''[[Assassin's Creed: Origins]] Limited Edition'' - PS4 [DNF]
*''[[Assassin's Creed: Odyssey]]'' - PS4 (Digital) [DNF]
*''[[Assassin's Creed: Valhalla]] Complete Edition'' - PS5 (Digital) [DNF]
*''[[Assassin's Creed: Bloodlines]]'' - PSP [7/10]
*''[[Assassin's Creed: Altaïr's Chronicles]]'' - iOS [3/10 - DNF]
*''[[Assassin's Creed II: Discovery]]'' - iOS [2/10 - DNF]
*''[[Assassin's Creed III: Liberation]]'' - PS Vita [6/10]
*''[[Assassin's Creed Chronicles]] Trilogy Pack'' - PS4, PS Vita (Digital) [5/10 - DNF]
===Other Media===
[[File:ACM_Hanzo_Hattori_3.jpg|250px|right]]
*''[[Assassin's Creed: Lineage]]'' [7/10]
*''[[Assassin's Creed: Ascendance]]'' [5/10]
*''[[Assassin's Creed (film)|Assassin's Creed: The Movie]]'' [5/10]
*''[[Assassin's Creed: Subject Four]]'' - Physical Copy [8/10]
*''Assassin's Creed [[Ubiworkshop]] Lithographs''
**''[[Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad]]''
**''[[Ezio Auditore da Firenze]]''
**''[[Ratonhnhaké:ton|Ratonhnhaké:ton / Connor]]''
**''[[Desmond Miles]]''
**''[[Abstergo]] paraphernalia''
*<strike>''[[Assassin's Creed: The Secret Crusade]]'' - Physical Copy</strike> [3/10]
*<strike>''[[Assassin's Creed: Renaissance]]'' - Physical Copy</strike> [DNF]
*<strike>''[[Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood (novel)|Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood novel]]'' - Physical Copy</strike> [DNF]
*<strike>''[[Assassin's Creed: Revelations (novel)|Assassin's Creed: Revelations novel]]'' - Physical Copy</strike> [DNF]
*<strike>''[[Assassin's Creed: Forsaken]]'' - Physical Copy</strike> [DNF]
*<strike>''[[Assassin's Creed: Black Flag (novel)|Assassin's Creed: Black Flag novel]]'' - Physical Copy</strike> [DNF]
*<strike>''[[Assassin's Creed: Unity (novel)|Assassin's Creed: Unity novel]]'' - Physical Copy</strike> [DNF]
*''[[Assassin's Creed (French comics)|Assassin's Creed - French comic series]]'' [6/10]
**''Tome 1: Desmond'' - Physical Copy
**''Tome 2: Aquilus'' - Physical Copy
**''Tome 3: Accipter'' - Physical Copy
*''[[The Art of Assassin's Creed III]]'' - Physical Copy
*''[[The Art of Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag]]'' - Physical Copy
*''[[The Art of Assassin's Creed: Unity]]'' - Physical Copy
*''Assassin's Creed - The Poster Collection'' - Physical Copy
*''[[Assassin's Creed Encyclopedia]] 2nd Edition'' - Physical Copy
*<strike>''[[Assassin's Creed IV Black Flag: Blackbeard - The Lost Journal]]'' - Physical Copy</strike> [DNF]
*Action figures
**''[[Ezio Auditore da Firenze]] - Assassin's Creed II robes''
**<strike>''Ezio Auditore da Firenze - Revelations robes''</strike>
**<strike>''[[Edward Kenway]], by McFarlane Toys''</strike>
*''Funko Pop!'' Vinyl Figures
**''[[Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad]]''
**''[[Ezio Auditore da Firenze]]''

Latest revision as of 10:30, 27 May 2025

"War. War never changes."
―Guy who does movie trailer voice-overs[src]
War Clown
Name: Marco
Location: Philippines
Systems: PS3, PS4, PS5, PSP (inactive), PSVita, 3DS, Switch, iOS (inactive), Android, PC
Status: Retired

Hello! I'm War Clown, retired editor and artist. Thank you for visiting my page!

The Biography[edit | edit source]

"I was born in a small fishing village. I always wanted to join the circus, but my father wouldn't let me--"
―Jack White[src]

I started editing on this wiki since my high school summer vacation (last May of 2010, apparently) and have contributed a lot ever since. The biggest of my contributions were templates and staff-related tidbits and systems, such as the Bureau (formerly the Istruttori) templates, and the very foundations of The Apprentice Initiative, alongside 'R BlaiddDdraig, Subject 16*, and Vatsa1708.

Fast forward some time later, I was eventually made an official Administrator, alongside Master Sima Yi and the now retired D. Cello. Eventually, I had to leave my position due to reasons that have now been lost by historians. Nowadays, I just do small-time edits and update my user page whenever I have bought, consumed, or sold, another piece of Assassin's Creed media.

My interests include video games, art, comic books, movies, TV shows, and formerly, Assassin's Creed.

The Media[edit | edit source]

Strikethrough - Sold
DNF - Did Not Finish / Have Not Played or Read

Games[edit | edit source]

Other Media[edit | edit source]

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