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!<font color="white">(Real) Name:</font>
!Name:
|<font color="white">Marco</font>
|Marco
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!<font color="white">Location:</font>
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|<font color="white">Philippines</font>
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!<font color="white">Gender:</font>
!Systems:
|<font color="white">Male</font>
|PS3, PS4, PS5, PSP ''(inactive)'', PSVita, 3DS, Switch, iOS ''(inactive)'', Android, PC
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!<font color="white">Allegiances:</font>
|<font color="white">[[Assassin's Creed Wiki:Istruttori|The Istruttori]], [[Assassins]], FOXHOUND, [http://vanquish.wikia.com/wiki/Vanquish_Wiki Vanquish Wiki], G-Corporation, [http://deadspace.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page Dead Space Wiki], B.S.A.A,  The Helghan Empire, The Grey Wardens, The Dalish Elves, The First Sons, Tokugawa Shogunate.</font>
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!<font color="white">DoB:</font>
|<font color="white">September 29</font>
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!<font color="white">Specialty:</font>
|<font color="white">Summarization, blocking vandals, making things that are awesome, turning dull things into awesome ones.</font>
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!<font color="white">Weapon/s of choice:
|<font color="white">Katana, dual katars, fists, hidden blade, knife, M4, FAMAS, M9 Tranquilizer Gun, Tonbo-giri, Yanyue Dao, Dragunov Sniper Rifle.
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!<font color="white">Awesome rating:</font>
|<font color="white">11/10</font>
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Hello! I'm '''War Clown''', retired editor and artist. Thank you for visiting my page!
==The Biography==
{{quote|I was born in a small fishing village. I always wanted to join the circus, but my father wouldn't let me--|Jack White|wikipedia:Batman: Arkham Asylum}}


'''I'm the unreasonable bastard admin that everyone loves to hate. Best keep away from me.'''
I started editing on this wiki since my high school summer vacation ''(last May of 2010, apparently)'' and have contributed a lot ever since. The biggest of my contributions were templates and staff-related tidbits and systems, such as the [[Assassin's Creed Wiki:Bureau|Bureau]] ''(formerly the Istruttori)'' templates, and the very foundations of [[Assassin's Creed Wiki:Apprentices|The Apprentice Initiative]], alongside [[User:'R BlaiddDdraig|'R BlaiddDdraig]], [[User:Subject 16*|Subject 16*]], and [[User:Vatsa1708|Vatsa1708]].
 
{{dialogue2|Balthazar|I want to show you something, Dave.|Dave|How do you know my name?|BECAUSE I CAN READ MINDS!!! [...] I read it on your backpack.|A sorcerer and a kid.|wikipedia:The Sorcerer's Apprentice (2010 film)}}
 
==Bio==
{{quote|Those who become princes by virtue of their abilities acquire dominion with difficulty, but maintain them with ease.|[[Niccolò Machiavelli]], Chapter 6 of The Prince.|wikipedia:The Prince}}
 
I am '''War Clown'''. I have gone by many a name: '''Jack White''', '''Juan Blanco''', '''Jacques le Blanc''', '''Marco''' (You can't call me that, only specific people can) and many others. I'm a paranoid schizophrenic who's been condemned to solitary confinement for 3 and a half years, and the only time they let me out is when I am tasked to alphabetize the institution's garbage waste by name of brand, starting from Z to A. People ask me if that is true. It's not.
 
I aim to contribute as many as I can on whatever wiki that needs a contribution. My specialty is template and graphics designing, some coding, summarization of events, and others. I can also help organize an article's sections and paraphrase some sentences. For me, things are simple here: You get it right, you'll be alright. If you're nice to me, I'll be nice to you. If you act like a fool, you'll end up like this [http://assassinscreed.wikia.com/wiki/User_talk:Megahypernova fool], and probably even worse.
 
Obviously, I'm a fan of AC, just like all of you here, but I also have other favorite games, like '''Metal Gear''', '''Devil May Cry''' (set up camp at their [http://devilmaycry.wikia.com/wiki/User:War_Clown wiki]), '''God of War''', '''BioShock''', '''Grand Theft Auto''', '''Dead Space''' (also contributing to their [http://deadspace.wikia.com/wiki/User:War_Clown wiki]), '''inFamous''', '''Killzone''', '''Uncharted''', '''Vanquish''' (admin at the [http://vanquish.wikia.com/wiki/User:War_Clown wiki], but haven't got it up and running yet) and a hell of a lot more.
 
==Assassin's Creed==
 
Ah, how I met AC. I'll never forget it. It seems like it was only yesterday.
 
It was 2009, when I was singing praises for my newly acquired PS3. Playing games that I have longed for since the announcement. Games like Devil May Cry 4, and Metal Gear Solid 4, the system was truly epic. When I mentioned this to my friend, he told about a, in his words, cool game called '''Assassin's Creed'''. I asked him what the hell it was, he answered it was about a game set in history, and also sci-fi. I asked him if I could borrow it, to see for myself what it was, but alas, he cannot, for he hasn't finished playing it yet.
 
It was not until the end of the year, that my friend was finally able to lend me his copy of Assassin's Creed (Took him long enough, eh?). Obviously, I played it, to see for myself what I've been missing. An hour into the game, I was like: Oh.....My.....God....(I'm so in love, I found you finally, you make me wanna say....)
 
Compared to what my friend said, cool was an understatement! The game was absolutely awesome! The story was simple enough to follow on both In-Animus and Out-of-the-Animus(for me at least), the combat was something I deeply enjoyed, the missions weren't as repetitive as some said, and nearly every aspect of the game was amazing! I thanked my friend multiple times for letting me play his copy of the game.
 
Afterwards, I immediately bought '''Assassin's Creed II''' and I was squealing like a little girl over every improvement they made (I wasn't actually squealing like a girl, more like swearing like a sailor :D) The game was such a massive improvement! A better story on both sides, improved combat, all the new tools and gadgets, a protagonist with more background and personality (I still think Altaïr's a more badass than Ezio :D) , better location (AC1's areas were very dim compared to Italy), and a variety of enemies and targets. It truly was an epic improvement.
 
Then there's '''Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood'''. When I first heard of it, I was like O_O then I went to this place, the wiki, to dig more info on it. As the months pass, me and every other AC fanatic dug for more info about the game. With every little bit of news, pictures and videos the community get, each fan squeals like a school girl filled with excitement. Machines, apprentices, multi-player, story, weapons, combat, every aspect of the previous game, fans demanded them to get beefed up. Ubisoft worked day and night to make this game a blockbuster. From the videos and pictures themselves, you can see just how awesome the game will be. And you what? Ubisoft didn't disappoint. Brotherhood is one of the '''best games ever'''.
 
I don't know how Ubisoft pulled it off. A year of development time, and they managed to create one of the best games ever. ACBH is really awesome, I tell yah! Apprentices, story, weapons, travel, missions, targets, extras, all of them are just astounding! The only complaints I have are with some of the features. Perhaps they should have expanded the customization of the Apprentices more?
 
The PSP one, '''Bloodlines''', was better than some said it was. While it was practically, a dumbed-down version of AC1, it managed to pull off a decent story, and a short bonus for AC2 (The Weapons gained from Interconnectivity really help when you're replaying the game :D). As for the DS ones, I only have '''Altaïr Chronicles''', and it...is...just...horrible. Still not finished with it, will get around finishing it after 3 hours of vomiting from the horrible gameplay and set pieces. Too horrible.
 
Oh, and I've also watched the '''Lineage''' series. Pretty awesome side-story, if not short.
==My Sandbox==
Wanna see a magic trick? Hold on.....Aha, here we are! I'm gonna make this pencil...disappear. Wanna know how I'm gonna do it? Do you? Do you really? Come closer, and I'll show you.
 
[[Special:Random|BAM!]] Ta-da! It's...gone. Wanna know where it went? Look [[User:War_Clown/Sandbox|here]]. You might find it. Can't find it? Yeah, well, that's your problem now XD
 
==Awesome People==
You can't run the show without these guys!<br /><small>(Sorted randomly)</small>
 
*[[User:D. Cello|Cello]] - The Prince himself. Awesome, just awesome. :P
*[[User:Master Sima Yi|Sima]] - This guy is one tough bastard who'll eat your opinions alive if left stupid and ignorant XD Good guy, great editor, and also fellow DW and SW fan.
*[[User:ThiefAC|Thief]] - Good ol' Thief. Never fails to make an impact in his own way xD
*[[User:Assassin-Rayne|Rayne]] - Arguably the most talented bastard this world has ever spawned, this guy can teach you a thing or two about murder, and can break your neck using a slice of cake (I think) XD
*[http://assassinscreed.wikia.com/wiki/User:Vatsa1708 Vatsa] - This guy. THIS GUY right here, is THE MAN! Light years better than me at coding and handling a wiki's CSS, also quite a template maker, and is the Director of Gentek. Endlessly awesome, and quite the helper!
*[http://assassinscreed.wikia.com/wiki/User:'R_BlaiddDdraig Blaidd] - A dude who likes to keep things in uniform, this guy's one hell of an editor, and one heck of a conversationalist. Though his net lags, he still makes an effort to keep things in check. All around great guy :D
*[[User:Jasca Ducato|Jasca]] - The man who can eat you alive. Values professionalism above all else.
*[[User:DanMan7308|Dan]] - Very respectable guy. Helps in both handling articles and the aggressive community (well, part of the community at least) :P
*[http://assassinscreed.wikia.com/wiki/User:Subject_16* 16] - The king of images. All hail the king!
*[[User:AssassinRome|Rome]] - Good guy. Great to work with, and an aspiring editor of the Timeline project.
*[[User:Neoluna|Luna]] - One of the people that helped me when I was starting out. Awesome gal, also fellow PS3 gamer and Filipino (I think) :D
*[[User:GuardDog|GD]] - Great with grammar, and also rewords a lot of articles. A ''blue eagle'', true and through >:P
*[[User:Campbell430|Campbell]] - Good guy, helpful and also very active round these parts. Started out rough, with staff members running down his neck. Now, he's a staff member himself. :D
*[[User:Lucan07|Lucan]] - Good guy who helped out a lot in the wiki. Also takes some pics, and modifies some of them.
*[[User:Schinni999|Schinni]] - We got off to a rough start, but that all cooled down. Good man who provided me with some awesome pictures.
*[[User:Subject 12|12]] - Blaidd's fledgling, nice guy, pretty much alike his master. Usually calm and collected.
*[[User:Il Lupo|Lupo]] - Awesome editor, fun, and collected. Mature, and an IRC regular. She's very calm, and knows quite a lot. Also an avid fan of Alex Mercer.
*[[User:CarloGrimaldi|Grimaldi]] - An editor who helped me handle things when I was starting out. Where are you now? Cuz' I'm thinking of you. >:P
*[http://assassinscreed.wikia.com/wiki/User:Alta%C3%AFr Al] - A good man. With good insights. No other comment, might draw something in.
 
If you ain't here that means I don't know you. And if I don't know you, it means you're not here. So that's that. :D
 
===Apprentice===
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Apprentice.jpg|Rise, my apprentice.|link=Assassin's Creed Wiki:Apprentices/Elchzard
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==My Work on the Timeline==
These are the articles I have contributed heavily upon (before and after becoming Chief Editor). As my greatness grew ever higher, so did these articles (although some are incomplete, most of these are already finished) Ladies and Gentlemen, without further a due, I present to you all, my work! XD
 
('''Important Note''': Not all of these articles are free from errors. If you spot some, feel free to correct it yourself)
 
===Finished Work===
Listed here are the articles I have finished (or at least I've done my part) Pages marked with a * are of my creation (meaning I started it, I ended it)...There were other contributions from other users, yes, but none were as major as mine XD
*[[The Hunt for the Nine]]: Altair's quest for redemption after his failed mission at Solomon's Temple
*[[The Assassination of Galeazzo Sforza]]: The incident in Milan during the Feast of Santo Stefano*
*[[Assault on Acre's harbor]]: Altair's attack on Acre, in an attempt to learn more about the Templar's plans*
*[[Hunt on Cyprus]]: Altair's journey in Cyprus where he fights the Templar order*
*[[Fall of Monteriggioni]]: The Fall of the Auditore's fort
*[[Duel in the Templar Archive]]: Altair's fight with Armand Bouchart*
*[[Giovanni's travels]]: Giovanni's time in Rome and Venice*
*[[Return to Alep]]: Altair's Homecoming*
*[[The Birth of an Assassin]]: Ezio in training, preparing to step into his father's boots and continue his work.*
*[[Auditore Execution]]: The tragic accident that happened in 1476.*
*[[Pazzi Conspiracy]]: The plans of the Pazzi family to take over Florence.*
*[[Hunt in Venice]]: Ezio's search for the Venetian Templars.*
*[[Confrontation at the Vatican]]: Veni Vidi Vici
*[[Skirmish with the French]]: Octavian de Valois and Bartolomeo d'Alvaino's fight in Rome*
*[[Rise of the Brotherhood]]: The reformation of the Brotherhood in Rome*
*[[Liberation of Rome]]: One hell of a ride.
*[[Colosseum Passion Play]]: How "Jesus Christ" survived his death from Micheletto Corella
*[[Infiltrating the Castello]]: How Caterina was saved.
*[[The Fall of Cesare Borgia]]: How the mighty have fallen.
*[[Search for the Apple]]: An Apple a day keeps the Templars away
*[[Siege of Masyaf]]: Never mess with De Sable if you know whats good for you
*[[Battle of Arsuf]]: The fight between Saladin and Richard
 
===Unsourced===
Listed here are some articles finished in content, but lacks the ol' "Notes and references" part. If you can do it for me, please do. But if you can't, well just leave that to me.
*
 
===Articles in need of Screenshots===
Listed here are the articles that are in need of screenshots and images from the game. If you wish to help out, please refer to my talk page and tell me if you can help. I'll answer as soon as possible.
*
 
===Unfinished Work===
 
Listed here are the pages I'm still working on. If you can help out in any way, please do so. Articles marked with a * are also in need of screenshots. Again, refer to me if you can help (with the screenshots)
*[[Quest for the Chalice]]: Altair's hunt for the entity known as the Chalice*
*[[Battle of Forli]]: The fight in the Wetlands.
*[[The Apple's Journey]]: The history of the Apple.
*[[The Codex' Journey]]: The history of the fabled journal.
 
===Revamp===
Listed here are pages that are in desperate need of a revamp. Once again, if you can help, just do it!
*[[Retaking of Masyaf]]: The old guy got a taste of power, and goes berserk
*[[Rise and fall of Altaïr]]: The journey of the most badass assassin in history
 
===Pending===
Listed here are pages that are yet to be created. If you can help, please do so.
*[[Duel on Lord Basilisk's ship]]: The fight out at sea
*[[Epic of Ezio Auditore]]: How a Florentine noble became one of the most infamous killers in history.
*[[Incident at the Pagan Party]]: Juan Borgia the Elder's death
*[[Civil Oppressors]]: Cesare's secret agents, on the loose all over Rome.
*[[March of the Machines]]: Tony Stark, eat your heart out.
 
==Stuff To-Do for me and you==
Here's some stuff you and me could do. Follow them or not, well, that's up to you.
<center>{{Todo}}</center>
 
==Pictures==
===Bloodlines===
Pics I took while watching some walkthroughs on YouTube of AC Bloodlines for the Storyline Articles. Since they mean so much to me, I thought I'd put them here in my User Page. (Note: One of these images was taken from GameFAQS)
 
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Altair Acre Ship.jpg|Watching the sunset on Acre's harbor :D
Altair Maria Acre.jpg|Uhm...I'm afraid what I have to say is not...well...nevermind
Altair Acre.jpg|Die!
Templar Archive1.jpg|Not a sight for minors, that's for sure :D
Shalim and Shahar assassination.jpg|Ohhh, that's got to hurt!
Templar Agent.jpg|You would not believe who this guy really is!
Oracle Assassination.jpg|Lady, I'm sorry it was a one night stand, but please lea-AHH!
Moloch Assassination.jpg|Oops, dropped a penny...What the F-
Frederick Assassination.jpg|You worthless pansies! Train Harder!!!
Altair Bloodlines.jpg|Now, where is that bathroom?
Altair Apple.jpg|Want some of my caramel apple?
Altair Maria Ship.jpg|So....how was the soup?
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===Brotherhood===
Out of desperation, I repeated my actions from the AC Bloodlines articles for Brotherhood. They mean so much to me (because I waited for that red bar to fill up God-knows-how long), so I decided to put em' here.
 
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PantBartHug.jpg|Baby, we can make it through this! >:P
BaronBartMeetCamp.jpg|Here's the guy. Now where's the cake? There isn't any? The cake is a lie!
VolpeEzioTalk.jpg|That girl's so hot bro! I'ma make my move, watch and learn.
DoctorPietroEzio.jpg|Dude, this guy's...Jesus Christ? THE Jesus Christ?
JesusAppEzio.jpg|What is this? I did not sign up for this BS! Get my manager on the phone, now!!!
EzioThiefStab.jpg|ARE YOU LADIESMAN217?!?
NicVolpeEzio.jpg|Yeah, I ordered a Family-sized Hawaiian Pizza. What in Romulus' name is th--
BartEzioBarr.jpg|So there I was, ready for the fight of my life. When all of a sudden--
TemplarsAssassins.jpg|You feelin' like runnin' huh? Now you know how we feel! 'SUP! >:P
CesareFallBoxPic.jpg|My people. Sons and Daughters of Helghan...
AppleOfEden.jpg|Yeah, that's right people! I got me a caramel apple this trick-or-treat! Wait, this ain't--Oh.
CesareGuard.jpg|Sir, the bathroom's over there. I suggest you hurry up now before you explode.
RodrigoDead.jpg|Peak-a-boo!
EzioMeetCesare.jpg|It's that guy from Friday the 13th! AHHHHHH!!!
Borgias.jpg|After all the Christmases that came by, you still haven't given me a present! Why dad, why?!
GettingApple.jpg|Ooooooohhh, Chocolate! :D
CesareArrest.jpg|It wasn't me officer, I swear! It's that bastard Johnny and his guys! You have to believe me!
EzioLeoApple.jpg|So, how about it? Your butterscotch, for my caramel apple?
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===Badges===
Fast forward some time later, I was eventually made an official Administrator, alongside [[User:Master Sima Yi|Master Sima Yi]] and the now retired [[User:D. Cello|D. Cello]]. Eventually, I had to leave my position due to reasons that have now been lost by historians. Nowadays, I just do small-time edits and update my user page whenever I have bought, consumed, or sold, another piece of Assassin's Creed media.
After some time, I decided to sate my satisfaction of tinkering with images by making badges for wiki use. Here's some of my work.


('''Important Note:''' Any of you bastards that try to use these images will get blocked for a month. Yeah that's right bub, you heard me! ''War Clown then chugs down the bottle of vodka he brought with him.'')
My interests include video games, art, comic books, movies, TV shows, and formerly, Assassin's Creed.


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==The Media==
IstruttoriNew.png|Main Staff Emblem|link=Special:Random
<sup><strike>'''Strikethrough'''</strike> - Sold</sup>
IstruttoreCampbell.png|Campbell - Ferrari|link=Special:Random
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IstruttoreRome.png|Rome - Puma|link=Special:Random
<sup>'''DNF''' - Did Not Finish / Have Not Played or Read</sup>
Istruttore16.png|16 - Lion|link=Special:Random
===Games===
IstruttoreDan.png|Dan - Handshake|link=Special:Random
[[File:ACM_Machiavelli.png|270px|right]]
IstruttoreBlaidd.png|Braig - Dragon|link=Special:Random
*''[[Assassin's Creed]]'' - PS3 [8/10]
IstruttoreJasca.png|Jasca - Cross swords|link=Special:Random
*''[[Assassin's Creed II]]'' - PS3 [9/10]
IstruttorePH.png|Vacant Emblem - Psi|link=Special:Random
*''[[Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood]]'' - PS3 [10/10]
IstruttoreGD.png|GD - Wolf|link=Special:Random
**''Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood'' Notebook/Planner
IstruttoreRayne.png|Rayne - Omega|link=Special:Random
*''[[Assassin's Creed: Revelations]] Collector's Edition'' - PS3 [8/10]
DirettoreThief.png|Thief - Silhouette|link=Special:Random
**''[[Assassin's Creed: Embers]]'' - DVD [8/10]
AdminAltair.png|Main Admin Emblem|link=Special:Random
**''Assassin's Creed: Revelations Artbook'' - Physical Copy
AdminSimaYi.png|Sima Yi - Buffalo Man|link=Special:Random
**''The Best of Assassin's Creed: Soundtrack'' - CD
AdminWarClown.png|War - Joker|link=Special:Random
*''[[Assassin's Creed: The Ezio Collection]]'' - PS4 (Digital)
AdminCello.png|Cello - Eagle|link=Special:Random
*''[[Assassin's Creed III]] Asia Collector's Edition'' - PS3 [5/10]
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**<strike>''[[Connor]]'' sculpture</strike> [8/10]
</gallery>
**''Assassin's Creed III'' T-Shirt
*''[[Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag]]'' - PS3, PS4 (Digital) [10/10]
*''[[Freedom Cry|Assassin's Creed: Freedom Cry]]'' standalone - PS4 [7/10]
*''[[Assassin's Creed: Rogue|Assassin's Creed: Rogue Remastered]]'' - PS4 (Digital) [6/10 - DNF]
*''[[Assassin's Creed: Unity|Assassin's Creed: Unity]] Special Guillotine Edition'' - PS4 [4/10]
**<strike>''[[Arno Dorian]] Guillotine'' sculpture</strike> [7/10]
**<strike>Cloth Map of 1789 Paris</strike>
**<strike>''Assassin's Creed: Unity'' Back-to-Back Poster</strike>
**''Assassin's Creed: Unity'' Artbook - Physical Copy
**''Assassin's Creed: Unity '''Unite''''' T-Shirt
**Guillotine Bottle Opener [9/10]
*''[[Assassin's Creed: Syndicate]] Gold Edition'' - PS4 [5/10 - DNF]
*''[[Assassin's Creed: Origins]] Limited Edition'' - PS4 [DNF]
*''[[Assassin's Creed: Odyssey]]'' - PS4 (Digital) [DNF]
*''[[Assassin's Creed: Valhalla]] Complete Edition'' - PS5 (Digital) [DNF]
*''[[Assassin's Creed: Bloodlines]]'' - PSP [7/10]
*''[[Assassin's Creed: Altaïr's Chronicles]]'' - iOS [3/10 - DNF]
*''[[Assassin's Creed II: Discovery]]'' - iOS [2/10 - DNF]
*''[[Assassin's Creed III: Liberation]]'' - PS Vita [6/10]
*''[[Assassin's Creed Chronicles]] Trilogy Pack'' - PS4, PS Vita (Digital) [5/10 - DNF]
===Other Media===
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*''[[Assassin's Creed: Lineage]]'' [7/10]
*''[[Assassin's Creed: Ascendance]]'' [5/10]
*''[[Assassin's Creed (film)|Assassin's Creed: The Movie]]'' [5/10]
*''[[Assassin's Creed: Subject Four]]'' - Physical Copy [8/10]
*''Assassin's Creed [[Ubiworkshop]] Lithographs''
**''[[Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad]]''
**''[[Ezio Auditore da Firenze]]''
**''[[Ratonhnhaké:ton|Ratonhnhaké:ton / Connor]]''
**''[[Desmond Miles]]''
**''[[Abstergo]] paraphernalia''
*<strike>''[[Assassin's Creed: The Secret Crusade]]'' - Physical Copy</strike> [3/10]
*<strike>''[[Assassin's Creed: Renaissance]]'' - Physical Copy</strike> [DNF]
*<strike>''[[Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood (novel)|Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood novel]]'' - Physical Copy</strike> [DNF]
*<strike>''[[Assassin's Creed: Revelations (novel)|Assassin's Creed: Revelations novel]]'' - Physical Copy</strike> [DNF]
*<strike>''[[Assassin's Creed: Forsaken]]'' - Physical Copy</strike> [DNF]
*<strike>''[[Assassin's Creed: Black Flag (novel)|Assassin's Creed: Black Flag novel]]'' - Physical Copy</strike> [DNF]
*<strike>''[[Assassin's Creed: Unity (novel)|Assassin's Creed: Unity novel]]'' - Physical Copy</strike> [DNF]
*''[[Assassin's Creed (French comics)|Assassin's Creed - French comic series]]'' [6/10]
**''Tome 1: Desmond'' - Physical Copy
**''Tome 2: Aquilus'' - Physical Copy
**''Tome 3: Accipter'' - Physical Copy
*''[[The Art of Assassin's Creed III]]'' - Physical Copy
*''[[The Art of Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag]]'' - Physical Copy
*''[[The Art of Assassin's Creed: Unity]]'' - Physical Copy
*''Assassin's Creed - The Poster Collection'' - Physical Copy
*''[[Assassin's Creed Encyclopedia]] 2nd Edition'' - Physical Copy
*<strike>''[[Assassin's Creed IV Black Flag: Blackbeard - The Lost Journal]]'' - Physical Copy</strike> [DNF]
*Action figures
**''[[Ezio Auditore da Firenze]] - Assassin's Creed II robes''
**<strike>''Ezio Auditore da Firenze - Revelations robes''</strike>
**<strike>''[[Edward Kenway]], by McFarlane Toys''</strike>
*''Funko Pop!'' Vinyl Figures
**''[[Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad]]''
**''[[Ezio Auditore da Firenze]]''

Latest revision as of 10:30, 27 May 2025

"War. War never changes."
―Guy who does movie trailer voice-overs[src]
War Clown
Name: Marco
Location: Philippines
Systems: PS3, PS4, PS5, PSP (inactive), PSVita, 3DS, Switch, iOS (inactive), Android, PC
Status: Retired

Hello! I'm War Clown, retired editor and artist. Thank you for visiting my page!

The Biography[edit | edit source]

"I was born in a small fishing village. I always wanted to join the circus, but my father wouldn't let me--"
―Jack White[src]

I started editing on this wiki since my high school summer vacation (last May of 2010, apparently) and have contributed a lot ever since. The biggest of my contributions were templates and staff-related tidbits and systems, such as the Bureau (formerly the Istruttori) templates, and the very foundations of The Apprentice Initiative, alongside 'R BlaiddDdraig, Subject 16*, and Vatsa1708.

Fast forward some time later, I was eventually made an official Administrator, alongside Master Sima Yi and the now retired D. Cello. Eventually, I had to leave my position due to reasons that have now been lost by historians. Nowadays, I just do small-time edits and update my user page whenever I have bought, consumed, or sold, another piece of Assassin's Creed media.

My interests include video games, art, comic books, movies, TV shows, and formerly, Assassin's Creed.

The Media[edit | edit source]

Strikethrough - Sold
DNF - Did Not Finish / Have Not Played or Read

Games[edit | edit source]

Other Media[edit | edit source]

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