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|'''|'''"I'm superior to you, in both rank and skill"'''<br>
This user is the big cheese, the commander, the chief, the boss, the captain, the bureacraut of this wiki. He is the most awesome person who ever lived, and his awesomeness has been proved to known no boundaries.
<div style="Font-size: 85%">This user's page is watched by The Horror! The Chaos! The End! <BIG>The... KRAKEN!</BIG> Beware.</div>
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{{quote|Being awesome is like intercourse, in that no one before or after me has ever done or will ever do it better than me.|D. Cello}}
==My office's door "people allowed" list==
This is a community. As head-honcho of it, I have a virtual office in here. This is a list of everyone who is or isn't allowed into my virtual fantasy office, a list for who I do or do not have time/patience outside my duties as the awesome, happy, handsome and helpful admin you all love so much. ;D




==About me, what?==
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Edited some articles here and other wikis and one useless tiresome sunday finally created a user...
! style="background:#efefef; border-right:1px solid black; color: black" | '''Always Allowed'''
 
! style="background:#efefef; border-right:1px solid black; color: black" | '''Sometimes Allowed'''
Played Assassin's on PC and it is a terrific game, and I don't complain about missions, cutscenes or whatever because as EVERY seasoned gamer should know is that not, no, any one game is perfect. So, taking by the good side, AC beats the hell out of many other so deemed fanboys "great games" (I'm talking to you, Mario Galaxy/MGS4/similars).
! style="background:#efefef; color: black" | '''Never Ever, Ever, Ever,<br>Ever, Ever Allowed'''
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And that's what you need to know. XD
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[[User:Assassin-Rayne|Rayne]]<br>
Now let's get this wiki rocking!
[[User:Il Lupo|Lupo]]<br>
 
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[[User:Master Sima Yi|Sima]]<br>
==WikiaGamingIRC==
[[User:War Clown|War]]<br>
The IRC is a online chat were users from Wikia as a whole can meet and talk. This wiki now has its own IRC Channel. It can be found [[Assassin's Creed Wiki:IRC|here]].
[[User:Subject_16*|16]]<br>
 
[[User:Jasca Ducato|Jasca]]<br>
==Awesomeness==
[[User:SilverSummoner|Silver]]<br>
If anyone touches or copy this template, I'll will punch a keyboard on his throath so hard he'll defecate alphabet keys for weeks.
[[User:The Theif|Thief]]<br>
[[User:Tierrie|Portal guy]]<br>
{{Userbox-r  | border-c = Red  | border-s = 2  | id      = [[File:Uawes sb.jpg|65px]]  | id-c    = White  | info    = '''This user awesomeness knows no boundaries.''' | info-c  = black | info-fc = white | float = right}}
[[User:Elchzard|Elch]] <br>
 
[[User:AssassinRome|Rome]]<br>
 
[[User:'R BlaiddDdraig|Blaidd]]<br>
 
[[User:Subject 16*|Sick-Steen]]<br>
 
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[http://assassinscreed.wikia.com/wiki/User_talk:SilentShadow MassEffect Vandal]<br>
 
[[User:Tungsten0|Above guy's 2nd account]]<br>
==Master Chief==
[[User:Altaïr|Al]]
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<small>COROLLARY: Any cute girl who is single and wants to "talk" are considered under "always allowed".</small>


==Cello's FAQ==
{{quote|I have my own way of living, Elch. I take your reality and completely replace it with mine.|Me to [[User:Elchzard]] on IRC, when questioned on how my awesomeness was so legendary|Assassin%27s_Creed_Wiki:IRC}}
Lately I was in a very bad mood because of a gone-wrong would-be-escape after a one-night-stand with a very cute but annoying Economics-student brunette, and when I got home I was not excited to answer some of the most frequently asked questions that pop up in this lovely wiki everyday. So I spent some weeks on determined lockdown and concentrate work, sorting through the hudnreds of emails I get weekly and compiled my own "Frequently Asked Questions" list, so that no new user may have the trouble of asking something and that I or other admin never have the trouble of answering it =D


*'''Q: You're the leader of this wiki?'''<br>
''A: Yes I am, and I also go by boss, captain, commander, chief, big cheese and head-honcho. Altough by the very definition wikis don't have owners, it has someone in charge to make it work (in our case, work ''AWESOMELY''), and in our case, it's me.''


*'''Q: What's your favorite AC character?'''<br>
''A: I don't have one favorite, both of Desmond's ancestors are awesome to me: Altaïr is the legend, my entrypoint into the saga. Ezio is awesome too, and some of the staff here find he suits me very well (hence why he's my picture in the staff panel), so yeah, my answer: Altaïr and Ezio. And Vidic, I don't know, I kinda like that crazy old cientist. Oh, and Al Mualim.''


{{Userbox  | border-c = #FFBF00  | border-s = 3  | id      = [[Image:Halo3MC.jpg|75px]]  | id-c    = black  | info    = This user believes '''Master Chief''' is legendarily awesome and should earn the ''"Badass of the Galaxy"'' Award. | info-c  = #006633 | info-fc = #FFBF00 | float = right}}
'''Q: How do I get to join the staff?'''<br>
''A: First, you have to be awesome. Got that covered? Greaaaat.<br>Now you have to apply for a [http://assassinscreed.wikia.com/wiki/Assassin%27s_Creed_Wiki:Apprentices interview at the Apprentice initiative], which if passed, will grant you the rank of novice. As a novice, you will be chosen by a Master Instructor, which will teach you the ways of the wiki and the best path to handle your potential for awesomeness. Following your training, which can take some time, you will be evaluated -- if passed, you will be welcomed into the [http://assassinscreed.wikia.com/wiki/Assassin%27s_Creed_Wiki:Istruttori ranks of the Istruttori]: the wiki moderators and overseers of article quality.<br>From this point on you are officialy staff! Now, besides the inside ranks and positions of the Istruttorium one can aspire to, the next step is adminship: the last level of the hierarchy, achieved only by very few.''


*'''Q: This wiki is so awesome!'''<br>
''A: Yes it is! Thanks to our great editors and to my hand-picked [http://assassinscreed.wikia.com/wiki/Assassin%27s_Creed_Wiki:Staff squad] of most awesome badasses in the whole freaking universe!''


*'''Q: Can I post fanarts?'''<br>
''A: If you created it, sure you can. As long as it is on your own personal space and, never EVER finds a way into canon material. But soon enough, your fan artists will have a place all of your own to post your fan arts here on wiki, bringing them to the spotlight so all the world (and maybe Ubisoft) can see them!''


*'''Q: Cello! I love you so much I want to take a picture of your underwear and place it on my bathroom!'''<br>
''A: Okaay, creepy person. Tell you what: send me your phone number, full name, identity number and adress so I can contact the closest <strike>FBI</strike> mailing office and ask them to <strike>arrest</strike> deliver a photo of my handsome self and my underwear to you, mmkay? ^^''


*'''Q: Did Lucy died?'''<br>
''A: I don't know. Yes, I know she was hot, but hot people die too. True, I haven't yet, but I'm sure I will one day. Or am I...''


==Big Daddy==
*'''Q: Do you really believe in everything you say?'''<br>
{{Userbox  | border-c =Yellow | border-s = 3  | id      = [[File:Big Daddy box.jpg|75px]]  | id-c    = black  | info    = <center>This user love '''Big Daddies''' and think they are awesome badasses.</center>  | info-c  = royalblue | info-fc = yellow | float = right}}
'''A: Yes. My life is a testament to my awesomeness.'''


This may get bigger as more questions repeat themselves over time.


==User Comments about me==


{{quote|DCello, you just made the best FAQ ever!|Alareiks proclaming his love for me.|Assassin%27s_Creed_Wiki:IRC}}


{{quote|You sure are!|[[User:Elchzard]] on my comment about being awesome.|Assassin%27s_Creed_Wiki:IRC}}


==Sam==
{{quote|Cello's a sexy beast.|[[User:Toppers]] about my awesome skills.|Assassin%27s_Creed_Wiki:IRC}}
{{Userbox  | border-c =Yellow | border-s = 3  | id      = [[File:Big Daddy box.jpg|75px]] | id-c    = black  | info    = <center>This user love '''Big Daddies''' and think they are awesome badasses.</center>  | info-c  = royalblue | info-fc = yellow | float = right}}


==Bureaucraut==
{{quote|You suck.|[[User:Altaïr]]'s opinion of me.|<nowiki>Some message to me a long time ago</nowiki>}}
{{Userbox-2  | border-c = red  | border-s = 2  | id2      = [[File:Ezio belt icon.jpg|55px]] | id1      = [[File:AssassinsCreed BladeInTheCrowd.jpg|55px]]  | id1-c    = black  | info    = <center>This user is this Assassin's Wiki '''bureaucraut'''.</center> | info-c  = black | info-fc = white | float = right}}
{{quote|He's delusional.|Everyone about Al's opinion.|<nowiki>Everywhere</nowiki>}}


{{quote|I LOVE YOU!|Your sister.|<nowiki>Voicemail</nowiki>}}


==Istruttorium==
{{quote|I LOVE YOU! and u didn't called me the next day :(|Your sister's cute legal friend.|<nowiki>Texting</nowiki>}}
[[File:Acsymbol box.jpg|thumb|left|Da logo!]]
The Istruttori are a team of editors that seek to improve the quality of regular articles, as well as mantaining the quality of [[:Category:Good Articles|Good]] and [[:Category:Featured Articles|Featured]] ones. They act as moderators in the wiki, and are considered [[Assassin's Creed Wiki:Staff|Assassin's Wiki Staff Personel]]


And about you? Think you got what it takes to be a [[Istruttori|Istruttore]]? Are your edit counts high, and your contributions helpful, beautiful and well-implemented? Does your dog run when you get home, and do your little cousins cry when you look at them?<br />
{{quote|Cello, when will you fix the ceiling?|Miku complaining about my heroic entrances.|Assassin%27s_Creed_Wiki:IRC}}
Then contact one member of the [[Istruttori#Istruttori|Istruttorium]] (read: *not me*) and ask for a nomination.
You can also contact [[User:SilverSummoner|Silver]]. She's a admin, but she wouldn't bother nominating you for Istruttori =P So rain requests on her!


==My office's door "people allowed" list==
{{quote|Cello, you're the best!|[[User:Subject 16*]] about my winning smile and personality.|Assassin%27s_Creed_Wiki:IRC}}
This is a big community. I have a virtual office in here. This is a list of everyone who is or isn't allowed into my virtual fantasy office, a list for who I do or do not have time/patience outside my duties as the happy and helpful admin you all love so much. ;D


{|border="0" align="center" cellspacing="5" cellpadding="5"
{{quote|I'm supposed to say something awesome about Cello?|[[User:Assassin-Rayne]] shows his reluctancy about admiting his bro-love for me to the rest of the world.|Assassin%27s_Creed_Wiki:IRC}}
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|'''Always Allowed'''
|'''Sometimes Allowed'''
|'''Never Ever, Ever, Ever,<br>Ever, Ever Allowed'''
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|[[User:SilverSummoner|Silver]]
|[[User:AgentValentine|Newbie]]
|[http://assassinscreed.wikia.com/wiki/User_talk:SilentShadow MassEffect Vandal]
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|[[User:PhantomT1412|Phantom]]
|[[User:Tungsten0|MassEffect Vandal's second account]]
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|[[User:Reqυiem|Requiem]]
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||[[User:Master Sima Yi|Sima]]
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||[[User:Silver Mage|Harry Potter]]
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||[[User:Rasengirl15|Rasengirl]]
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||[[User:Spoonodeath|Spoon]]
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==Test==
===Table not-table test===
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! style="text-align:center; font-size:large" | [[File:Nuvola apps knotes.png|25px]] People allowed in [[:{{SUBJECTPAGENAME}}]]'s time:
| style="text-align:right; vertical-align:bottom" | <small><span class="plainlinks">[{{fullurl:{{FULLPAGENAME}}/to do|action=edit&preload=Template:Tasks/Preload}} edit] · [{{fullurl:{{FULLPAGENAME}}/to do|action=history}} history]  · [{{fullurl:{{FULLPAGENAME}}/to do|action=watch}} watch] · [{{fullurl:{{FULLPAGENAME}}|action=purge}} refresh]</span></small>
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{{#ifexist:{{FULLPAGENAME}}/to do|{{{{FULLPAGENAME}}/to do}}|{{Template:Tasks/Preload}}}}
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===Table test===
 
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|'''Always Allowed'''
|'''Sometimes Allowed'''
|'''Never Ever, Ever, Ever,<br>Ever, Ever Allowed'''
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| [[User:SilverSummoner|Silver]]<br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>
|[[User:AgentValentine|Newbie]]<br>[[User:PhantomT1412|Phantom]]<br/>[[User:Zwoooooosh|Zwooosh]]<br>[[User:Reqυiem|Requiem]]<br>[[User:Master Sima Yi|Sima]]<br>[[User:Silver Mage|Harry Potter]]<br>[[User:Rasengirl15|Rasengirl]]<br>[[User:Spoonodeath|Spoon]]
| [http://assassinscreed.wikia.com/wiki/User_talk:SilentShadow MassEffect Vandal]<br>[[User:Tungsten0|MassEffect Vandal's 2nd account]]<br><br><br><br><br><br><br>
|}
 
===Table 2do test===
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! style="background:#efefef; border-right:1px solid black;" | '''Always Allowed'''
! style="background:#efefef; border-right:1px solid black;" | '''Sometimes Allowed'''
! style="background:#efefef;" | '''Never Ever, Ever, Ever,<br>Ever, Ever Allowed'''
|-
| style="background:#efefef; border-right:1px solid black;" valign="top" | [[User:SilverSummoner|Silver]]
| style="background:#efefef; border-right:1px solid black;" valign="top" | [[User:AgentValentine|Newbie]]<br>[[User:PhantomT1412|Phantom]]<br/>[[User:Zwoooooosh|Zwooosh]]<br>[[User:Reqυiem|Requiem]]<br>[[User:Master Sima Yi|Sima]]<br>[[User:Silver Mage|Harry Potter]]<br>[[User:Rasengirl15|Rasengirl]]<br>[[User:Spoonodeath|Spoon]]
| style="background:#efefef;" valign="top" | [http://assassinscreed.wikia.com/wiki/User_talk:SilentShadow MassEffect Vandal]<br>[[User:Tungsten0|MassEffect Vandal's 2nd account]]
|-
|}
 
====My office's door "people allowed" list====
This is a big community. I have a virtual office in here. This is a list of everyone who is or isn't allowed into my virtual fantasy office, a list for who I do or do not have time/patience outside my duties as the happy and helpful admin you all love so much. ;D
 
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|-
! style="background:#efefef; border-right:1px solid black;" | '''Always Allowed'''
! style="background:#efefef; border-right:1px solid black;" | '''Sometimes Allowed'''
! style="background:#efefef;" | '''Never Ever, Ever, Ever,<br>Ever, Ever Allowed'''
|-
| style="background:#efefef; border-right:1px solid black;" valign="top" | [[User:SilverSummoner|Silver]]
| style="background:#efefef; border-right:1px solid black;" valign="top" | [[User:AgentValentine|Newbie]]<br>[[User:PhantomT1412|Phantom]]<br/>[[User:Zwoooooosh|Zwooosh]]<br>[[User:Reqυiem|Requiem]]<br>[[User:Master Sima Yi|Sima]]<br>[[User:Silver Mage|Harry Potter]]<br>[[User:Rasengirl15|Rasengirl]]<br>[[User:Spoonodeath|Spoon]]
| style="background:#efefef;" valign="top" | [http://assassinscreed.wikia.com/wiki/User_talk:SilentShadow MassEffect Vandal]<br>[[User:Tungsten0|Above guy's 2nd account]]
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|}

Latest revision as of 15:15, 31 March 2021

"I'm superior to you, in both rank and skill"

This user is the big cheese, the commander, the chief, the boss, the captain, the bureacraut of this wiki. He is the most awesome person who ever lived, and his awesomeness has been proved to known no boundaries.

This user's page is watched by The Horror! The Chaos! The End! The... KRAKEN! Beware.
"I'm your superior, in both title and ability."

This user is an administrator of the site. Their purpose is to ensure the wiki stays in perfect shape and they are monitoring every move.

Any complaints, problems, or queries should be asked either on this user's talk page, or in the forums.


D. Cello/sandbox/up
"Yeah, I can and will kick your ass. Now beat it."
(Real) Name: Marcello
Location: Behind you oO
Gender: Male, proudly
Doing: http://twitter.com/macperricone
Userboxes
This user's awesomeness knows no boundaries.
This user is easy-going.


This user likes to sleep.



This user is easily angered.


This user is a Libra.


This user is badass.
Enough said.



This user has cleared Assassin's Creed for PC.


This user has cleared Assassin's Creed II for PC.


This user has cleared Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood for PC.



Wiki
This user is a
Channel Operator at Assassin's Wiki IRC.



This user is an Assassin's Creed Wiki administrator.



This user is this Assassin's Wiki bureaucraut.



Location
This user comes from Italy, home of the Colosseum, built in the year 72.



This user is a citizen of the European Union.



This user likes Earth



Affiliation and etc
This user plays on the PC.


This user is a Hidden Blade adept. Their keyboard was impaled twice while writing this.
This user possesses a Piece of Eden. They can be evil, very evil. And their illusions kick Houdini's ass.
This user is a loyal supporter of the Medici family.
This user is a loyal supporter of the Auditore family.
This user believes in absolute peace and is guided by the Father of Understanding. And probably speaks French, so beware.



This user follows the Creed of the Assassin Brotherhood.



---Awards---
This user helped promote the article "View Point" to Good status


This user helped promote the article "Al Mualim" to Good status


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This user believes Master Chief is legendarily awesome and should earn the "Badass of the Galaxy" Award.


This user love Big Daddies and think they are big, yellow, awesome badasses.


This user thinks
Sam Fisher is the definition of "badass" in Earth, along
Jack Bauer, of course.
"Being awesome is like intercourse, in that no one before or after me has ever done or will ever do it better than me."
―D. Cello

My office's door "people allowed" list[edit | edit source]

This is a community. As head-honcho of it, I have a virtual office in here. This is a list of everyone who is or isn't allowed into my virtual fantasy office, a list for who I do or do not have time/patience outside my duties as the awesome, happy, handsome and helpful admin you all love so much. ;D


Always Allowed Sometimes Allowed Never Ever, Ever, Ever,
Ever, Ever Allowed

Rayne
Lupo

Sima
War
16
Jasca
Silver
Thief
Portal guy
Elch
Rome
Blaidd
Sick-Steen

MassEffect Vandal
Above guy's 2nd account
Al

COROLLARY: Any cute girl who is single and wants to "talk" are considered under "always allowed".

Cello's FAQ[edit | edit source]

"I have my own way of living, Elch. I take your reality and completely replace it with mine."
―Me to User:Elchzard on IRC, when questioned on how my awesomeness was so legendary[src]

Lately I was in a very bad mood because of a gone-wrong would-be-escape after a one-night-stand with a very cute but annoying Economics-student brunette, and when I got home I was not excited to answer some of the most frequently asked questions that pop up in this lovely wiki everyday. So I spent some weeks on determined lockdown and concentrate work, sorting through the hudnreds of emails I get weekly and compiled my own "Frequently Asked Questions" list, so that no new user may have the trouble of asking something and that I or other admin never have the trouble of answering it =D

  • Q: You're the leader of this wiki?

A: Yes I am, and I also go by boss, captain, commander, chief, big cheese and head-honcho. Altough by the very definition wikis don't have owners, it has someone in charge to make it work (in our case, work AWESOMELY), and in our case, it's me.

  • Q: What's your favorite AC character?

A: I don't have one favorite, both of Desmond's ancestors are awesome to me: Altaïr is the legend, my entrypoint into the saga. Ezio is awesome too, and some of the staff here find he suits me very well (hence why he's my picture in the staff panel), so yeah, my answer: Altaïr and Ezio. And Vidic, I don't know, I kinda like that crazy old cientist. Oh, and Al Mualim.

Q: How do I get to join the staff?
A: First, you have to be awesome. Got that covered? Greaaaat.
Now you have to apply for a interview at the Apprentice initiative, which if passed, will grant you the rank of novice. As a novice, you will be chosen by a Master Instructor, which will teach you the ways of the wiki and the best path to handle your potential for awesomeness. Following your training, which can take some time, you will be evaluated -- if passed, you will be welcomed into the ranks of the Istruttori: the wiki moderators and overseers of article quality.
From this point on you are officialy staff! Now, besides the inside ranks and positions of the Istruttorium one can aspire to, the next step is adminship: the last level of the hierarchy, achieved only by very few.

  • Q: This wiki is so awesome!

A: Yes it is! Thanks to our great editors and to my hand-picked squad of most awesome badasses in the whole freaking universe!

  • Q: Can I post fanarts?

A: If you created it, sure you can. As long as it is on your own personal space and, never EVER finds a way into canon material. But soon enough, your fan artists will have a place all of your own to post your fan arts here on wiki, bringing them to the spotlight so all the world (and maybe Ubisoft) can see them!

  • Q: Cello! I love you so much I want to take a picture of your underwear and place it on my bathroom!

A: Okaay, creepy person. Tell you what: send me your phone number, full name, identity number and adress so I can contact the closest FBI mailing office and ask them to arrest deliver a photo of my handsome self and my underwear to you, mmkay? ^^

  • Q: Did Lucy died?

A: I don't know. Yes, I know she was hot, but hot people die too. True, I haven't yet, but I'm sure I will one day. Or am I...

  • Q: Do you really believe in everything you say?

A: Yes. My life is a testament to my awesomeness.

This may get bigger as more questions repeat themselves over time.

User Comments about me[edit | edit source]

"DCello, you just made the best FAQ ever!"
―Alareiks proclaming his love for me.[src]
"You sure are!"
―User:Elchzard on my comment about being awesome.[src]
"Cello's a sexy beast."
―User:Toppers about my awesome skills.[src]
"You suck."
―User:Altaïr's opinion of me.[[Some message to me a long time ago|[src]]]
"He's delusional."
―Everyone about Al's opinion.[[Everywhere|[src]]]
"I LOVE YOU!"
―Your sister.[[Voicemail|[src]]]
"I LOVE YOU! and u didn't called me the next day :("
―Your sister's cute legal friend.[[Texting|[src]]]
"Cello, when will you fix the ceiling?"
―Miku complaining about my heroic entrances.[src]
"Cello, you're the best!"
―User:Subject 16* about my winning smile and personality.[src]
"I'm supposed to say something awesome about Cello?"
―User:Assassin-Rayne shows his reluctancy about admiting his bro-love for me to the rest of the world.[src]
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