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Warning: This poem has been created simply for my own amusement. If you are offended by this, good! That's the general idea.

Poem of Self-Amusement

It all began with that brand-new game,
Assassin’s Creed for Xbox.
Don’t care if you like PS3
And PC’s worse than firefox.

You began the game, sat in your chair,
Readied to be bored and unsatisfied.
However, that first glimpse of 1191 A.D.
Immediately threw you on the Assassin’s side.

Your skills were pathetic and climbing a mess,
Falling to your death occurred often.
Dying by the sword was a little bit harder
Since Ubisoft thought player skills had softened.

Still, you kept on, killing some peeps,
Deciding that Templars were evil.
Of course you ignored that you were a killer
‘Cause Templars are nothing but weevils.

And you, pathetic Assassin, claimed your land
Declared your country was ‘free’.
Of course, when someone asked what you meant,
You just mumbled that they couldn’t ‘see’.

This little player became a member
Of the Wikipedia for the Creed.
His first edits sucked in grammar and spelling
But he didn’t care; to edit was a need.
*shrug*
Our nooblet argued and theorised so much
He caught the eye of the Istrutorre.
Not for some good, of course, but
For his attempts at edits and English, for they

Were nothing but rubbish and useless as well
Vandalism, not meant but existing.
Our little nooblet ragequit and came back
To find his name ‘blocked’ from online listing.

So to you, little nooblet, defender of killers
When the block ends, come on back.
For we have great need for idiots like you
In amusement, which we lack.

Thankyou for reading, and remember, though a lot of this poem is true, our lack of amusement is also true. Keep on coming, vandals!
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← Older revision		Revision as of 00:46, 11 November 2011
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	It all began with that brand-new game,		It all began with that brand-new game,


	Assassin’s Creed for Xbox.		Assassin’s Creed for Xbox.


	Don’t care if you like PS3		Don’t care if you like PS3


	And PC’s worse than firefox.		And PC’s worse than firefox.
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	You began the game, sat in your chair,		You began the game, sat in your chair,


	Readied to be bored and unsatisfied.		Readied to be bored and unsatisfied.


	However, that first glimpse of 1191 A.D.		However, that first glimpse of 1191 A.D.


	Immediately threw you on the Assassin’s side.		Immediately threw you on the Assassin’s side.
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	Your skills were pathetic and climbing a mess,		Your skills were pathetic and climbing a mess,


	Falling to your death occurred often.		Falling to your death occurred often.

			Dying by the sword was a little bit harder

	~~Dying by the sword was a little bit harder~~		Since Ubisoft thought player skills had softened.


	~~Since Ubisoft thought player skills had softened.~~

	Still, you kept on, killing some peeps,		Still, you kept on, killing some peeps,


	Deciding that Templars were evil.		Deciding that Templars were evil.


	Of course you ignored that you were a killer		Of course you ignored that you were a killer


	‘Cause Templars are nothing but weevils.		‘Cause Templars are nothing but weevils.
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	And you, pathetic Assassin, claimed your land		And you, pathetic Assassin, claimed your land


	Declared your country was ‘free’.		Declared your country was ‘free’.

			Of course, when someone asked what you meant,

	~~Of course, when someone asked what you meant,~~		You just mumbled that they couldn’t ‘see’.


	~~You just mumbled that they couldn’t ‘see’.~~

	This little player became a member		This little player became a member


	Of the Wikipedia for the Creed.		Of the Wikipedia for the Creed.


	His first edits sucked in grammar and spelling		His first edits sucked in grammar and spelling


	But he didn’t care; to edit was a need.		But he didn’t care; to edit was a need.
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	Our nooblet argued and theorised so much		Our nooblet argued and theorised so much


	He caught the eye of the Istrutorre.		He caught the eye of the Istrutorre.


	Not for some good, of course, but		Not for some good, of course, but


	For his attempts at edits and English, for they		For his attempts at edits and English, for they
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	Were nothing but rubbish and useless as well		Were nothing but rubbish and useless as well


	Vandalism, not meant but existing.		Vandalism, not meant but existing.


	Our little nooblet ragequit and came back		Our little nooblet ragequit and came back


	To find his name ‘blocked’ from online listing.		To find his name ‘blocked’ from online listing.
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	So to you, little nooblet, defender of killers		So to you, little nooblet, defender of killers


	When the block ends, come on back.		When the block ends, come on back.


	For we have great need for idiots like you		For we have great need for idiots like you


	In amusement, which we lack.		In amusement, which we lack.

← Older revision		Revision as of 00:42, 11 November 2011
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	It all began with that brand-new game,		It all began with that brand-new game,


	Assassin’s Creed for Xbox.		Assassin’s Creed for Xbox.


	Don’t care if you like PS3		Don’t care if you like PS3


	And PC’s worse than firefox.		And PC’s worse than firefox.



	You began the game, sat in your chair,		You began the game, sat in your chair,


	Readied to be bored and unsatisfied.		Readied to be bored and unsatisfied.


	However, that first glimpse of 1191 A.D.		However, that first glimpse of 1191 A.D.


	Immediately threw you on the Assassin’s side.		Immediately threw you on the Assassin’s side.



	Your skills were pathetic and climbing a mess,		Your skills were pathetic and climbing a mess,


	Falling to your death occurred often.		Falling to your death occurred often.


	Dying by the sword was a little bit harder		Dying by the sword was a little bit harder


	Since Ubisoft thought player skills had softened.		Since Ubisoft thought player skills had softened.

	Still, you kept on, killing some peeps,		Still, you kept on, killing some peeps,


	Deciding that Templars were evil.		Deciding that Templars were evil.


	Of course you ignored that you were a killer		Of course you ignored that you were a killer


	‘Cause Templars are nothing but weevils.		‘Cause Templars are nothing but weevils.



	And you, pathetic Assassin, claimed your land		And you, pathetic Assassin, claimed your land


	Declared your country was ‘free’.		Declared your country was ‘free’.


	Of course, when someone asked what you meant,		Of course, when someone asked what you meant,


	You just mumbled that they couldn’t ‘see’.		You just mumbled that they couldn’t ‘see’.

	This little player became a member		This little player became a member


	Of the Wikipedia for the Creed.		Of the Wikipedia for the Creed.


	His first edits sucked in grammar and spelling		His first edits sucked in grammar and spelling


	But he didn’t care; to edit was a need.		But he didn’t care; to edit was a need.
	~~shrug~~


	Our nooblet argued and theorised so much		Our nooblet argued and theorised so much


	He caught the eye of the Istrutorre.		He caught the eye of the Istrutorre.


	Not for some good, of course, but		Not for some good, of course, but


	For his attempts at edits and English, for they		For his attempts at edits and English, for they



	Were nothing but rubbish and useless as well		Were nothing but rubbish and useless as well


	Vandalism, not meant but existing.		Vandalism, not meant but existing.


	Our little nooblet ragequit and came back		Our little nooblet ragequit and came back


	To find his name ‘blocked’ from online listing.		To find his name ‘blocked’ from online listing.



	So to you, little nooblet, defender of killers		So to you, little nooblet, defender of killers


	When the block ends, come on back.		When the block ends, come on back.


	For we have great need for idiots like you		For we have great need for idiots like you


	In amusement, which we lack.		In amusement, which we lack.



	Thankyou for reading, and remember, though a lot of this poem is true, our lack of amusement is also true. Keep on coming, vandals!		Thankyou for reading, and remember, though a lot of this poem is true, our lack of amusement is also true. Keep on coming, vandals!
	[[Category:Blog posts]]		[[Category:Blog posts]]