User:Cymbalta/Facts about the Holy Land - Revision history

82.29.224.65: /* Citizens... */

2008-01-01T11:59:47Z

Citizens...

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	===Citizens...===		===Citizens...===
	*...are either Arabian or ~~Irish~~...		*...are either Arabian or English...
	*...or both (oooh, scary thought.)		*...or both (oooh, scary thought.)
	*...Always have rocks to throw at you, despite the fact that the ground is fine-grained sand. Go figure.		*...Always have rocks to throw at you, despite the fact that the ground is fine-grained sand. Go figure.

	Finally, the question that has bothered me for AGES: If [[Desmond Miles\|Desmond]] is a relative of [[Altair]], who did Altair have a child with? Where did he find the time!? (Perhaps those stays in the Assassin's Guilds aren't as lonely as they look...)		Finally, the question that has bothered me for AGES: If [[Desmond Miles\|Desmond]] is a relative of [[Altair]], who did Altair have a child with? Where did he find the time!? (Perhaps those stays in the Assassin's Guilds aren't as lonely as they look...)

imported>BellicoseIntellect at 02:35, 27 December 2007

2007-12-27T02:35:46Z

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	===Water===		===Water===
	Thanks to the latest in clothing styles, all clothing worn in the Holy Land is highly absorbent to water. This, combined with the fact that all books on swimming have been [[Jubair\|burned]], has lead to a nation of non-swimmers. Even the illustrious Assassins have forgotten the lost art of treading water.		Thanks to the latest in clothing styles, all clothing worn in the Holy Land is highly absorbent to water. This, combined with the fact that all books on swimming have been [[Jubair\|burned]], has lead to a nation of non-swimmers. Even the illustrious Assassins have forgotten the lost art of treading water.

			Amazingly, water in the Holy Land has a mind of its own, and can choose when to be reflective.

	===Assassins...===		===Assassins...===
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	*...wear outfits made out of a state-of-the-art, stain resistant fabric. No matter how much blood they get on themselves, their outfit stays a perfect sparkling white.		*...wear outfits made out of a state-of-the-art, stain resistant fabric. No matter how much blood they get on themselves, their outfit stays a perfect sparkling white.
	*...(please add on to this!)		*...(please add on to this!)

			===Citizens...===
			*...are either Arabian or Irish...
			*...or both (oooh, scary thought.)
			*...Always have rocks to throw at you, despite the fact that the ground is fine-grained sand. Go figure.

	Finally, the question that has bothered me for AGES: If [[Desmond Miles\|Desmond]] is a relative of [[Altair]], who did Altair have a child with? Where did he find the time!? (Perhaps those stays in the Assassin's Guilds aren't as lonely as they look...)		Finally, the question that has bothered me for AGES: If [[Desmond Miles\|Desmond]] is a relative of [[Altair]], who did Altair have a child with? Where did he find the time!? (Perhaps those stays in the Assassin's Guilds aren't as lonely as they look...)

imported>Twilightjumper: I made a funny

2007-12-16T23:36:28Z

I made a funny

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	*...have amazing stamina and can run at a full sprint forever without ever getting tired.		*...have amazing stamina and can run at a full sprint forever without ever getting tired.
	*...don't know how to pick locks (why is there a chest on top of the big church in rich Acre!?!?!)		*...don't know how to pick locks (why is there a chest on top of the big church in rich Acre!?!?!)
			*...wear outfits made out of a state-of-the-art, stain resistant fabric. No matter how much blood they get on themselves, their outfit stays a perfect sparkling white.
	*...(please add on to this!)		*...(please add on to this!)

	Finally, the question that has bothered me for AGES: If [[Desmond Miles\|Desmond]] is a relative of [[Altair]], who did Altair have a child with? Where did he find the time!? (Perhaps those stays in the Assassin's Guilds aren't as lonely as they look...)		Finally, the question that has bothered me for AGES: If [[Desmond Miles\|Desmond]] is a relative of [[Altair]], who did Altair have a child with? Where did he find the time!? (Perhaps those stays in the Assassin's Guilds aren't as lonely as they look...)

imported>Tarkisflux: more fun facts (well, 1 anyway)

2007-12-07T06:22:49Z

more fun facts (well, 1 anyway)

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	*...have eyes that are really sensitive to sunlight, and must always wear low covering hoods both indoors and outdoors.		*...have eyes that are really sensitive to sunlight, and must always wear low covering hoods both indoors and outdoors.
	*...have amazing stamina and can run at a full sprint forever without ever getting tired.		*...have amazing stamina and can run at a full sprint forever without ever getting tired.
			*...don't know how to pick locks (why is there a chest on top of the big church in rich Acre!?!?!)
	*...(please add on to this!)		*...(please add on to this!)

	Finally, the question that has bothered me for AGES: If [[Desmond Miles\|Desmond]] is a relative of [[Altair]], who did Altair have a child with? Where did he find the time!? (Perhaps those stays in the Assassin's Guilds aren't as lonely as they look...)		Finally, the question that has bothered me for AGES: If [[Desmond Miles\|Desmond]] is a relative of [[Altair]], who did Altair have a child with? Where did he find the time!? (Perhaps those stays in the Assassin's Guilds aren't as lonely as they look...)

imported>Twilightjumper: Adding a few insights into the ways of the assassins.

2007-12-06T01:12:28Z

Adding a few insights into the ways of the assassins.

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	===Assassins...===		===Assassins...===
	*...are rich. This is why beggars try to take their money.		*...are rich. This is why beggars try to take their money.
			*...are incredibly good pick pockets. That's how they got so rich in the first place.
	*...never miss with a throwing knife.		*...never miss with a throwing knife.
	*...steal horses.		*...steal horses.
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	*...have a compulsive disorder involving gathering flags.		*...have a compulsive disorder involving gathering flags.
	*...are really nice guys after all. At least, thats what those vigilantes said.		*...are really nice guys after all. At least, thats what those vigilantes said.
			*...have eyes that are really sensitive to sunlight, and must always wear low covering hoods both indoors and outdoors.
			*...have amazing stamina and can run at a full sprint forever without ever getting tired.
	*...(please add on to this!)		*...(please add on to this!)

	Finally, the question that has bothered me for AGES: If [[Desmond Miles\|Desmond]] is a relative of [[Altair]], who did Altair have a child with? Where did he find the time!? (Perhaps those stays in the Assassin's Guilds aren't as lonely as they look...)		Finally, the question that has bothered me for AGES: If [[Desmond Miles\|Desmond]] is a relative of [[Altair]], who did Altair have a child with? Where did he find the time!? (Perhaps those stays in the Assassin's Guilds aren't as lonely as they look...)

imported>Cymbalta: /* Water */ can't swim, sharks will eat me

2007-11-19T12:48:43Z

Water: can't swim, sharks will eat me

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	===Water===		===Water===
	~~Due~~ to ~~testing of new war machines by Saladin/King Richard (depending on who you ask)~~, ~~the water of~~ the Holy Land is highly ~~poisonous~~. ~~Falling into it above~~ the ~~waist will immediately kill you~~.		Thanks to the latest in clothing styles, all clothing worn in the Holy Land is highly absorbent to water. This, combined with the fact that all books on swimming have been [[Jubair\|burned]], has lead to a nation of non-swimmers. Even the illustrious Assassins have forgotten the lost art of treading water.

	===Assassins...===		===Assassins...===

imported>Cymbalta: /* Eagle Vision */ fixing link

2007-11-19T05:56:07Z

Eagle Vision: fixing link

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	*Templars. Crusaders who speak French with a bad accent, these gentle giants protect our streets everywhere. Not only can they see an assassin, they'll try and kill them without a second thought!		*Templars. Crusaders who speak French with a bad accent, these gentle giants protect our streets everywhere. Not only can they see an assassin, they'll try and kill them without a second thought!
	*Alcoholics Anonymous of the Holy Land members. These commoners, sadly inebriated by alcohol, still contain the faculties to be able to tell an assassin apart from anyone else. They do their civic duty by shoving them.		*Alcoholics Anonymous of the Holy Land members. These commoners, sadly inebriated by alcohol, still contain the faculties to be able to tell an assassin apart from anyone else. They do their civic duty by shoving them.
	*Beggars. Poor women who have fallen on hard times, but only think to give their children a few toys. They are well aware of the the [[#~~Assassin Facts~~\|hidden assassin gold]], and have learned to spot one from the crowd. They try their best to get money from them. Many have been seen in the streets with knife slits near the kidneys...		*Beggars. Poor women who have fallen on hard times, but only think to give their children a few toys. They are well aware of the the [[#Assassins...\|hidden assassin gold]], and have learned to spot one from the crowd. They try their best to get money from them. Many have been seen in the streets with knife slits near the kidneys...

	===Water===		===Water===

imported>Cymbalta: fun facts about the game

2007-11-19T05:55:01Z

fun facts about the game

Páàjì titun

Traveling to the Holy Land? Here's some fun facts to help you enjoy your stay!

===Eagle Vision===
Assassin's aren't they only ones with eagle vision! The following is a brief list of others with this nifty skill:
*Archers. These guards protect our streets from the rooftops and castle ramparts. They are gifted with the ability to spot an assassin running on rooftops. However, they do not have the ability to figure out that an assassin running ''towards'' them is trying to kill them.
*Templars. Crusaders who speak French with a bad accent, these gentle giants protect our streets everywhere. Not only can they see an assassin, they'll try and kill them without a second thought!
*Alcoholics Anonymous of the Holy Land members. These commoners, sadly inebriated by alcohol, still contain the faculties to be able to tell an assassin apart from anyone else. They do their civic duty by shoving them.
*Beggars. Poor women who have fallen on hard times, but only think to give their children a few toys. They are well aware of the the [[#Assassin Facts|hidden assassin gold]], and have learned to spot one from the crowd. They try their best to get money from them. Many have been seen in the streets with knife slits near the kidneys...

===Water===
Due to testing of new war machines by Saladin/King Richard (depending on who you ask), the water of the Holy Land is highly poisonous. Falling into it above the waist will immediately kill you.

===Assassins...===
*...are rich. This is why beggars try to take their money.
*...never miss with a throwing knife.
*...steal horses.
*...look just like scholars, minus the whole '''sword''' thing.
*...are also BEST FRIENDS FOREVER! with scholars.
*...have a compulsive disorder involving gathering flags.
*...are really nice guys after all. At least, thats what those vigilantes said.
*...(please add on to this!)

Finally, the question that has bothered me for AGES: If [[Desmond Miles|Desmond]] is a relative of [[Altair]], who did Altair have a child with? Where did he find the time!? (Perhaps those stays in the Assassin's Guilds aren't as lonely as they look...)