Splitting Hares - Revision history

imported>RShepard227: /* Outcome */

2025-04-03T17:58:46Z

Outcome

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	==Outcome==		==Outcome==
	Eivor killed all the rabbits eating the woman's turnips, later discovering they were her [[Ahlstan\|husband]]'s rabbits.		Eivor killed all the rabbits eating the woman's turnips, later discovering they were her [[Ahlstan\|husband]]'s rabbits.

			==Behind the scenes==
			Despite being killed for the purposes of completing the memory, the rabbits will respawn after unloading the area and returning, like all wildlife. This makes the turnip patch in Fearnhamme an excellent source of rabbit-specific hunting materials for any of [[Wallace]]'s requests.

	==References==		==References==

imported>RShepard227: /* Dialogue */

2025-04-03T08:32:22Z

Dialogue

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	\|-\|I'm sorry.=		\|-\|I'm sorry.=
			*'''Eivor:''' ''My apologies. I did not know they were yours.''
			*'''Ahlstan:''' ''Apologies will be cold comfort to Flopsy in his barrow tonight. But it is not you I blame. Gerhild is the villain here, as always. Leave me now. Let the hag delight in my tears. I don't care anymore.''
	\|-\|They're just stupid animals.=		\|-\|They're just stupid animals.=
			*'''Eivor:''' ''Well, at least Lord Snuffles will make you a fine stew tonight.''
			*'''Ahlstan:''' ''I can't eat him! You monster!''
			*'''Eivor:''' ''I will if you won't.''
			*'''Ahlstan:''' ''By God, you're as vile as she is!''
	\|-\|You two should not be together.=		\|-\|You two should not be together.=
	*'''Eivor:''' ''There is little of love in your dealings. Is there no way you could leave her?''		*'''Eivor:''' ''There is little of love in your dealings. Is there no way you could leave her?''

imported>RShepard227: /* Dialogue */

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Dialogue

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	Eivor approached an angry woman at a farm.		Eivor approached an angry woman at a farm.
	*'''Gerhild:''' ''Stop eating my garden, you filthy little things!''		*'''Gerhild:''' ''Stop eating my garden, you filthy little things!''<br>''Hey! I saw you, get back here!''<br>''Where are you hiding now?''
	Eivor approached the woman.		Eivor approached the woman.
	*'''Eivor:''' ''You seem distressed.''		*'''Eivor:''' ''You seem distressed.''
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	*'''Gerhild:''' ''When I catch you, I'll impale you! Maim you! Send you to bunny Hell!''		*'''Gerhild:''' ''When I catch you, I'll impale you! Maim you! Send you to bunny Hell!''
	Eivor climbed over the fence and attacked the rabbits.		Eivor climbed over the fence and attacked the rabbits.
	*'''Gerhild:''' ''That's right! Get in there! Mash their little bunny heads in!<br>Go on! Nail those bobtailed little shits!<br>Three less pesky vermin bastards in the world!<br>Yes! That's what you get for eating my turnips, you bucktoothed fuckanapes!~~<br>~~You got them! Every last one! Exterminated like the hairballs of Satan that they are!''		*'''Gerhild:''' ''That's right! Get in there! Mash their little bunny heads in!<br>Go on! Nail those bobtailed little shits!<br>Three less pesky vermin bastards in the world!<br>Yes! That's what you get for eating my turnips, you bucktoothed fuckanapes!''
			Eivor killed the final rabbit.
			*'''Gerhild:''' ''You got them! Every last one! Exterminated like the hairballs of Satan that they are!''
	A man came running towards the fields.		A man came running towards the fields.
	*'''Ahlstan:''' ''Flopsy? Lord Snuffles! What have they done to you?''		*'''Ahlstan:''' ''Flopsy? Lord Snuffles! What have they done to you?''
	*'''Gerhild:''' ''Just taking care of business, Ahlstan. I warned you what would happen if you let them in my turnip patch again.''		*'''Gerhild:''' ''Just taking care of business, Ahlstan. I warned you what would happen if you let them in my turnip patch again.''
	*'''Ahlstan:''' ''My babies! They're not to blame! How could you? You've gone too far this time, wife!''		*'''Ahlstan:''' ''My babies! They're not to blame! How could you? You've gone too far this time, wife!''
			Gerhild walked off triumphant leaving Ahlstan to grieve. Eivor climbed out of the turnip patch and spoke to him.
			*'''Eivor:''' ''You gave names to those rabbits?''
			*'''Ahlstan:''' ''They were my best friends. My only friends. They just... they loved turnips so much! I couldn't deny them!''
			*'''Eivor:''' ''And the chance to torment your wife was not at all in your thoughts, I suppose?''
			*'''Ahlstan:''' ''What other amusement do I have in this grim and cheerless life? I am wed to a sour-faced shrew, her misery my only joy. Look at her scowling now! Face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle. See what I must wake up to each morn?''
			<tabber>
			\|-\|I'm sorry.=
			\|-\|They're just stupid animals.=
			\|-\|You two should not be together.=
			*'''Eivor:''' ''There is little of love in your dealings. Is there no way you could leave her?''
			*'''Ahlstan:''' ''Leave her? And have her think she has won? Never!''
			</tabber>
			She then walked over to speak to Gerhild.
			*'''Eivor:''' ''Those were your husband's rabbits?''
			*'''Gerhild:''' ''Aye, and he loved them nearly as much as I love my turnips. Look at him cry now. The sharpest pain is the sweetest ache.''
			*'''Eivor:''' ''Is cruelty the only coin in your marriage?''
			*'''Gerhild:''' ''O, no. There's also spite and malice.''
			Eivor walked away thinking to herself.
			*'''Eivor:''' ''These two are a match in misery. I should leave them be. They deserve each other.''

	==Outcome==		==Outcome==

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	==Outcome==		==Outcome==
	Eivor killed all the rabbits eating the woman's turnips, later discovering they were her husband's rabbits.		Eivor killed all the rabbits eating the woman's turnips, later discovering they were her [[Ahlstan\|husband]]'s rabbits.

	==References==		==References==

imported>Kennyannydenny: There's also a Gerhild during the Essexe arc, with Rollo

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There's also a Gerhild during the Essexe arc, with Rollo

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	==Description==		==Description==
	A woman asks for help dealing with the pests in her garden.		A [[Gerhild (farmer)\|woman]] asks for help dealing with the pests in her garden.

	==Dialogue==		==Dialogue==

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Created page with "{{Era|Memories|ACV}} {{stub}} {{imageneed}} {{Memory Infobox | image = | description = | appearance = ''Assassin's Creed: Valhalla'' | type = World Event | previous = ..."

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{{Era|Memories|ACV}}
{{stub}}
{{imageneed}}
{{Memory Infobox
| image =
| description =
| appearance = ''[[Assassin's Creed: Valhalla]]''
| type = World Event
| previous = [[Saint Faith]]
| next = [[The Arrow In The Tree]]
| source = [[Eivor Varinsdottir]]
| location = [[Hamtunscire]], [[Kingdom of Wessex]]
| date = }}
'''Splitting Hares''' was a virtual representation of one of [[Eivor Varinsdottir]]'s [[Genetic memory|genetic memories]], relived by [[Layla Hassan]] through the [[Animus|Portable Animus HR-8.5]].

==Description==
A woman asks for help dealing with the pests in her garden.

==Dialogue==

==Outcome==
Eivor killed all the rabbits eating the woman's turnips, later discovering they were her husband's rabbits.

==References==
*''[[Assassin's Creed: Valhalla]]''
{{ACVMemories}}
[[Category:Memories of Eivor Varinsdottir]]
[[Category:Memories relived using the Animus HR-8.5]]