Layla Hassan's emails - Revision history

Soranin at 23:59, 5 May 2026

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	In a few weeks' time, we will contact you once more. If you are interested in proceeding, follow our instructions to the letter. If you are not interested, or if you break any of our protocols, this will be the last time you hear from us.		In a few weeks' time, we will contact you once more. If you are interested in proceeding, follow our instructions to the letter. If you are not interested, or if you break any of our protocols, this will be the last time you hear from us.

	Take this to heart... the world is sick, and getting sicker. The earth's magnetic field is growing stronger, satellites are falling from the sky, earthquakes are getting more frequent, famines are becoming more and more frequent. And now we have credible reports of [[COVID-19 pandemic\|a new and deadly virus]] sweeping through [[Asia]]. It can feel like we're living through a {{Wiki\|W. B. Yeats\|Yeatsian}} nightmare—"{{Wiki\|The Second Coming\|Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world}}." In many ways we are.		Take this to heart... the world is sick, and getting sicker. The earth's magnetic field is growing stronger, satellites are falling from the sky, earthquakes are getting more frequent, famines are becoming more and more frequent. And now we have credible reports of [[COVID-19 pandemic\|a new and deadly virus]] sweeping through [[Asia]]. It can feel like we're living through a {{Wiki\|W. B. Yeats\|Yeatsian}} nightmare—"{{Wiki\|The Second Coming (poem)\|Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world}}." In many ways we are.

	But there is hope. There is a cure. Us.		But there is hope. There is a cure. Us.

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	There no nice way to put this so I'll be honest.		There no nice way to put this so I'll be honest.
	We met years ago. I remember seeing you for the first time crossing McLaughlin hall at {{Wiki\|Berkeley~~, California~~\|Berkeley}} and thiking just how you would thrive in Abstergo's Young innovators program. And then I watched you make the jump into the great unknown.		We met years ago. I remember seeing you for the first time crossing McLaughlin hall at {{Wiki\|University of California, Berkeley\|Berkeley}} and thiking just how you would thrive in Abstergo's Young innovators program. And then I watched you make the jump into the great unknown.

	But the fact is, even after all the insight you've given us, I'm still not sure I can place my trust in you to be part of the Animus Project here in Madrid.		But the fact is, even after all the insight you've given us, I'm still not sure I can place my trust in you to be part of the Animus Project here in Madrid.

imported>Darman36 at 23:55, 11 April 2025

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	Change of plans.<br/>		Change of plans.<br/>
	I know you're waiting in your little hotel room in Downtown [[San Francisco]] right now, and you think I'm heading towards the wharf but you're wrong.<br/>		I know you're waiting in your little hotel room in Downtown [[San Francisco]] right now, and you think I'm heading towards the wharf but you're wrong.<br/>
	I had an idea and I'm about to board a flight for [[Tokyo]]. I'm on my way to ~~{{Wiki\|~~Onagawa~~, Miyagi\|Onagawa}}~~, [[Japan]].<br/>		I had an idea and I'm about to board a flight for [[Tokyo]]. I'm on my way to [[Onagawa]], [[Japan]].<br/>
	Don't freak out, I know what I'm doing. Just be ready to pick up on your side in 24 hours or so, I'll need your remote assist.		Don't freak out, I know what I'm doing. Just be ready to pick up on your side in 24 hours or so, I'll need your remote assist.

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imported>Darman36: /* Abstergo */

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imported>Soranin at 20:50, 8 January 2024

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	My mom will cook some pumpkin pie, my dad will ask us why we won't shoot at rodents, and we'll eat a non-vegan breakfast in a dodgy casino before we spend the day outside snowmobiling.		My mom will cook some pumpkin pie, my dad will ask us why we won't shoot at rodents, and we'll eat a non-vegan breakfast in a dodgy casino before we spend the day outside snowmobiling.
	I love ~~{{Wiki\|~~North Dakota}}, but it could sure use a bit of Layla Hassan.		I love [[North Dakota]], but it could sure use a bit of Layla Hassan.
	Say yes. It'll be good for both of us.		Say yes. It'll be good for both of us.
	D.		D.

imported>Kaikai947 at 13:31, 23 December 2023

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	Change of plans.		Change of plans.
	I know you're waiting in your little hotel room in Downtown [[San Francisco]] right now, and you think I'm heading towards the wharf but you're wrong.		I know you're waiting in your little hotel room in Downtown [[San Francisco]] right now, and you think I'm heading towards the wharf but you're wrong.
	I had an idea and I'm about to board a flight for [[Tokyo]]. I'm on my way to {{Wiki\|Onagawa, ~~Myagi~~\|Onagawa}}, [[Japan]].		I had an idea and I'm about to board a flight for [[Tokyo]]. I'm on my way to {{Wiki\|Onagawa, Miyagi\|Onagawa}}, [[Japan]].
	Don't freak out, I know what I'm doing. Just be ready to pick up on your side in 24 hours or so, I'll need your remote assist.		Don't freak out, I know what I'm doing. Just be ready to pick up on your side in 24 hours or so, I'll need your remote assist.

imported>Soranin at 23:48, 30 September 2023

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	Change of plans.		Change of plans.
	I know you're waiting in your little hotel room in Downtown ~~{{Wiki\|~~San Francisco}} right now, and you think I'm heading towards the wharf but you're wrong.		I know you're waiting in your little hotel room in Downtown [[San Francisco]] right now, and you think I'm heading towards the wharf but you're wrong.
	I had an idea and I'm about to board a flight for [[Tokyo]]. I'm on my way to {{Wiki\|Onagawa, Myagi\|Onagawa}}, [[Japan]].		I had an idea and I'm about to board a flight for [[Tokyo]]. I'm on my way to {{Wiki\|Onagawa, Myagi\|Onagawa}}, [[Japan]].
	Don't freak out, I know what I'm doing. Just be ready to pick up on your side in 24 hours or so, I'll need your remote assist.		Don't freak out, I know what I'm doing. Just be ready to pick up on your side in 24 hours or so, I'll need your remote assist.

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Assassins (2020)

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	In a few weeks' time, we will contact you once more. If you are interested in proceeding, follow our instructions to the letter. If you are not interested, or if you break any of our protocols, this will be the last time you hear from us.		In a few weeks' time, we will contact you once more. If you are interested in proceeding, follow our instructions to the letter. If you are not interested, or if you break any of our protocols, this will be the last time you hear from us.

	Take this to heart... the world is sick, and getting sicker. The earth's magnetic field is growing stronger, satellites are falling from the sky, earthquakes are getting more frequent, famines are becoming more and more frequent. And now we have credible reports of a new and deadly virus sweeping through Asia. It can feel like we're living through a Yeatsian ~~nightmare--~~"Mere anarchy is		Take this to heart... the world is sick, and getting sicker. The earth's magnetic field is growing stronger, satellites are falling from the sky, earthquakes are getting more frequent, famines are becoming more and more frequent. And now we have credible reports of [[COVID-19 pandemic\|a new and deadly virus]] sweeping through [[Asia]]. It can feel like we're living through a {{Wiki\|W. B. Yeats\|Yeatsian}} nightmare—"{{Wiki\|The Second Coming\|Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world}}." In many ways we are.
	loosed upon the world." In many ways we are.

	But there is hope. There is a cure. Us.		But there is hope. There is a cure. Us.
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	\|message = Rami. Forgive the short email. I wanted to call, but I'm not using phones right now, and my time is limited.		\|message = Rami. Forgive the short email. I wanted to call, but I'm not using phones right now, and my time is limited.

	I'm still recovering from my trip. ~~"things~~ got out of hand and nothing went as expected. People gut hurt. I told you it was for research. And it was, but not for A*****. The truth is, I haven't worked for them for a few years. It's a long story, and I won't bother you with the details. But it wasn't for me. Leave it at that.		I'm still recovering from my trip. Things got out of hand and nothing went as expected. People gut hurt. I told you it was for research. And it was, but not for A*****. The truth is, I haven't worked for them for a few years. It's a long story, and I won't bother you with the details. But it wasn't for me. Leave it at that.

	The group I'm with now, I can't explain, not over email. But they've shown me things, given me opportunities, and opened my eyes to a broader view. But not without cost. In fact, I fucked up last year. Bad. More than once, and I need to make it right.		The group I'm with now, I can't explain, not over email. But they've shown me things, given me opportunities, and opened my eyes to a broader view. But not without cost. In fact, I fucked up last year. Bad. More than once, and I need to make it right.
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	And no I won't say hello to our parents for you, because doing so would bury me in questions I cannot answer. And to tell Father that you no longer work for Abstergo would break his heart. That's all he ever talks about, how his daughter is on the cutting edge of neuroscience. The man doesn't understand the first thing about what you do, or did, and he’s still proud. I will not be the one to disappoint him.		And no I won't say hello to our parents for you, because doing so would bury me in questions I cannot answer. And to tell Father that you no longer work for Abstergo would break his heart. That's all he ever talks about, how his daughter is on the cutting edge of neuroscience. The man doesn't understand the first thing about what you do, or did, and he’s still proud. I will not be the one to disappoint him.

	Is it ~~{{Wiki\|Coronavirus disease 2019\|~~COVID}}? Is that why you're being cagey? Something else? Call him, call me, and stop this insane game of hide and seek. I just want to know that you are safe.		Is it COVID? Is that why you're being cagey? Something else? Call him, call me, and stop this insane game of hide and seek. I just want to know that you are safe.

	Ram		Ram

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	\|message = I just visited your online shop for the first time and I must say you hide your cards pretty well, Miss Deanna Geary.		\|message = I just visited your online shop for the first time and I must say you hide your cards pretty well, Miss Deanna Geary.
	Who knew a poised and professional medical officer could have such a foul potty mouth.		Who knew a poised and professional medical officer could have such a foul potty mouth.
	Needless to say I'm buying a bunch of ~~yoru~~ cross stitch patterns. I'm keeping some for me, but I'll also offer some of them around. I think you have the perfect one for [[Juhani Otso Berg\|Otso Berg]]. He keeps taking my parking space.<br/>		Needless to say I'm buying a bunch of your cross stitch patterns. I'm keeping some for me, but I'll also offer some of them around. I think you have the perfect one for [[Juhani Otso Berg\|Otso Berg]]. He keeps taking my parking space.<br/>
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	Allow me to Copy/Paste this glorious extract from my July 1st AMA.		Allow me to Copy/Paste this glorious extract from my July 1st AMA.

	The internet is just like the ocean, you know. There are some really cool fish, and reefs, and sunken U-Boats.		The internet is just like the ocean, you know. There are some really cool fish, and reefs, and sunken U-Boats. But once in a while, there are these trashed rubber duckies that crossed half the globe to gather in piles of useless rubbish, and no one knows how to get rid of them ever.
	But once in a while, there are these trashed rubber duckies that crossed half the globe to gather in piles of useless rubbish, and no one knows how to get rid of them ever.

	LH: Hey I'm Layla Hassan. AMA!		LH: Hey I'm Layla Hassan. {{Wiki\|r/IAmA\|AMA}}!<br>
	@LittleBitoLiz: Hi there! Was wondering what's your favourite geek sound, like what sound do you love falling asleep to?		@LittleBitoLiz: Hi there! Was wondering what's your favourite geek sound, like what sound do you love falling asleep to?<br>
	LH: I love the clicking of my blue mechanical keyboard switches. They just have the most satisfying clicks ever. I think I would have slept like an angel in an early 1920's bullpen. All those typewriting clicks!		LH: I love the clicking of my blue mechanical keyboard switches. They just have the most satisfying clicks ever. I think I would have slept like an angel in an early 1920's {{Wiki\|Open plan\|bullpen}}. All those typewriting clicks!

	@scufflescoble: What's your favourite song and what does it remind you of?		@scufflescoble: What's your favourite song and what does it remind you of?<br>
	LH: Easy. Overtime Food by Rha Victoria. When I karaoke, it's the one song I have to sing every single time.		LH: Easy. Overtime Food by [[Rha Victoria]]. When I karaoke, it's the one song I have to sing every single time. It reminds me of the night I met them backstage at the {{Wiki\|Madison Square Garden}}, back in 2000. I'm usually the one turning it up to eleven but that time, I was so thunderstruck, I could hardly move.<br>
	It reminds me of the night I met them backstage at the {{Wiki\|Madison Square Garden}}, back in 2000. I'm usually the one turning it up to eleven but that time, I was so thunderstruck, I could hardly move.		@scufflescoble: Pics or it didn't happen.<br>
	@scufflescoble: Pics or it didn't happen.
	LH: Pics happened but there's no way they ever go public.		LH: Pics happened but there's no way they ever go public.
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	Wow. Why is my head still spinning? I barely had more than a few drinks?<br/>		Wow. Why is my head still spinning? I barely had more than a few drinks?<br/>
	But, I just thought of something. You know how the Animus sequences DNA to run simulations based on genetic memories?<br/>		But, I just thought of something. You know how the Animus sequences DNA to run simulations based on genetic memories?<br/>
	What if (and this might be the fifth Old Fashioned talking here) what if we could actually find a way to do the same through inorganic matter?<br/>		What if (and this might be the fifth {{Wiki\|Old fashioned (cocktail)\|Old Fashioned}} talking here) what if we could actually find a way to do the same through inorganic matter?<br/>
	Sure, we'd be out of codons, but we'd still have molecular structures to work with.<br/>		Sure, we'd be out of {{Wiki\|genetic code\|codons}}, but we'd still have molecular structures to work with.<br/>
	I mean, it took years for Dr. Vidic to crack genetic memories and once he got to them, he went nuclear on decoding them. What if he stopped too fast?<br/>		I mean, it took years for Dr. Vidic to crack genetic memories and once he got to them, he went nuclear on decoding them. What if he stopped too fast?<br/>
	What is isomers are packed with molecular memories?<br/>		What is isomers are packed with molecular memories?<br/>
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	Going back to Egypt... I dunno. It feels right. I wanted you to know. Not sure it'll make you happy, but... everything's falling into place, it seems.		Going back to Egypt... I dunno. It feels right. I wanted you to know. Not sure it'll make you happy, but... everything's falling into place, it seems.

	You never forgave me for dropping out of Berkeley. But in the end, I got a place at Abstergo, I got to make a name for myself.		You never forgave me for dropping out of Berkeley. But in the end, I got a place at Abstergo, I got to make a name for myself. And now, it's leading me back to the country of our ancestors, on official business no less and not on some backpacking pipe dream. Those were your exact words, Dad.
	And now, it's leading me back to the country of our ancestors, on official business no less and not on some backpacking pipe dream. Those were your exact words, Dad.

	So yeah. I ~~thoguht~~ maybe you'd like to know that.		So yeah. I thought maybe you'd like to know that. I could fly back in for a visit, when I come back? We could invite [[Rami Hassan\|Rami]] and [[Kaden Hassan\|Kaden]] and talk like adults. (Well, maybe not Kaden. I'm still not sure he knows how to adult.)
	I could fly back in for a visit, when I come back? We could invite Rami and Kaden and talk like adults. (Well, maybe not Kaden. I'm still not sure he knows how to adult.)

	And I could tell you all about my trip.		And I could tell you all about my trip.
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	\|message = Rami. Forgive the short email. I wanted to call, but I'm not using phones right now, and my time is limited.		\|message = Rami. Forgive the short email. I wanted to call, but I'm not using phones right now, and my time is limited.

	I'm still recovering from my trip. Things got out of hand and nothing went as expected. People gut hurt. I told you it was for research. And it was, but not for A*****. The truth is, I haven't worked for them for a few years. It's a long story, and I won't bother you with the details. But it wasn't for me. Leave it at that.		I'm still recovering from my trip. Things got out of hand and nothing went as expected. People gut hurt. I told you it was for research. And it was, but not for A*******. The truth is, I haven't worked for them for a few years. It's a long story, and I won't bother you with the details. But it wasn't for me. Leave it at that.

	The group I'm with now, I can't explain, not over email. But they've shown me things, given me opportunities, and opened my eyes to a broader view. But not without cost. In fact, I fucked up last year. Bad. More than once, and I need to make it right.		The group I'm with now, I can't explain, not over email. But they've shown me things, given me opportunities, and opened my eyes to a broader view. But not without cost. In fact, I fucked up last year. Bad. More than once, and I need to make it right.

	I know all this sounds cryptic. It is. But I'm not in danger, not in the way you might think. If I'm being vague, it's		I know all this sounds cryptic. It is. But I'm not in danger, not in the way you might think. If I'm being vague, it's because I need to be. I don't want any data sniffers picking up on keywords that might raise alarms. Do I sound paranoid? A little?
	because I need to be. I don't want any data sniffers picking up on keywords that might raise alarms. Do I sound paranoid? A ~~Little~~?

	Here's the point. Don't worry about me. I'm with a couple of people who I trust now. They've been at this a lot longer than I have, and they're going to see me through this. I promise. At this time next year, things will be better. The skies will be clear, the earthquakes will stop, and we'll celebrate Ramadan together. It'll be just like the '90s, all over again.		Here's the point. Don't worry about me. I'm with a couple of people who I trust now. They've been at this a lot longer than I have, and they're going to see me through this. I promise. At this time next year, things will be better. The skies will be clear, the earthquakes will stop, and we'll celebrate {{Wiki\|Ramadan}} together. It'll be just like the '90s, all over again.

	Tell Mama and Baba I miss them, and that I'm doing fine.		Tell Mama and Baba I miss them, and that I'm doing fine.
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	And no I won't say hello to our parents for you, because doing so would bury me in questions I cannot answer. And to tell Father that you no longer work for Abstergo would break his heart. That's all he ever talks about, how his daughter is on the cutting edge of neuroscience. The man doesn't understand the first thing about what you do, or did, and he’s still proud. I will not be the one to disappoint him.		And no I won't say hello to our parents for you, because doing so would bury me in questions I cannot answer. And to tell Father that you no longer work for Abstergo would break his heart. That's all he ever talks about, how his daughter is on the cutting edge of neuroscience. The man doesn't understand the first thing about what you do, or did, and he’s still proud. I will not be the one to disappoint him.

	Is it COVID? Is that why you're being cagey? Something else? Call him, call me, and stop this insane game of hide and seek. I just want to know that you are safe.		Is it [[COVID-19 pandemic\|COVID]]? Is that why you're being cagey? Something else? Call him, call me, and stop this insane game of hide and seek. I just want to know that you are safe.

	Ram		Ram